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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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# ^1 m( t) z, ^& z公仔箱論壇> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇4 I7 k0 ?  n. J+ U4 y
> (1) Fine: This, R% W: F; |" d* @' {5 n* }
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
5 P& a* o3 N( h9 F> and you need to shut up.
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/ d* U: V) w  S% |/ z# M> (2) Five
* [( s% P, g5 K1 y> Minutes: If
6 S$ ?9 X0 A8 htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five" J$ N" K8 g( i$ Y7 f* Y& h
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.77; @5 m6 m0 W2 A# K) h, {: S
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
. |7 c& X8 C6 \! q& ]2 ~( C% M5.39.217.77> the house.5.39.217.776 ?5 L% K! f3 k5 I% L) ~
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2 ]( X3 Z- @6 ~: Y> (3) Nothing: This
% E% [5 m4 q+ G3 K! c" H公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 r( j$ Q) q1 o; @5 [9 Y
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! m- B, f$ p. Y& f
> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 A  L  G  K! I5 e7 F
>
7 u, {4 \/ o! e* X- h( x: O; J& J6 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (4) Go
# p0 M$ x6 @, u* k; W, {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇1 ^; a! u- x# z, Z/ e! s, Y
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇( h( z, @4 s4 }* x( e
> It!
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/ X# A' x; t2 K1 F' l> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇1 o! B0 ]6 t  i+ P
> Sigh: This
+ w, ~1 L9 N# Y, a1 @> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often( w$ c6 U; w, k+ G! G
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5 M: {- d% {+ O# y
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  C! Q3 l3 y, p2 w( d
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
8 T) }5 |& I  K% @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
9 U( @9 U$ Q# [* y/ `5.39.217.77> Okay: This5.39.217.773 X* t$ [: X% k8 x9 V. v, Q) b. a* t
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
1 `4 X) N1 l; @, g公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
# @; E: J8 p( u. W" E5 E公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: A
9 w" K7 p0 Z3 \, V: h4 b: M# f> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇& c7 n2 u5 n6 W  z
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
, |2 i2 A) c3 _1 u% v8 t$ R3 K$ @> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.77. Y4 c+ \# A9 P' P$ ]
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" C  m5 F7 n3 @6 s
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
" B$ c: ^, R8 [# y+ e2 T9 d1 _% }公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
7 b9 }/ g8 d! a% j) `5 L* ?3 F; s5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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$ ^2 L$ k: V& p7 n* B> (9) Don't
( t# w$ ~7 z7 k7 _1 q+ ]. Z> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: m/ X6 w2 i+ v5 p1 E2 s
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
* V8 u* M5 q# K6 }) @: m! z> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
9 A1 S: D) Z" ]- x: b- H& I  itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man
4 O, n$ q8 X; @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's% \7 b. d' y/ o1 q+ q/ y& I7 ^
> response refer to # 3.




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