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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.5.39.217.77) M8 d+ @3 k3 F& B! h. s5 \
性本善:Sex is good.5 H9 {/ x9 a! V+ D
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.: ?# e" a- }) a0 z% ^. K2 d. G
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.公仔箱論壇* Z3 T) T, N/ U3 j  W# f4 S) }1 I
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" L/ y/ `# U8 X! O& r' O" [+ x
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% O/ d6 W# D" Q" z1 Y
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1 D) A1 e) Z7 O, G. e) Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it2 _( ?2 G% Q8 \& c
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ ]/ b/ V1 z: N) G0 n2 J; o1 b& v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" V. i1 D  Q+ u- b择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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( X+ k2 d8 B  ^( ]9 P& m( b子不学:If you don't study hard,5.39.217.77, l2 f; N# i, }4 d) g: Z: K1 x
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: Q5 ?7 x( I7 E5.39.217.77窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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# U9 q& l0 a# Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教五子 All his five son took ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ m" _; M# C2 v8 m6 x+ a8 E7 q+ H
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.2 ]1 Z, o% k9 B0 u
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,公仔箱論壇, z# B1 j7 c; w! E
父之过 It is all your fault.
' L  k* p8 k; \* Z: ?公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ J/ L0 B  K5 B) G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
! Z2 {% e) b" q# D, e# F2 n5.39.217.77非所宜 but that is a real mistake公仔箱論壇4 I& ~5 R1 F" f& j8 N1 I4 L7 g" W
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 Q- @* ?. E1 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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/ s1 ?- ?8 [( \/ a0 r) k9 [5 T8 }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 H- h! M1 @6 @( D4 D0 r
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* }, P$ W0 W  r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ W" C  d' ~+ o) K. F公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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