一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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' Y: O0 T/ S$ t. U2 X8 y x+ itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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- i9 Y {: }2 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」* ^2 l8 P$ ?$ I- \ H
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( L5 C" ^1 p8 c
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:; w3 i R- D- |4 a1 \) I
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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1 z: u5 T6 J6 e) n n; r9 E- I5 z5 a公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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v" x4 _% E9 T) i: Y% v9 U0 x7 b公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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/ [. ^# Q/ `" y* ?# I! Q公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |