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> WORDS WOMEN USE
, \% r* T# g1 l# @公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This8 d2 s$ b, n" v4 e; {
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 Z. u! L, E& C% X2 v% Z4 g# _
> and you need to shut up.
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0 P7 \( \  D: Y) s> (2) Five5.39.217.779 M8 \2 S. P/ G7 H! I
> Minutes: If
, e6 Y/ X% F8 c. X9 N> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
$ R: H& z. |. n8 h7 a公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
! t2 C4 u. t& I" W% j, H/ v+ F> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
8 p+ `, |4 j3 _5.39.217.77> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇- c0 g: x- q, f4 P1 E& P' i
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you" p. m4 y4 e0 B6 `
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇/ V8 h6 O# N5 N7 j( C* |
> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This5.39.217.77$ g1 c& ?8 `0 s, S3 ~1 N7 @" z( U
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud! P0 F  w5 u8 i8 a4 e
> Sigh: This5.39.217.77# ^, u" h& G0 I) G0 C7 n, A! N
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
6 G$ d6 I  u4 ]& |% ?5 e> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
% v5 i$ K7 z8 A0 E" W5 b$ e: \: g公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
" I, d) t) w" M3 W# @> here and arguing with you about nothing.
' x2 Q4 q0 Z; w% M, y+ X# d> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.774 v# N4 x& D0 E4 E
> nothing.)2 F7 i" d# e$ s8 F; Y. p
>
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> Okay: This7 D; n% n! f# @) \$ `3 F9 j
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇) w1 P3 _9 q# A2 r9 C
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.776 Y* y- t( ?/ |5 n7 {- v8 M1 _" y! E
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your2 T7 G# Z% |& b% l5 ]& X' D7 A' }
> mistake.
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7 r! S& p/ ]1 t/ d" WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A
; b; V: s0 ]% X' M" E& m& R" H> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- i  r. [& Q1 V- ~" j6 I2 H8 P! ^
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
+ h! z5 ~3 `; z$ ]: y; b4 w> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
0 H6 b: x- d; ~' i> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
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> (8) Whatever: Is a* H9 F' G6 X7 x8 t8 t  U
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇1 f6 `& n3 o2 C6 u& d

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! C" l$ H+ `$ b5.39.217.77> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! j5 m7 h- k+ V# V9 h5 A3 t
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
. u1 p# `0 j1 p) w; I> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 n" b; U+ U$ f1 E: {' L
> herself. This will later result in a man0 z& @" r' |, q) e
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's2 Z7 w  S5 V% B+ s$ D1 i4 s* d
> response refer to # 3.
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