美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :4 @' j9 W: Z- N: M

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇. Q0 O! K5 g# B! |; e# O) q
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Y! g! C" T7 }9 R9 P9 B4 a4 B
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, k1 x% Z( B+ e7 C- I! c( _- }/ @
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇; R& T- u, J0 T8 T" g$ s1 _
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She doesn't care what you think. " v* ?5 E4 c: c
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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; C! L' J  c3 N: B) p5.39.217.77If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
$ P8 a9 U; z& u# o; H9 _公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 . \: ]9 @) Z0 t' z) ~

+ I$ @/ r& o1 R9 j2 tShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ i% L: B' d2 D2 i. x她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 5.39.217.77+ q9 g8 A+ w6 i! }3 ?% U9 v

1 b7 p% b1 B( c$ \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 ) Y/ i4 k) X1 W

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 3 D8 o( y! ]4 A7 Y: ^
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。- c1 `6 t* s* K( h; L: G

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
, H8 }3 z6 C+ Y9 ^7 y2 i8 _7 z熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. & n3 |( w: x3 H" O
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ P% ^# I9 g+ ~3 g  _9 \( J
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Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇7 Y& b& p2 Q- g8 L0 T) _# M
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.777 U) T: ^  }3 b8 v5 g; m
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) |$ l, Q/ l7 _$ _/ q" V
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ Q  ~) v+ V, [! p0 t5 Y! M
熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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: G4 c/ L$ P6 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 - H  t: {9 L" ?% V# k$ Q) f

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇/ _# g* b2 |8 I
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, r# t8 X0 }  V8 e; g
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! u  Y# G% g8 x5 H
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 5.39.217.77* w' t, H% k& R+ U% g

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" ~- Y. D- B' r+ u

1 A. o  U( E' H5.39.217.77Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
% Q; I' o' F7 f1 l# b4 ~公仔箱論壇女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人   ~6 V$ b9 O5 t

Here's an update for you.: o& Q7 Z) U4 U4 y/ J( Y5 L
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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( A- r, P7 A% f0 F( A& f$ Y" N; YNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 5.39.217.778 f  P2 r  n( Y( {8 F' A( h5 \
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 : Q) T* E; f* I( C. N7 @) i6 @

Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!