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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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0 u# ~0 P  S5 Q7 C  O> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- R8 W: N5 J7 P9 o( X% h" D: n
> and you need to shut up.7 X( @3 P: a8 O' w+ w; ~
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- R& F: ~& {4 |$ A) u" Q2 y" W2 d2 G> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
( L* O, G* s; o7 Z5 T& l> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% U& g6 p( z: W: h$ {; l) o# F
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This
" v) k/ C& \3 N$ X5 y公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
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> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This
5 S4 w- v4 a3 O7 i, z$ DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ t# _' q( b4 s
> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇# W. r0 D3 ~. B1 L5 x6 J; S- e
> Sigh: This
1 |, g& Z" A  xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
4 C# h" G$ @$ C6 c> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
2 ?# i& f$ S+ j7 X> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇8 O( I! t0 Y5 _
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.772 c% k: ~, w7 d; T, r( J
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ I, \" f, s6 x4 t$ }! H9 J
> nothing.)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 Q! @) I+ e: Q4 B
> 公仔箱論壇3 i) J" @# x0 b* m3 J
> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  L, t8 U) ^; L1 N7 ^
> Okay: This
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/ k7 z+ R9 d6 O, E" w公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇8 ^7 l9 j6 S; `
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your* I. S" c2 R- w0 F( I; t5 _
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇/ Z$ @& Y, Q, V) w8 f
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> (7) Thanks: A
/ n) f2 f# M  w公仔箱論壇> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 r5 t8 h% g2 f3 V) K! {0 ]
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
* A9 u) C0 N6 q5 p1 o6 D" j& e# Y5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇: _5 @8 E7 Y1 ~# P$ _
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* Z+ K5 M0 V, _. n, ~. H/ S
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a* g7 y! `% }  S. M- O
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> worry about it, I got it: Another) w! l( ]7 S. ]: l
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
5 T- s! B5 N: }+ E* x> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.776 ^& P% l# H- S, B0 V+ |) H
> herself. This will later result in a man
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