Board logo

標題: 三字经的英文搞笑版 [打印本頁]

作者: ~QurteGal~    時間: 2009-4-1 05:51 PM     標題: 三字经的英文搞笑版

之初:At the begining of life.
  性本善:Sex is good.
  性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
  习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  性乃迁:Sex will leave you.
  教之道:The way of learning it
  贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
  昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
  子不学:If you don’t study hard,
  断机杼:Your *** will become useless.
      窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  教五子 All his five son took it
  名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
  养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
  父之过 It is all your fault.
  教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
  子不学 You may refuse to study this
  非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
  老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
  玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your ***,
  不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
  人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
  不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: 404171802    時間: 2009-4-1 05:55 PM


作者: zilenazrael    時間: 2009-4-1 08:39 PM

果然是超级搞笑啊!哈哈哈哈!
作者: LittleETMan    時間: 2009-4-2 02:39 AM

原來真的是三字經呀~




歡迎光臨 公仔箱論壇 (http://5.39.217.77/) Powered by Discuz! 7.0.0