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作者: ckw4737 時間: 2008-11-4 10:34 AM 標題: Naughty Answers!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says :

"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"

Santa wrote back,

" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks:

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:

W ithout

Information

F ighting

E very-time

Wife replies:

" No,......

It means:

With

I diot

F or

Ever !!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away

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作者: yumon 時間: 2008-11-4 02:18 PM

good,very funny

作者: liew9204 時間: 2008-11-4 02:25 PM

很不错。。。。谢谢分享

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