一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 p' B# Y2 p/ Y! P$ V1 _" J
. r7 m) a5 {3 O/ j) O p( s; u公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ; Q* i" x3 n4 L) e% W. E) o5.39.217.77 9 C, F/ b8 u7 o- g. K9 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」4 E% ^# E( X9 |
; M' H5 G& j6 b' ?公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 & ?/ y$ t9 p% m! }" i5.39.217.77( [, S/ f3 D; D, S' J2 h" M3 P7 H8 f6 `
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：+ O( i( m/ o+ z8 ~+ }/ e
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. ; G; T0 q7 l0 ^( D5.39.217.772 r$ [& X( I% I' o6 J
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ g9 x* x3 G* ?
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."$ D5 R% a% x( {9 q0 M
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 P0 z# N5 | p) w
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
