一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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+ W. }* ?4 ?7 C) Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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0 g4 Z) ?/ ]# C( K「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.77# I( S2 }2 S7 @& b8 h% T F3 t
' T* ?- V O- M- L5 w8 L( E; _6 {公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」7 h% O* x: b# q4 N5 ?$ ]
* Q! `% `: k: eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
1 q! Z' z: [: a/ v- z- qAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77; O+ _7 S; e' X
& E _* y- Q! Y, X3 [" G" I2 M, Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"; A/ w& f+ Y9 K! c
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 [ ~6 @0 p4 u
3 Y \ k* ~% r$ vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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