一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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6 E7 [8 C' i# g2 VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇0 R) R1 { R% J% Y; Z# b9 C; p
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇# ?1 ~! U- F# V$ m
+ U( b r* u7 Y% s) m婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
; L9 H, D9 w2 z1 RAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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5 M; M) W/ B& G; H- b公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇5 B1 y# E# v; g! {, m5 s0 _4 J
3 ^. D$ V4 v# w' n8 h9 H: h: h* f"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇. A. C& m9 r3 W' ?' F
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇 V" h4 q& O3 ?8 ?+ M
" S7 L* ]" V o3 X% xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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