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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE9 B  `8 ~8 i0 g8 u, a
> (1) Fine: This
0 U; X$ {+ o3 ^7 u0 d3 |2 YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.779 p. y  A8 H0 M  p3 ?
> and you need to shut up.
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. R; P1 b/ `4 A0 N* l2 q9 T3 T/ f> (2) FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 @! Y4 o( t/ U
> Minutes: If; A6 b1 p$ X5 v/ C
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.77) P# a4 w* A; Z/ e! @
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
7 h9 c1 Q4 s% s; p& \9 e# H9 r公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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  \' O/ v# p6 J' m7 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 5.39.217.77" G( ^6 _5 k" j( C
> (3) Nothing: This
# g% [( O1 c3 U( [7 t5 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
/ f& M3 E' @( [+ j4 B2 x$ _5.39.217.77> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
9 P, u" w& x7 G; \/ r> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 R$ s8 }5 X6 M& R' m
>
. R7 J5 J6 _* m+ E% ^6 p; [公仔箱論壇> (4) Go
5 \  v7 m; ?8 r, W$ z  G1 s4 p/ V/ w公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This5.39.217.77# P* e" P# u0 L+ q  h, e# m
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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5 K% s  C3 q& X( h, I8 P  d4 Q0 NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" N' G  K! S4 c  ]3 O
> Sigh: This
- c( U6 ^7 Q2 ^: y, t> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 W0 r7 A7 }* H+ i8 \: U4 t: x
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  U# T0 r' x  |$ O+ A# W& w
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
) W0 S+ N8 E# j6 ^) qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
7 q2 U: [! M1 ]& {+ l; s3 J! w% f- d0 ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
, a) I" U' V/ Q( cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> nothing.)
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> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) T1 a5 Z, Y# a5 y
> Okay: This
. x5 P" p6 e6 b2 H, A+ G; X> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: ^6 ^9 @2 r: Q3 l
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.77  Z7 l2 c% [$ J  x
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇8 c# T* i! D$ x8 u6 [; \
> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# e* x% o2 l1 }' V! |8 A& ]

/ P$ w8 v, n2 W5 GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.770 A  W4 m& K- Q+ Y, h+ g
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say6 j& u3 E( o6 x7 g; W5 y
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% a, q) x4 A! t  t( Z1 ~  J
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 @( u& T% ~3 k; B' s
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
/ C+ v; _9 n- _% wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇8 M( E6 o5 Z6 M! g2 V8 x* v/ @0 g4 N
> 'whatever').
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. Y, _/ x0 O# y+ `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a
! C/ f% r- a- {4 D8 c/ c1 I; F> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 4 I% i* N- h5 t& H) d& l8 L! P4 s
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> (9) Don't
* n% j3 _7 |& i* C> worry about it, I got it: Another
; H! v* M0 h; G5.39.217.77> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
9 c/ J9 B+ h: @: x- m  d  C6 J7 h5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
1 m# [8 H* w2 {0 O3 ~公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man, C# A9 p0 b5 s# P
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 ~# |6 D0 L# t  v6 e
> response refer to # 3.




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