主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ' P* E: w# s( ]- h
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人9 P# d. X h8 d
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Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" & ]0 Q& B( }" A2 n- c( c- [' o
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇6 B& m" ^9 S/ r. e7 x
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 6 x. ~6 b% b0 J4 }4 ~+ H
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 : _9 y+ t" \! b6 u$ k+ {
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 3 Z4 ~% \. f! ]# e2 m0 e4 ^
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. ' |; e7 P7 ?9 @' A- W9 V
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 , x( d; w' m! ?! c4 p
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。0 ^: V, E8 l( S. ?
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 5.39.217.77) C. D9 v' a' h* U' A
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb f6 g8 b1 {4 P( Z4 @7 a
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.77' h, Y% ^% s4 j% T( ^
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 ( W6 ?" E$ J' y+ S4 ~0 D* p$ M& @) T* ~
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Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( }+ Q& A# F Z! Z& N
熟女直接又誠實 - U- g. D- q+ D$ D6 T. t' V! H& ~
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 公仔箱論壇 h3 Z# u# J3 A a" ^. h
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. n) u1 S$ {$ c( H/ ~; s- Y, Y
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.77, i. ^- [( v9 f1 e9 y" p
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 公仔箱論壇4 ?; T1 \; p/ x. i
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.77# j7 c! z4 _; b: z- x1 w6 B
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 4 @$ H# `( y d2 k& ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 * y5 Z& u- H2 n% ?5 S
Why?5.39.217.77; b8 W& j- o# I; C! [
為什麼呢 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, V6 u D5 u7 H( f$ z
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬
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