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作者: 纶纶 時間: 2008-7-12 12:44 AM 標題: 搞笑英文

I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！

You call me how to come out and walk
in the future?
你叫我以後點出黎行？

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your
horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of
the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

Face green green
臉青青。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友。

Do the world
做世界。

Big tea rice
大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a
chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你！

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！

You have not enough class to talk
mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water.
楂楂水

作者: jasonlcs87 時間: 2008-7-12 12:56 AM

haha,笑到顶不顺了啦

作者: jennysoakyee 時間: 2008-7-12 01:04 AM

超搞笑

作者: HellGuy 時間: 2008-7-12 01:16 AM 標題: 回復 1# 的帖子

好笑~~~~~~~~~`

谢谢分享~~~~~~

作者: kammie 時間: 2008-7-12 01:37 AM

read this before, thanks anyway

作者: cwthai 時間: 2008-7-27 06:32 PM

i c it b4 ady..
but reli funny la..

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