1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!"
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s chequing book!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? ”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?”
Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!”
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still... share, if this has made you smile... Have a nice day作者: timmychoo 時間: 2019-4-4 10:06 AM
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress ........老婆玩失蹤,
Tension ......警察找上门,
Panic .........說找到了她.
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: 是的, 我知道!..... 從應該要來的反而不來, 怕的 importance !
應該不來了吧, 但反而它又回上‧‧‧了.....importance的 安心!
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says: 能夠確定的, 我哋是你嘅父母! 不能夠確定的, 就是你不可能是我哋親兒子, 為什麽這樣!? 難講, 是秘密....是了, 不要到處亂問, 亂講, 知不!?
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “如何婚後完滿分資產!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? ”
Sales Girl : “有是有....不過....不能說...叫老公! 是个叫阿拉丁的....就是那本....the Master of .... ”
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?”
Old man : “我對所有喜歡的女人都是如此稱呼的! 為什麽...? 因為我只記得我太太是個女人來的 ! ”
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : 你有報纸嗎!?
Wife : 沒有, 今天報纸不是在你處...嗎!?
Husband : 就是呀 ! 那你...用什麽條件來希望做報纸 !!
