一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5 J8 L7 F; w" i0 c
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」' m% P) E5 {7 U1 z1 ]
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 r. S% q+ d; T% n; W! B. V! V7 Q6 t7 {
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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; k3 H3 d i9 q5 |9 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：+ K1 P- @; W. D0 _& C. h) h$ g
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5 N8 L+ G Z) K. W( H4 G
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.776 ?6 l( _4 ?/ v8 _3 d( _2 h
7 }& s* P+ F' Z( f; @: H1 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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9 q5 z# `7 Y7 y6 E8 Q7 P$ S" E5.39.217.77"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇 K, `2 v# @7 n) i8 L
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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