一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。) G0 h9 _7 { S# R1 b+ [' m( v
$ ?( y8 p# n, p: FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇) C+ Y" ?! J! v3 s9 @& R8 n. K
7 P5 v9 V1 c l) ~: n5 L3 i, |公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' R( \; d) C# S$ M
6 M o/ ~! z4 Y! p4 \9 _9 u1 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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, y/ _6 ^% A. M/ Q/ Z! r5.39.217.77婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
% X4 h* O3 `& p, Z0 JAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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$ O" @* n4 g2 T, T6 S' [0 ?A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( m+ D+ C' G! [, _* [4 Y
# G5 J$ [2 R* R8 k. G$ ~5 l5 [8 s+ Q U% C公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."6 {4 r! m. k" O( d4 `7 a, @* ?
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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% v4 m6 O, v- ~, y SThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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