一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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+ _, m) I$ Y/ ` R公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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' G( h8 v: S! K) m公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」# n6 T" Q+ ?" n9 ?. B
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77% U: h5 L" \, J
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
9 p+ _6 g2 q; Y5.39.217.77An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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, J, d# a' D7 p, i4 t. ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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" H4 L9 M6 y/ Z' H% [- c1 x公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.", l' ^: I5 {' P8 ^4 n1 ~# @5 T3 D9 `
5 D, K( h N+ }0 O3 w0 S% e"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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