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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
8 {5 W; [. I/ D0 i; c> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 t8 i1 P, P& m2 l: ~# g
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right" b( y7 t7 m3 c$ m+ A
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
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, E7 n; n. P! v; ?# E5 P, ~7 V> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
6 b3 y( P) a8 m8 l8 ~. R> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
) e0 A9 r9 G$ F6 M4 j$ j> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
" w! J$ I3 B+ O% s  F公仔箱論壇> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This2 }/ X# L5 S+ m3 B/ ^
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
6 ^8 b) I4 d9 z; g9 |$ }> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
5 }. ~( U6 O' K# T: i> Ahead: This
4 f5 k# Q/ [) n# ?5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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6 W1 d6 A6 E" p: t; K5.39.217.77> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; B) b4 `  ^& o" J+ _7 g/ U, L
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
4 p7 X2 Z9 r' j. STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
% ]+ `1 T% T0 ?5 w5 C4 D$ yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> here and arguing with you about nothing.
6 c' h+ F( t) }/ S5 h公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
0 v6 W4 M) t  R+ C0 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> nothing.)( t  ^% q1 [, i8 c' p- R
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> (6) That's5.39.217.770 Z+ }- b6 j: J# }% M$ F
> Okay: This
/ T! M, k2 O4 Q9 {7 B5.39.217.77> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ {( X1 A3 a# A$ ^
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and1 j6 x2 @3 l; Y. }
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.776 X7 x% r1 l( @: `- K) \
> mistake.
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8 N8 i4 W* l6 L; N8 _: n& v> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇! `) O% n7 E. s  ^
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
1 }( q& z( ]7 u9 }" kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
7 Z3 `! ~; c* \7 ]" \: U> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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>
8 ]2 [! A) O+ `# a5.39.217.77> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 I( q7 g7 T- X. `3 `, [7 T公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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# r" w$ ?, Y$ S: W3 A9 B6 d> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇4 f9 d4 f. s- t' M/ d& j; e5 z
> worry about it, I got it: Another
/ |5 |& O' X8 l公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# S- F! W7 u9 V/ C
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it* o8 g" \% W* z# X
> herself. This will later result in a man
9 E7 w: C% V* KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
1 j! y9 Z- }6 C0 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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