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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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& U8 e' J1 J7 F) l  e8 {2 i> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇3 H" A+ A4 f" U/ `3 h
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right! |' _4 u4 _, N  D$ R$ M
> and you need to shut up.! j4 a- j4 d/ T- s* O
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> (2) Five1 [' A3 h4 m  }
> Minutes: If
3 L/ z3 _$ l* w3 L$ d3 ^2 `> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
5 y$ U9 s% _3 k7 U' ~" r& q8 r, G  S5.39.217.77> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
* t5 N, y8 a9 {4 O1 R- d8 q> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.779 c( |3 ~; m5 m4 W
> the house.
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# N/ U# Z. U  J) k/ Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This
* O* `; N5 l" V! B& u' O公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
# C8 h3 U% g2 [  [# Q* {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇8 s* I. _6 I4 `5 B+ e
> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 o- ~: z) V  a1 A! N) Q
>
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> Ahead: This
% s; Q# e, S) J+ w) N0 ?# W> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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! j% a& Q2 a) Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇' ?7 d" E; _+ M& H; u8 w( x* w  `
> (5) Loud1 H  d. q7 `' S- q$ h
> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 ^. m2 W$ I4 S. C! z  T8 J; t6 A
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
% D5 m! F$ \; ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
; N# l, w* c1 u, KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
) V0 r. m! h8 b, a* k$ Y; B/ K. t> here and arguing with you about nothing.. [( M7 d  X; w+ y0 h
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
6 ^- m% e' P3 w% y公仔箱論壇> nothing.)
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! Q9 v; {; J* R! n' @& Z2 i4 p$ ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's6 \/ U% P5 k  B3 M
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. W9 [& j3 p1 @, f5 L& |3 C; U
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to# v6 m8 u/ @: V6 W/ W
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
7 p4 V+ C- w6 V- C* Y7 m! t公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 }' T. E6 b- l" R
> mistake.
0 o' Q+ G% [, W6 \" j9 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
5 _+ d+ S  G1 f  A) g1 ~( c/ g> (7) Thanks: A
0 C8 T  K7 [0 ?, e% D* b5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 R3 F! F- e1 l( k$ C0 e' w
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
7 C* _( X' a+ _/ v公仔箱論壇> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
# i0 ^6 F3 Q% q' K' Q/ n> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, L' E" k7 G5 |, c& W! [
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
: t( k. q0 f. I7 [' O8 j4 o+ YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
- ^1 N+ @" v3 g5 U1 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 6 J) i  w+ t3 P0 J& @. B) g

. Q+ s. X9 ^& q% f; ?( o公仔箱論壇> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ G- G3 W3 g* T6 V; |; o5 J  G
> worry about it, I got it: Another
  D( I( M* Z  e  M- u8 w. O0 ^/ f> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# n$ i4 e& w2 f3 R
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it& F: q& ^# N6 i; r# k; e; c: X
> herself. This will later result in a man
  D0 H0 a) i" B) W- _( {- x> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.778 U5 A3 m% M2 e, v3 B2 e2 \/ k3 \
> response refer to # 3.
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