一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, v$ B9 n5 f3 l$ |( x
# P* @, D) v* S5 c6 |0 A( c* S: c+ A一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇1 ?) S% U8 @7 ^& G/ Z9 @
7 ^( V( _3 k+ N3 N0 z# NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 W/ O, s! z' _$ b/ \- wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
& F% ^! Q# i6 P# l% Z公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"+ p6 @- @2 W" k) U" o. |
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, P( U8 m6 u3 {! {" H
3 j, L% M# |2 P" Q. t3 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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% @$ g6 J$ y& a8 A5.39.217.77The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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