一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( [. n, n0 l% {; ~# _6 F
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ; e( R E1 l& U) N6 P( y公仔箱論壇tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% w! Y) r' G# X
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 . s9 o6 x' j0 R. G2 x. s2 f: J; c 3 x& V) w: X- K P G5.39.217.77「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 + C2 `. t6 ^5 \9 Q9 R2 b5.39.217.77 : |# r: }$ S5 \) [, p公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇9 Y' L& l. a' E! E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! ]& @' ]& \6 }; _. C( k& s
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" " _( k6 }$ V) r' v5.39.217.77 2 X5 J6 x+ _" j' z" ~6 |& ^* C' PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 1 u' [; V6 _* C( O- ~* x5.39.217.77TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% g. w* v6 @* o6 m# j- v
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. 9 L# U) [5 W' D/ [9 a7 j公仔箱論壇/ s- H/ R9 l- T: R3 |! Z
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
