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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
7 H5 e) l5 I! A  z4 L/ {* g> (1) Fine: This
2 _' r1 o+ ^0 B+ m5.39.217.77> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
& J! b3 e' x4 }) I. O2 i> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇2 a5 L2 m  v/ H8 i, Q) o1 G
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> (2) Five
1 R$ O& d2 S8 T> Minutes: If
, k( e5 R: y2 F7 ^" \5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
" [3 }/ R& u+ c> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given7 \; {( m* ~  X6 U
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> the house.
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7 |1 J: R2 M' k公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This* C8 S0 p3 ~2 w6 D% D* z
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇" V7 I& t4 w* g1 L1 G
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing7 h5 r/ N7 N, _6 {
> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: b. t& [4 v2 h) Y$ m2 G1 H  e# @
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇7 y( ]" ^2 X- \( ?7 d3 U7 }
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
4 |* P6 S: i8 |5 `> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are6 @3 f0 E2 O4 r- m9 W
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing+ v! T2 A# x. t# ?( v* l% F
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
) f' \" }! V: C$ E; pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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0 T: F8 V. `; Z/ h> (6) That's
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/ \: t0 S: n7 J8 B9 u; X& S5.39.217.77> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( O. X9 I1 H, ]3 |) k! w  }8 m( oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 v1 n+ B; r3 L1 Z8 x  `> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇" S- c1 x6 B1 J
> mistake.
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: g% q. D" j1 D8 \> (7) Thanks: A
2 e' c) `7 m, n# ]7 P1 K> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.771 k2 n4 H6 X; [
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
! W) v& x; R$ ?3 QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
$ Z, i. B8 s' E' Q1 T> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ Z. n  u9 {" \  u# z! I
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇  U2 Z; [7 K6 M/ S6 ]" h( k
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't( Q: n1 h( P' N% R% J: b" i
> worry about it, I got it: Another
3 a- |- |: g- b  X- d* [/ }> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
! Y7 l& y# E# L2 CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
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  o, W: w+ q' m+ V" @1 {- J> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. o) s/ {5 `! n6 s: `
> response refer to # 3.
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