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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.7 u: h; x* i, X/ P* S# }
性本善:Sex is good.
0 \8 d+ [& i! W+ W+ M3 _公仔箱論壇性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" O# B- {4 i) ]- r8 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* R( w5 s/ ^% S5 E- T$ K+ @5 W+ |; f苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 c0 s7 p4 X. a! m+ W
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 w$ g0 P4 J" G) H3 N, q
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5 ?6 p# C6 I4 c2 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
, L& E# ~0 R/ t贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
! v$ S+ ~4 j% K8 J, `4 ~4 eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇# X. k7 H6 e1 p+ _( @! s4 |% Y1 P
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! l: e! \* p: f; A$ cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
5 R5 {* V! f$ I4 C! p# G, r5.39.217.77tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 R3 G1 k( K, R) c) y- ~
子不学:If you don't study hard,
  }5 w( C4 M& B- R断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
! p1 e3 q# h; y2 g1 _  R1 X8 c公仔箱論壇公仔箱論壇' Z4 R6 h! A% I/ I: L* f
窦燕山 Dou, the FamousTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- Q* W) Q) A  J0 F' j! J7 {
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine1 U: N$ p, }) {8 U9 ]
教五子 All his five son took it
! }2 i& M. f3 E7 lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( Z1 P( G/ d2 F! q3 Z
父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇. G) t5 m9 |8 Y0 J$ O( g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* c- ?' Q) E" Q4 a; Z( b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 B! V" o6 q$ }5 K, KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# J- Z/ Z) a3 u; ~2 N1 f) v! n$ Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,: Q9 y) W# y: U1 p% h6 C: J7 z' R
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged1 I: s3 T2 e2 d: V

! I6 \3 l! S: \# c2 F+ |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! c( i" X9 M5 S" j0 Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 D0 H' F! P. p1 a0 u, ~6 cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 ~0 ~9 N0 Y; m8 W/ I. q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

Good ar, Thank You!!~~

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
GOOD THANKS
thx
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