主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5.39.217.772 f/ `' _0 t. D; S( h
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?/ E k: N3 {7 n O4 e! n
為什麼呢? 8 I4 c: M2 r. @$ g( @4 q% B
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇: k* F; k' e# ?( |. x% I# l$ E7 C
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇. x$ e" n! i) v# L- u& T) h K& o! i
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 D9 \0 k. h& g( `; m5 B9 j/ T
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 0 A+ j+ [+ y( F4 D
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 C: w: s# J/ e6 u! B: A
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇% S' N6 r' J/ N- d/ Z: {6 g
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! c5 c0 R' r Z: M& ?! U$ S
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 8 a% }3 ^* r6 p! L2 l" Y7 T# D
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 7 H( P7 b0 Q7 p8 f1 S& R! s+ M
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 R8 [7 z% Q% l
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 0 J4 m" f4 B! {2 g' }5 j) O
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 / Y1 I* n6 w. T4 }0 V
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Women get psychic as they age. % R1 _" F. m# s! o0 g, Q) P' f0 R
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 & T2 p# u: A/ ?& w2 v# T$ r" `
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! Y+ h5 q2 s& s4 b! S
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, s, U+ {- Q2 p, N4 T
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. }6 `3 v3 l- K$ I3 N. _& H
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) K- Q1 U/ K7 G) l2 S8 P& S
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.777 i& ^9 V) Z$ I: A' D
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. % D+ G; ~, V8 d9 M
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,. N) [9 T0 Z+ c% r6 V
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 6 C- I* f8 {8 T* U3 Y6 D" V- u8 j
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5.39.217.776 e: Z- X- M1 \
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 1 N* [7 }& ]( b$ l( p
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 6 S2 f3 ~# u8 F. ?
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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