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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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0 T+ L% `% z* g  E) `> WORDS WOMEN USE
4 b5 o. F2 L3 M( ^8 I> (1) Fine: This
* T; ~) w0 C1 J( U& A) O* r+ qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( B0 f' ^; y* t# B/ V2 O/ q
> and you need to shut up.; k( p* L+ q3 V8 ?
>
* t0 [, C* s! U> (2) Five% [! C* X0 S% T) a( b2 O
> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇( Z4 V3 Q& D7 v! h- ~# Y
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( ], l5 P2 G. H# X& d0 T
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇4 P% C" [) q7 e( x
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
* C% W3 l/ H$ p) c6 |公仔箱論壇> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) e0 H7 r  v  b/ g, c& a
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> (3) Nothing: This
6 |- ^: y2 `  B: }( e公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
9 V$ ^# `, f" H5 m9 `( ]2 F5.39.217.77> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing- X# S7 E  e: r0 R% y
> usually end in fine.5.39.217.77/ k  x& K3 c: ~0 H% T& ?  P* G( s
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. ?  d$ {" h' N9 p4 F# C
> (4) Go' j* y4 x* E% S9 W1 a$ z
> Ahead: This3 b. S* |" k5 ~4 _1 ^( B7 J: y/ B
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do, B! E  k; J7 F, S1 r# p3 d
> It!
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> (5) Loud
1 O$ ^1 e# I# T9 l" w( Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
2 ~  |( M4 e: f  I2 a> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 E# M( S5 B/ z9 }> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are* I3 z: m; |7 k1 F3 G  p
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing/ \/ P8 W1 e3 P3 l( g
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
0 j  A5 r# C  c, k4 etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
5 a8 T9 O3 b  b6 {. I- o. X5.39.217.77> nothing.)
7 ^5 D7 a0 v' ~% W6 g& Y9 L5.39.217.77> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  N( G  s$ X: x+ x; p, ~
> (6) That's
! `5 L! X  p9 P8 w公仔箱論壇> Okay: This5.39.217.776 h: c$ l  A( t  ]% K% _
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.77( @7 R8 L4 ?9 s+ g/ l& p
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇# r% P' \+ `. z/ p* q! P
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
+ k: Y6 e3 w# Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇+ A1 f/ \; c4 c) i
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say; Q; P1 S! h& r) w1 U
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This% h2 u4 V/ n/ ?0 ]' q
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.774 Y! O2 M7 Q# i1 @; N
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
, l: v/ O5 w6 k4 R  A> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
% l* T& H+ C* q3 F/ Q# g+ S$ N5.39.217.77> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. e8 m6 V) B) N
>
9 q; P/ n8 C/ J, i( \* i0 y) ?公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77; V& W% Z7 \, F+ F+ z/ f
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇& N) |2 @' {: X+ o, K

& `/ K; o& r0 O5 f* Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
# J* R7 \& W) R* L5 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇3 j8 @" ]2 Q  f
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
2 T2 a( |3 l/ C  `% v. h( H2 T4 G> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- s2 ^! x! d, A* m$ x7 Q% c
> herself. This will later result in a man
4 e( p; l3 \6 c/ L# c公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 W# X; U/ N0 I$ }1 b! L> response refer to # 3.
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