
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :1 b1 E% U% T- ?" i
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人: [: D" I2 x7 W3 `
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ; I3 f3 s* Z7 S! B; R
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She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇1 W# y; {- z8 g$ M4 J: \" h( p
她才不在乎你在想什麼。4 r5 ^) L1 S+ z6 N$ t
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 g; \. @. E7 p3 H! q
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.779 K+ s! y" D6 F7 N
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 * m8 f/ ~7 J2 P5 b
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.77# @$ g$ @2 W( F) K( L
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 N9 z+ S2 r B7 {2 H8 ~7 _
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 h8 p9 e% V3 G5 c! D8 y
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 * E1 E$ U, z1 P
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. $ E/ z2 l* Y- }/ X
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 公仔箱論壇, ^% N4 B/ k, k8 Q2 r; H
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; H; | z% @/ ]6 x4 k
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& h, t9 k# }8 J4 d" r
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.77, s2 B {& M$ I. p; u, c1 T
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5 V$ V: ]7 I0 ~7 E6 R: Q" n0 w
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5 h) U8 R! N' U* ]* ?
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那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 公仔箱論壇1 w/ B6 a9 U( q+ Z: _+ h" w* h
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Here's an update for you.5.39.217.77- C* r) \) g' U! u7 A2 @, N) O* g
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" l7 z( t- J9 n/ [, w
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; @/ t6 Z& F+ e4 s" G1 \% U: E: X6 P
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 公仔箱論壇5 Z: c* \% T2 Z
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Why?8 l6 G! X* [) U+ Q* w! X$ @5 e
為什麼呢 ? ! E/ j1 L+ ?. a6 {+ t# o5 j
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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