主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5.39.217.775 Z5 Y( m5 u8 w
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ! j" h3 C4 s& H7 x& S9 v4 V5 H8 `- M
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She doesn't care what you think. 1 R: D" ~5 L* I6 r8 ~4 Q# U. r: L
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 ' o0 y: U+ R$ u" C
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇# ^0 E) I* [; L1 F
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇# i3 _9 H3 Z% A; r( A8 ^
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. $ f" z% i% v7 U, ]) C
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5.39.217.77$ I5 U. Y0 u' e
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: h' G/ g$ @% A; B
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 f% u+ C+ Y. @8 `. o( t' A% U+ ^0 q
Older women are forthright and honest. C4 S* z/ g' B. O7 u
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.775 Z3 m* O+ u5 ?2 i% {1 l
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 B* N4 u' C4 p
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 公仔箱論壇6 }# }1 b3 F( i ^
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那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇* M5 ]" q1 t! |; D
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬) O% `) }2 I1 s& d* D
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