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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
$ w4 w9 x( m: l7 v> (1) Fine: This
6 I- ~( c* K2 u+ q& pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.775 }8 e: x4 D+ y, p
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five5.39.217.77: U: h* m2 r  N
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
' V, I* Z- q- u: v, @1 X- oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> the house.
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1 h, c% S% B" J0 d! ~2 ^公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
5 u' y' j* M. j4 ?* C* j& g/ K' E> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you8 E! ?% k5 }( v
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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& R1 I) K0 u, R8 A6 W; \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  B& E/ G/ ~* V0 Z3 ?
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇* v! b9 o- v/ f- v4 g
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇2 \! _6 o+ F  N7 _. ?
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
3 J2 |$ H' `/ |公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 ?( t1 L9 g+ P7 a5 w0 i
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's5.39.217.77* U) S2 V7 y7 {6 q9 l7 @: @
> Okay: This
% R; s  C! k: [7 n6 e( eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
4 }0 G# O1 C# m; P  hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and8 L; J5 e- ]" l' i: Q; e
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- f* Z. e! K$ X/ H+ H9 g
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
) B- A+ U7 A/ L% ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
' T3 h% Y7 P) \; M> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
" b% \$ _5 k+ t; PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT* s# h: l9 p0 ]  v( B  V/ L
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a1 `# f; G1 p' ^$ K/ m
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇5 d1 R3 m# u+ M# }
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
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> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
3 L* ?3 H2 ^- d6 y  d: QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
1 B( a' O+ ]  M公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man+ o2 d* W* z9 c9 r) X
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 p0 V: j: x: Y" U5 H! ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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