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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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5 j: g. T% ]" A5 K> WORDS WOMEN USE& H0 f& j! c6 t5 f0 C+ [9 W
> (1) Fine: This
1 o% F& N$ y" z+ rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
8 H7 B& ^- }& a2 J( STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.
3 N9 ~6 @3 D) Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 公仔箱論壇$ {9 z0 }. M, S  e
> (2) Five
8 ]" D) O5 n1 V. ]5 c) g( c, `5.39.217.77> Minutes: If
' O4 S2 _+ J- ?1 s2 Y公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 L6 T$ [- G8 x% p; v3 O6 Q
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given- Z$ D& h+ P: A9 ?
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- \0 [0 P; {" \4 P! |, ~7 C
> the house.5.39.217.774 j$ Z% F$ C+ s9 Z0 u
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> (3) Nothing: This
; P* {4 z. {+ h, E> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
: w$ D/ k$ Z* K+ W  ?! ]/ Q> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
. g6 F6 p/ @1 ^4 B9 o6 n; g6 c. t5.39.217.77> Ahead: This% X# \+ ]1 R5 D) U  K
> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- Z' z5 z  j. S. ^/ @, E
> It!
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> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. Y# _' b4 e- G5 A
> Sigh: This
5 M$ h0 c4 H1 L% H0 I> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' B# I6 Q) z8 u6 {& K& M! @/ b
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
* d( W/ g- J* ]5 [1 k5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
/ n) ~0 y# n6 _4 |( T2 }> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇* z3 l; o$ P. V$ _, k# e: }5 p
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* l" q0 C* N1 [0 q
> nothing.)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. ], o: A, A9 ]0 X. c; H
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> (6) That's
# H" [- F6 I' ~5 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This
6 e6 Y0 n- x$ v  h2 c+ [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
  o" `3 x0 E! H7 W3 L; P> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and& M) q3 \, [) q# ]
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: A
% ]3 f1 Q5 W/ ^4 n5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
: X; U2 v3 X( C+ [2 I' ^: h+ P> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This" r3 ~; u1 l" `4 W9 ]) G
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
1 M# k3 G5 N8 w( S' x公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
9 r6 r- ]3 b! k$ A公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
* q! k3 m3 M" ]% D5.39.217.77> 'whatever').5.39.217.772 D& M3 q9 A5 L" m# n
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇, u: [0 X/ ^" @& J
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
5 D7 A! g  o2 B4 V7 U5.39.217.77> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇' e. D' s' ?3 S3 Q
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% A8 S0 x% R9 b) g$ b# S- f2 iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it3 C4 L* l- b$ W0 t: W3 z
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) w# [( S) J; g9 p) G3 r
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
; ]* S3 T+ w& j5.39.217.77> response refer to # 3.
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