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> WORDS WOMEN USE
% ~4 i4 G9 ^" g- J" u( T5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: This
7 H$ r* V' E& X7 @- X公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
. j3 E  @: N) P6 P> and you need to shut up.
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+ t0 m# `; a$ G: _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
0 S/ P" V# o8 s/ }& R. m6 q# k> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! c* J, ]0 L0 B
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
; B# a6 l) d2 ^& g2 W1 h- u$ Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
$ i' {* `% u# p! }! ?公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
/ q5 e. r. F7 L" }2 m& A$ c3 g5.39.217.77> the house.
7 V7 N, U0 o7 W- V公仔箱論壇> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 `: e# j8 ?. Z( R7 D
> (3) Nothing: This
9 q8 v5 e4 l' h# k' {/ d2 YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
' K! U5 v1 @% j: D  u> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
( f! L9 h% _1 c# ]; W> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 c4 I' A1 ?2 I4 f4 [
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: [4 Q* s1 y* q7 i, T* U> (4) Go
1 G  J# s0 x/ Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This
! K6 Z) C/ K1 `% E! o/ rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do$ L9 U/ t4 C6 P4 F# U2 X: Z0 h
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
& G. E! M! P# c# ]# x; z8 R1 `( ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
9 j  K" {9 i6 y/ z5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
! a- @5 s/ E! t/ N1 F4 ^8 Q! i7 ^> here and arguing with you about nothing.2 j, J& q4 r. A0 M; J, y
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇* D, T5 i3 Y, o" q
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> (6) That's
: a9 [6 Y0 P$ |  qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This
: q' U% r4 w& C> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
# m% A# d8 w8 U  N/ V0 D# lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇3 _2 R$ \% g) f' E  L
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
/ [- A3 c2 d7 t. FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* b9 W9 v  _: R" @$ ?

6 _5 _+ T% c6 L2 j- D) q$ UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A) w% B, U3 Y' a6 j# ~6 e
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say" N0 j& n0 u" l$ m% q( D( t
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇5 t/ R7 h* r7 F* ^0 Q! i8 O1 Z
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
7 {# }; U6 k) ]( j) w* btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: f4 [+ q* ^. ?3 }/ j7 n( c
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.772 g( j. G0 |+ a, I. z; M6 `2 N
> 'whatever').
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! ' i0 m3 F' w8 z  r0 B$ A) E; E& M

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> worry about it, I got it: Another, o$ u3 {) X2 C4 P& ^8 C
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇  f3 o! t' p$ D* k  [
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77- U* O; \7 v  v" N
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) F: u. f, s9 Z
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
& T  }0 e3 i+ v  q1 U> response refer to # 3.
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