
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?# B$ ]' w& i# g
為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 ]5 Z% J. q9 e0 \; z
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 3 X) Y% |( Y9 b$ L
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇$ m0 a+ x s6 W0 ?$ N
她才不在乎你在想什麼。0 i' {# {3 _7 @
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.77 G& j5 B; I: \. T! {" v* f# F
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 0 w- t; A" |6 O) d: d+ n
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇/ Q) V8 T9 c3 Q6 i, U' Y8 r
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 5.39.217.773 V7 z, o5 u0 w8 X' W' Y. V: R7 e H9 c
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( b- i& O& F7 j L6 O! \& `3 ~: y
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.778 v& y3 ?9 o1 x2 P4 ?
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" r2 Q/ R: R- R1 a
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 8 g% z' i0 b! u) W
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 K4 S z) r3 k, l3 J
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 & ^3 G( m. f" C
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 @9 b9 X. S4 e# ]3 o; n( j% n, [
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. * e" S% G5 I" C! T- J
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.77' {$ _/ t; N1 r% v( l; P2 j- Z" k
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: w3 O9 I5 w* u) X/ }
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.77* A, a) b- c- Q0 q2 G
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ a3 S, t7 j7 F! }; B6 A( y
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( C6 j& G9 \9 G7 t
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! O f- x; {" O$ Y! j3 f/ ^: A+ w
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.773 {& a; {, i! l2 Z9 G$ d
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.77. H: v$ o& x9 d# Q2 s
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. s* _# U+ K* W. x8 H3 P# K
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 2 y7 _1 s" X- K. v t* c) I
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?公仔箱論壇& o1 X, j6 Z8 |/ A% O3 ~
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬5.39.217.77: }: R- N2 r0 h
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