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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- B8 H5 U! Z5 w0 J* L& g' k1 ]( D
性本善:Sex is good.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 ^2 F; W0 x2 O; C# `
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.! j, P8 x& E; ^. k, \0 A  x
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 c9 F" t; f- S: L苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.公仔箱論壇) I9 i) @6 s& \# z
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! g( ]* c) k7 O) F1 i& [0 d

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教之道:The way of learning it
% v1 Y8 [, }: f$ h# m贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.) |/ \* O( i7 d; B' q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& U0 q# e& J6 _1 [$ M5.39.217.77择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% y6 w5 j* b/ _1 d) I+ D. ^
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
% b4 \9 L; X$ C5 [, q" DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.+ O6 x1 J* w+ p' h: `) r
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& J; h% o: U8 C6 X) e7 b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicinetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ H1 |, W8 c1 v
教五子 All his five son took ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 K( s* e" x/ K) w% @  Y3 [9 _
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.公仔箱論壇& Q" t+ a& K' u9 F* m

( H7 \+ q8 h; }, ?0 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ ]  `4 M. n4 d7 q2 |% T3 n5.39.217.77父之过 It is all your fault.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& P! z. G' j6 r% Y' H2 I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,公仔箱論壇/ l8 n7 S$ R1 J2 N( V2 V, d
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this) a) Z* n1 E" Y4 N9 P+ c2 g
非所宜 but that is a real mistake8 U; ]' I3 h. Y5 d" ?& O' h
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, Y) _/ F! e0 W8 FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) e  t; \( A" _" m8 u: m  H$ B) G公仔箱論壇玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 o8 z. g/ S9 @5.39.217.77不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' [. f9 T! `  Z公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,
" K2 J; Y" J8 A* L公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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