主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 ~3 p( i- C4 l
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ f6 d' k( {2 i$ G+ K
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.7 n# n) r- [! c( ]; a) ~% t
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 + W. z6 |0 Y. k% R
Women over 40 are dignified. 0 e2 J' q" g. A" X- E
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.77# v! Q/ |- b1 n6 y) B5 w5 e
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 / l: G" D/ L" x: ]& q' z: x/ t1 E( r0 x
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。7 H# P/ c6 X' e \- Q
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇; y0 S- X M' v5 k) w4 v! `
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 5.39.217.77; B) ]3 S o8 U% `
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.77# `: |% e/ D" K- h- C
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 i& q8 ]& C4 U- x
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 # a; [' _+ l5 ]& z
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. S- _: Z9 m1 V" L
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, s% \7 I. J9 S& f& ?/ q
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. / q) u+ R V. E# ~: C
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇: p3 T9 p3 c1 T& C# j5 N% L
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, G" e: H$ q. C$ l: l, T1 y
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. + l( Z# Y" l, u4 F3 v6 B$ L2 W
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. M; {, P" P: Q/ f1 _
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.779 P4 G+ f2 z, z3 `$ x2 P+ T
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 公仔箱論壇/ I" ]& \ e ]% H
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 2 M0 R6 c- S0 o
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 1 Q `8 _. s; m
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇/ |0 X$ a; }. p/ R' x7 N4 Q9 f
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 公仔箱論壇7 O4 {$ P$ I0 ~; L9 D
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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