一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」- {% p1 _- c. @7 R6 ~' ?
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」# [8 a H8 z+ w% v' K
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：" j& ^' J7 A& W7 E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77; v# i' |7 R5 m' F' U; o
! D% X5 k( }! |0 b; x+ ]; mA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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6 o! z6 O. o* ~3 K- p) ]/ P5.39.217.77"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇, U! H4 ]/ G6 T: K3 l
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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