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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
2 M" I1 o4 B  `6 x" w$ |性本善:Sex is good.公仔箱論壇( ~8 @, J0 w5 |2 a6 Q- C1 C. @
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
; _9 e$ B* `; i* r  r0 k习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.9 l4 e  X; O. m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& ]3 c3 d0 z8 i) R; s4 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性乃迁:Sex will leave you..$ H0 ~: s9 J+ L1 w+ V/ C' m/ G2 h5 ?+ u
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, f+ H/ k+ q& q* p4 s" L6 X! A教之道:The way of learning it公仔箱論壇' S8 p2 d2 B* a
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% l8 R! U. A1 m# Q" A3 _1 R& utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# c8 s4 I1 ~! T7 Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* a2 D4 l- ~% y

0 R* t& D/ P# r( K5.39.217.77子不学:If you don't study hard,
: i7 [4 B6 F7 M  G: W公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous5.39.217.778 C' L4 Y: n, D/ n' j( \/ d% f
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine& L0 H# f% P, x1 n& V/ J6 _
教五子 All his five son took it
2 I  f" A2 D: o9 P名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 g7 [8 V0 `0 v+ n9 z' f父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇, m1 P6 }' w0 }3 w
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 `/ e$ l+ i+ ^4 Z. n: Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 d4 w9 U3 ~9 b; a: Y5.39.217.77子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 k/ R5 y( L4 n0 b. z9 J公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 }' }* S% j1 e$ n) W幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 W# i" }& F) z公仔箱論壇老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: ^& ], T# f' Z( H5.39.217.77玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,公仔箱論壇4 C+ t) P7 e, |" r- b/ d' G
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.公仔箱論壇5 Q  G5 W* W  z
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 P: R3 C5 s* b; x6 w' Q% ~9 c) A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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