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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.. G& p  w  V) X& ?6 m( N
性本善:Sex is good.5.39.217.77$ @, g- G: r. a
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.1 B+ e0 r4 U. I  v, |
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.$ m5 @* @: B; W" Q8 a0 s* ~
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# m8 B. \  W. o; OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it, t  W8 B2 f7 k) u- V7 t( x
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.5.39.217.773 T9 h% \! l( R& e

1 E; Z& @/ T, u+ ~3 C, e: u( i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 _! I' L. F/ t2 z" j. |8 r( F5.39.217.77择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.# p. s# G0 |2 S1 s0 I; G

- L$ Y. ?, L+ F0 @4 w' [5.39.217.77子不学:If you don't study hard,9 q  u. [8 z, t. x8 j' j$ y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ K) ~: {6 s; J8 b( F2 I

7 A8 R+ j) N0 m9 v) aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。窦燕山 Dou, the Famoustvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) J. {5 [- e$ x% `$ Q
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine5.39.217.772 Z- I4 k1 t& j0 W, q
教五子 All his five son took it+ C+ P3 K7 u/ B2 Q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.5.39.217.779 j6 g: s) `" ]; M- ^: k

- _# T5 D5 p: Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ |% r8 L5 N" X* C
父之过 It is all your fault.5.39.217.77& F  N! G( o3 c: K7 {# u+ e2 e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) {8 B) q' c* Q# J8 ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.1 s! y, M1 b2 t# R
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* q' r# ^6 B2 K: H
子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 E. D8 C2 b7 w' \; v2 M5 ?公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 s) j/ Z$ C# t: U" Q6 H! Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,7 C  h$ e6 ]7 E) `2 }+ u; _$ a
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,7 C# K2 A6 j" s! G* f+ |' u" A
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.5.39.217.772 e6 f1 {* ]" l( I
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  l' ^* P& w4 E+ l( o+ D& U5.39.217.77不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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