
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 d: W, G) {1 a
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. + T) u* H3 n2 E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77. Z9 o8 l! }3 Z$ P( Q( Q4 N0 m
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Here are just a few reasons why?. n; B% l5 S8 U& A8 f
為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" n8 n; p: ]9 a
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ ]% w9 |: x. }" F: o
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. # j$ P' `" {( G4 Y1 R! h
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" T0 y" q5 _0 Y3 Z* a0 e' c3 \
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 1 ^; j, S+ M& K. c e% e
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 y* b6 v: C; i) K
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" o# m8 {: W7 v5 j, l8 u* {9 ^) x
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 3 g9 [6 ` j) O R, B" Y+ A# A9 J
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5.39.217.77; E' K4 P- `' i0 V9 H" x3 l
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.77$ i9 x o" _9 R( w2 R) o3 \+ o
女人越老越通靈 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- D3 c* {5 A7 j6 ^( p% x
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 公仔箱論壇7 _% s n2 ]& O4 l9 G. s8 W9 ]
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 9 O+ x. }( [8 E- p
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) \4 Y3 @' X5 V( B9 r, ]2 \
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* f/ w+ r+ H( A; ^+ @
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 9 y; I4 y. I2 G" h* h* N/ e
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ e/ [' d4 V0 @5 i7 I0 F
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 公仔箱論壇: z3 `6 e6 x |2 d
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" i9 Z# S" }! c: p
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 - w+ C3 A8 `: m6 r2 A
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 R6 G8 o% b4 e& o! C4 l! H3 B
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ( F1 D' i+ I" O! B% ^ d n
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 9 o# _% d4 C7 I+ E" m* Y- g
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 D6 e* W* y1 U. N6 k5 h
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.77& v1 a1 \3 G: Q5 e7 S; }. e6 i* m5 W) f
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇8 _; G3 A/ L" f7 E E+ U7 H7 w
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