一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 ( F3 e+ a+ S4 S; c* c: L9 i! C9 `公仔箱論壇5.39.217.77+ N1 `9 Y. T6 v0 N# Y
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 1 u4 ?' r s1 b# m% Q. O2 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb : K6 i% x4 m% x3 d4 _5 j% \「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 7 Y8 l; u" A- e$ h; N0 V公仔箱論壇' j% o. f& ^8 p0 y& }7 H) t' m2 W
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇9 d* p1 w3 t7 y" r$ t1 L5 S
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： . _4 l5 S5 g% r公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 W' x; B0 T8 ?8 x( O! }
( ^7 i+ Y8 ~+ N. k( e' cA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" # Q; C9 b: ]' Y' q5 U / E1 g9 T& l. ]3 g9 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 Z0 y$ c) |# _. e& }& k! u
) I, m P8 | g3 Q. N$ `$ ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. , O. W. H. ^- K i! k4 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 ! x1 `/ s" h1 f2 cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
