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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
2 S7 I$ t, D" M5 L# o> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right8 k% l7 u/ ^1 i! r# i
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 O# \" ^( Z5 V4 ]
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five1 ^% g4 U* l+ ?8 E- Y+ u
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
* F: T* v4 p$ q; G  j> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This
5 |$ y3 L! X: g% cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
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% T( F! r3 m/ k* M% S) C" q7 x% q8 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (4) Go, n1 z0 _3 [, [( r% e# _
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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& [1 A4 {9 }* s. C% T5.39.217.77> (5) Loud
5 O' O$ B0 Y+ b( z8 I5.39.217.77> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
7 p/ t( h+ v' S6 i> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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3 a7 q5 |! M+ Y公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> Okay: This
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> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.77( k" q3 P: g3 \2 ~$ I7 ^
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 }1 Q: D* P  @% ^  K
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇* B2 T! b/ W) J/ d
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
1 P' U" A: U9 y+ h; h> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- g1 b, Q- t7 r
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
7 y! h: a3 S( {> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
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; \8 R$ |* w$ l& F6 O> (9) Don't
# z/ S, v% ?7 K8 s9 K3 i* b7 [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Another
5 ]- y& f0 m# v- X5 a" {> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman* J' H7 `7 J: v
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77+ T( W2 V2 m" z- S2 Y3 T0 f
> herself. This will later result in a man1 T' y* ~2 o+ D9 J/ I7 G9 o! q' j
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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