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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5.39.217.77! p+ t. w% t4 n+ \. C2 L! u& A. g

5 ~( q+ A' _( T& l( I) ]9 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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1 X! [+ m! b: _' z「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  Z! Y- ^" M- `* i" ?$ O
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77* ~& q. p* T* Q$ E

$ v5 m' d! R! s4 L3 u4 C5.39.217.77A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77! ~9 B- z* W+ r4 \! \4 E
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.778 c& R& ?" ]( E$ p! C9 i# v

4 X4 D% d' z- m, ?) c% ~5.39.217.77"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" [. y! s/ ]1 b" S7 R- u
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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