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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇7 f7 Y! ?) ~; g! D: v5 B

7 i9 I3 j" M3 |8 P; R) x公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  A# Q$ ^9 r. l9 @
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
$ c" d5 ?* P: L  |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
+ I# U4 I! i* I+ ]1 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& E+ G* _6 i) P: ?7 }: B

( V( V4 v. B6 s4 w$ v; Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
1 B& {- e& B7 E/ Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"6 e! \" B0 T2 K# u
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.779 ?: Z. a( b6 v4 @' O' b# d

& W( N% @# m; r" S$ r8 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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