
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 R7 K& ^7 S. s. A, y
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?公仔箱論壇* Z9 Y1 K3 K, k1 s" ~2 X, x% S+ s O
為什麼呢? 5.39.217.77/ H( ?8 O% i: d8 j
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.77) R- t+ F4 n' ?$ f$ {7 O) K7 Q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% U5 F0 O; t) Z
She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇$ S' F# @, A) M& o4 m
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( t" }6 s% _$ T
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ; R. \4 R% {1 ? a8 ~. n9 F0 ^8 ]
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。' S. }# r+ r+ T( p8 Q5 P
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; V) N. r! w5 C% _6 N7 n
Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 W0 X9 _! A3 Y6 Z4 J* l8 I
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.77) |; n# e+ y; k$ e: L/ l) M) E
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ! \* D" y% B9 J$ {1 ?; _$ B
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 I! s" B' [: t7 i- a; I7 E+ X
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 5.39.217.77! V7 y2 \7 z# F1 a
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5.39.217.770 Y7 S, j( f% z/ F6 ]
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' z* N7 s/ \; a& _
40歲以上的男人呢 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 v9 r# N) |% T4 J, K3 T
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇( J4 j, g z6 I8 |1 u: }3 j, w
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : ) s5 I( y3 d$ l* E* Q* D( b0 w
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那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 % f7 X4 q4 B2 h/ Q; T7 K) u
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb X& M% M$ `% S4 g
Why?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; m) z8 o+ u1 \: r6 b* W$ F I
為什麼呢 ? 5.39.217.777 V* s3 t( [' X
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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