一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。% {( z! S' W/ T y' n. W" D0 n! g8 S2 I
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, n9 o8 d$ b& v. I2 \
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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# R# }" _+ z: C2 B" l& N$ E6 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」* p) l7 E: \6 d Y6 k- A" s" x
# l1 `2 _( }! y0 u5 \% X婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇8 K1 J5 g6 [9 U
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# ?9 ]3 ]. {# m8 C C" Q9 p" z公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |