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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: O8 ~! ?3 E4 P* X( _
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 H7 a7 |# D. {0 t% z1 n
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.9 _1 ]$ Y7 M$ ~
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.5.39.217.776 |1 I/ }2 M$ d5 H4 n3 ^. R+ U
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( U/ ?* U! F: htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it9 p7 p7 s: }" O6 V# }
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 h( c* G1 M. t' L0 j) R9 h

' s6 n; `4 B9 T  E$ W5 [6 m. o# XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng5.39.217.77" G5 B; n5 e- m# m- F
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 Y# h0 b. o/ C* m2 q

( B+ v6 F; b& q6 p* B  Q公仔箱論壇子不学:If you don't study hard,
4 X) t% X. f: y$ otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ i9 X$ `) ^7 b+ r3 g

8 T9 }" n. d6 b3 E! e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous) B) V3 K0 G9 S. M' C6 v; W
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Z* U7 ~4 I6 r2 s  X9 B! L教五子 All his five son took it2 d; a& r6 l3 ?' O/ \( |' F- [
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
" ]5 j6 ~, S$ P9 z公仔箱論壇
1 T/ N$ X8 c, d6 M# i* ?/ N% Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,) d/ \( I3 P0 p8 h
父之过 It is all your fault.
" D. L1 y5 {6 m8 ~' v, j# W( b公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* b( j) }; [. n, b1 qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex., Y& ?  U1 n- s: [" Z, i! s

4 E6 W9 ]" B& W/ d" R! l$ i/ o5.39.217.77子不学 You may refuse to study this# t& X8 L3 [$ R0 J% E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# o( n0 c! }/ h8 D$ n9 Y8 V2 V公仔箱論壇幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 v2 h. u- w8 D/ ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb老何为 you will lose your ability when agedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* B* ]" K: b5 |- d4 K; H
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 M+ u. ^& p( [% H, l9 ?8 r公仔箱論壇不成器 It won't become hard and strong.1 P9 s4 ]: C3 v7 X0 [8 ^# O% o
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 G% B* `' J$ K: ~/ q5.39.217.77不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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