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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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* }, o* K  n0 x$ Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」3 Y1 i( d1 W9 ?6 e% h+ O; q+ v

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1 j5 D1 }+ h9 y% F) ~) P# Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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2 n( |2 F2 B: |5.39.217.77A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 P: J) N4 F5 r& `# @/ p% q4 J5 j
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."( F' s& p  {# R) K% h" t) B2 h1 K
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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