主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇1 a% x' L1 S( ^
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 w. O9 J. n& R) n" J
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.77/ H' h$ K2 s* a3 h4 f" h) n% J; G
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77: F f6 u5 g* p5 c$ }
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 _9 L1 l* p7 ^% [4 m/ L. D. H
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Women over 40 are dignified. . G& E9 V( u# Q& T5 t& Q
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.77! p3 [ {4 A4 o- Y
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇, s5 `4 U# S0 Y* i6 q
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 1 ^/ ^& z; H+ E( [5 K
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' a% ~6 i5 z; Z1 _
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, w, i6 k, r+ b# [
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age. ( j5 s5 a1 W+ s: \
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! Y& j u: @ h# ^3 Q# d
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇* Y) N# m- L6 e. L! a
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% |& {# ?4 J+ V6 x- c5 l" i! G+ @8 F; O
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. $ ?4 ?6 E, B6 x9 M9 T
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.77% g' W0 |; w7 Z, \, w# u
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# Y/ g( P7 D3 r$ f% _4 I- a; Q
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 公仔箱論壇9 F% `) K3 h6 t
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.77- P( K( D1 w/ h: z I) B
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 8 [7 D: f1 b& A6 q: U/ f* B4 p) ~# F
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬
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