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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life." Y6 ]* s1 W9 `9 s" G6 i5 O1 F
性本善:Sex is good.
8 x# r: d/ P$ E, p2 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ d8 ^& E( K, J6 X: w( j2 ^
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ n) Z+ r! h6 Z: t! Y5.39.217.77苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; i* ?2 B: C/ J* A  y性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 p0 Y( v1 m5 ?8 @0 `
教之道:The way of learning it5.39.217.77. e' z( A" R2 y& B+ J, {! c
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 j+ V  Q# v1 E0 `: R2 f6 x公仔箱論壇昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Mengtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% `7 z1 q$ }: h# T
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 m8 ]3 n7 B2 S" q( X! d
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
: R# T1 {5 i/ ?4 K: Y9 Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ L+ s0 X& _( h3 L$ {' M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous5.39.217.77% n! y) p8 r* E4 K
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine5.39.217.77/ u+ L/ d: w( V+ k0 h& i
教五子 All his five son took itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ |' X! S0 w9 l# ^
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,5.39.217.77% W0 y* ?4 A3 c8 J" L6 G
父之过 It is all your fault.
5 G# k1 U$ y6 f, A* S. n7 `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ R1 N/ R8 C6 C, H5.39.217.77师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. G, ]# P4 x3 C9 E& A

2 i, l+ f- ^. J: s. Q子不学 You may refuse to study this
. b) Q: d) F; S5 B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, o* g& e+ z' ]5 O+ L; w1 X幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* ]3 z, J) [- i" @( @. |! Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb老何为 you will lose your ability when aged  k( Q! p, }/ ~% U2 b, P* V. H# q% R
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 D7 D, ^3 |* \  d
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 M! Y. {2 K& K8 p0 T6 G5 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. ]3 C  J' M; s6 n4 Q0 Y1 a3 U6 I) U3 H5.39.217.77不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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