一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 H, G2 d6 m/ Y/ }' m" p
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ' E3 k$ T i3 {& E# y! s0 M3 v$ k! n: _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 ~# S; Y: u& H& h
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇6 I. T0 J, t$ T
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 - j0 Q u2 I3 e公仔箱論壇tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" C7 v' L8 C9 I0 p
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： & v2 ]1 t0 I# F8 tAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) p v a2 _* U) T" @- z8 H
" |$ m7 [- ~3 ~0 r2 G+ ^5 r( o ]公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 2 N9 S; ?& q- Y8 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5.39.217.776 X4 D4 O; b) j
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." " ^; w. W; \9 Y8 P8 O$ ]) ~$ Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb , ? I {' r7 F" ]公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. . E* S W+ h0 r 5 z) G" m" ]8 tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
