( V( V4 v. B6 s4 w$ v; Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文: 1 B& {- e& B7 E/ Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. - Z( D/ e4 |9 j1 r$ b4 \" s" W' ]% N) y6 g2 m) y- i" |
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"6 e! \" B0 T2 K# u
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." ; Q8 Q! p. D* U2 o5.39.217.77公仔箱論壇" E7 p$ b' }' ]* w
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.779 ?: Z. a( b6 v4 @' O' b# d
& W( N% @# m; r" S$ r8 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"