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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.* y" f( d) O8 b5 ?7 I
性本善:Sex is good.
( k3 ~0 Q6 f# j性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. g; v, i* X, C7 z公仔箱論壇习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% d5 i" V0 b, R2 g5 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.: ~0 N; c; s/ K, @
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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. ]  b8 g4 n9 }6 K, e2 _% p公仔箱論壇TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# v  F" m2 h# w9 A
教之道:The way of learning it/ x0 Q0 s& ?3 H1 s! Y  \4 |3 v
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; }4 N) x  v: v8 S0 r& ~5 @5.39.217.77昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, i& g. ]: H  M. \5 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,$ `& {0 n7 K& g) ]  U+ X. O
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.5.39.217.777 F5 e3 x$ X6 ^
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* Z" Q$ F5 y% @9 [! W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine0 k0 c& |! D6 u3 q
教五子 All his five son took it
+ D8 {/ z; d; R) X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,公仔箱論壇$ H9 ?: {, G0 L9 r# J0 z
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 i! o0 [& U0 G1 l6 c6 X5 i6 t公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: j; Z0 ?. p* c9 l1 g0 D" T* f
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.7 I& |7 P2 \7 h' P/ W
公仔箱論壇& P  i" R+ U+ Z: y
子不学 You may refuse to study this
: a$ b( P3 W* i公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake5.39.217.77( y( j, B7 r! J8 I- `7 c
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,) t5 B0 p9 q4 _# |8 u! \2 K  a
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged3 t" i2 U, q* _- }: a4 C. R' ?& B# P
tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 Q$ P# }$ @5 m6 u$ V8 S# L6 {
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,公仔箱論壇+ I- r' m6 Z9 m- c& B; O8 v/ a
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.公仔箱論壇2 C# L- s; q$ G( L# q
人不学 If you don't learn sex,3 Y+ ?! P/ X; Q$ q) J
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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