標題: Difference between wife and girlfriend [打印本頁] 作者: lewellan 時間: 2008-9-5 09:13 AM 標題: Difference between wife and girlfriend
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have.. Last but not least........
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it,
FINISH
LA..... ha......
so better choose TV
instead
of
h/p.....hahahahahaha!作者: iiloveyeeii 時間: 2008-9-5 09:23 AM
wowowow
its rite
support~作者: anakmalas 時間: 2008-9-5 09:34 AM
damn correct.. thanks作者: sakuraa4 時間: 2008-9-5 10:18 AM
add on :guys will always change hp but not tv ~~ so better to be TV
