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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5.39.217.77: U+ K- |4 B$ \1 P7 {' a

' b8 b* h4 R8 m7 W5.39.217.77「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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9 z% y! h! T7 e5 M「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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% R6 v& J6 A+ w1 W' h& E公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
+ ~) }3 S) O! R9 W; j5.39.217.77An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."& k$ O6 _; I9 c- |
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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4 L2 I/ a, ^# t. a% VThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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