一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 3 J7 P. q9 x; H0 rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" _9 H) n9 n6 L% L9 o% |+ I
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ; W+ e+ O! u) @0 u9 l" WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 * A, s1 O4 d- ~; s) V2 J公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」9 R1 e0 f& s) l* Y
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 _& ]% F: `9 u: S, y( Z+ z
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： 5 {; I. D r6 W, e% b7 h5 ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 9 Z- _, x R7 ?# G5 @" o公仔箱論壇tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 l9 }; K: u* P* ]% F* }4 X: t) e
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" % r0 E3 h4 S1 ]! Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb ; ?" T: P- z: J4 d0 I0 G"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- k8 n: f+ ?5 L# W3 {! d$ y
. y3 q H3 W% C! w" k/ n4 X公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 l% j1 x( K. e+ J2 p9 \) \
; Y! l- D/ ~! L! }; e公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
