一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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% C( b7 e9 u, I2 o1 u, ]「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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8 p$ u3 o5 x% s4 c4 Z8 I5.39.217.77「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77" i! g4 g7 u' k- {$ |! _1 ~7 ]
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇, H, W; N& x d$ ~& H/ {
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# v( C7 c- l- H H H# R
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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% m, Y' i, v; Q公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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