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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: R1 T! d/ o0 o( t# E

$ y8 u# O2 P, _' T5 G, e公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
8 `1 V2 y1 x/ k8 c- CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# `; q; A& Y* D- Q4 f1 h- Y7 W8 m
「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 n4 E5 V: ]. J. s; z

* l# U5 z, `- x6 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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/ }8 G: U$ g$ B, vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
2 b0 r  `& t0 R+ t5.39.217.77An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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6 a$ \1 T5 \5 Y1 etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77( O- X9 D) @+ _$ O
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."' l/ h# I7 N# {1 _

) j4 J2 [+ a: H; b"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest./ M, I' @& ^0 ^7 E$ m

8 _5 q2 Q0 P% ?The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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