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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5 }6 b8 x" n* u7 D
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」公仔箱論壇7 S% n. k* r; h1 t1 ]

. ]* T& `* f3 T% {& _% f公仔箱論壇「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」8 o$ E1 G: W) F( \) F: B8 d

: f" v8 N7 E1 ]4 N2 {- k: G' n5.39.217.77婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5 q& V' P7 `: j1 z! @
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."' r5 O3 q4 O8 a; V% P

+ v: I; U! Y; y( H5.39.217.77"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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