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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.0 n- J4 t7 a7 ^* s8 f5 Y
性本善:Sex is good.% M) Q6 V( _5 v% X9 ~) @5 h& a
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) I* y9 R, T; E0 N公仔箱論壇习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.5 G& l( O1 \0 l$ g/ H  Z
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
7 W3 Q+ H+ H1 M6 q& f5.39.217.77性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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1 n- u; m, k5 V5.39.217.77教之道:The way of learning itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  t+ o. h' s/ }2 I
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 i3 _. A! d1 D: q( W) NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; r8 Y" A  w9 y4 c5 `/ i! [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
  e4 H' X9 [9 `& u断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous  f5 @  F' j% S4 x: d# O/ f7 Y
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  r& F, q5 O* U* U( fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教五子 All his five son took it8 q- d7 P; L2 h5 v
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.* f" `8 M) A/ m: [3 S  E; y! [
公仔箱論壇8 F; K4 V1 S5 K, y' Z+ d
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,# L8 @) n& o2 u) ^
父之过 It is all your fault.
, ?# u* h% G' A5 ?& x5.39.217.77教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,5.39.217.77  I: b) P6 @% L
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' D" ~+ n+ U  m! a" I3 a8 R' JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* ?# ~7 s7 M. D9 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,) k9 ^5 h( G8 A1 l/ x. T
老何为 you will lose your ability when agedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 |2 B! W' l9 F% n) z) i# x/ A3 y
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5.39.217.77/ K* m0 z, X$ I+ a* M; {
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; W6 K0 U- v* C/ jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. E7 T6 d& m8 z9 y" [5 O' Y, }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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