一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」$ ?, h; m& }! d0 \( P) g& y
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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5 b* J: R8 P4 u# p4 F5.39.217.77「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77* E6 V% y! c" f# R$ p
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77) Q$ x- d/ ^$ b D8 V
+ j" h& M" N7 r& Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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