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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ Y! E; V4 K8 w' L

+ ], f0 n# }$ P) X8 m「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」9 W5 ^% I! U. L; F$ X* c
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」) r* T' r5 t( T% l0 K7 z
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
. y" x8 o  m1 Y" |# ?* h! m! fAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.772 k" w; ]5 `+ `- \$ b& v

5 v9 s: X$ _5 x; u4 C0 R7 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇! b* K( C3 n! k# w0 f
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."* C4 V) V- a9 I2 \! f4 U5 P

, N8 c$ E* |1 j5 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.777 T8 y% i/ {% |  ?

: N2 _! V( _& I# ^' G- Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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