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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 d: W, G) {1 a

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. + T) u* H3 n2 E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77. Z9 o8 l! }3 Z$ P( Q( Q4 N0 m
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" n8 n; p: ]9 a

7 C" Q# d, i, h5.39.217.77A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ ]% w9 |: x. }" F: o
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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- O$ A4 c* d( R4 c6 J6 m公仔箱論壇She doesn't care what you think. # j$ P' `" {( G4 Y1 R! h
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" T0 y" q5 _0 Y3 Z* a0 e' c3 \
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& N: `# S: s. [4 _$ w1 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 1 ^; j, S+ M& K. c  e% e
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 y* b6 v: C; i) K

, r" p6 _% s  C- f, ^7 ?She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" o# m8 {: W7 v5 j, l8 u* {9 ^) x
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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# n4 k9 D1 K5 \0 |7 W2 p* E5.39.217.77Women over 40 are dignified.
5 c& D9 N( Y- B2 K4 b) {0 H2 `公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
! C  u8 S' U' U1 f/ e: V公仔箱論壇不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
2 X: }  c' i8 u$ W當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
5 H$ U2 `' l7 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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! R8 ]0 t1 f  d- a5.39.217.77They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
3 P! F+ Q( W# X3 O) U  d5.39.217.77因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.77$ i9 x  o" _9 R( w2 R) o3 \+ o
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 公仔箱論壇7 _% s  n2 ]& O4 l9 G. s8 W9 ]
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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7 P7 A; M, r" b& X, D( x5.39.217.77Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) \4 Y3 @' X5 V( B9 r, ]2 \
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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  o# x7 k- B$ b& R3 f# }$ Q7 L$ oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Older women are forthright and honest.
/ o4 s# o, L. Q& r: a9 @5.39.217.77熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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' `3 U9 L3 T, f0 }; _4 ^You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
$ ^3 ~% e# Z! L( q& B+ I/ {4 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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+ `# k$ T# j" R* ~! [/ P! T! OYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" i9 Z# S" }! c: p
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 R6 G8 o% b4 e& o! C4 l! H3 B
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ( F1 D' i+ I" O! B% ^  d  n
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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- d5 E' Q+ q! ~9 t9 I8 ?! E% n5.39.217.77Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 9 o# _% d4 C7 I+ E" m* Y- g
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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7 [9 ^0 b- e7 X9 T" E% j. {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
# l- @6 R4 s0 b1 s1 ]. b0 v9 @3 ?4 r公仔箱論壇那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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0 m. `- _7 n8 i2 E  EHere's an update for you.
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4 q) d0 K3 o2 ^$ T- c- OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
- }8 q2 k- d( z3 ^今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇8 _; G3 A/ L" f7 E  E+ U7 H7 w


作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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