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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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# c8 N: W+ k: y; i9 H8 p$ S0 s> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" P- d0 K4 f* C% t8 i  i
> (1) Fine: This( ~0 `9 R, P& I8 [' k
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.777 P3 H- p- u1 t$ B6 Q4 y
> and you need to shut up.
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# n8 R; ~, X' k9 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ ^7 z9 a0 D( ]8 `
> Minutes: If
0 H5 K7 H4 e' S. P* W> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
$ |+ }  K, x# I- N+ r> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
0 k9 L4 X! |  d4 o8 C公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
7 a+ j, h4 D, E, e0 u- D5.39.217.77> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This: O! S9 B  M1 G* ^
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you8 C% v2 i. D2 e+ ]3 X1 r, A
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
; H2 k9 ?7 [: X5 ~$ W1 }3 U公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine., U: g" l6 o0 l' @  g- l* k" D
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> (4) Go
8 J) \/ D' S2 n( u' \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Ahead: This
6 M8 c, L' x( x2 Q0 z公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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+ N0 R- u: t6 v. n> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 q% F3 B' k$ ?* \; a
> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
5 e' \& F- r+ {- ^- T) k> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
5 G( Z: L0 {9 t' X$ ~& O5.39.217.77> here and arguing with you about nothing.
0 p/ q. I' c8 s& g* ?$ K> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ ~5 ?/ O5 |9 k% y/ A
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's公仔箱論壇$ Q3 T2 r" n  }& \, W/ L
> Okay: This
% a9 u8 a( c; \# h> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
+ x3 l4 H; X% k9 u6 Y: y+ h2 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
% h( d6 D' @9 J1 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
$ ~7 }! D; m/ stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake. $ e, h( {$ E, s

( A8 I  I. N( U& R% G' \4 y+ ^公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.77# J, J9 t, Z( C
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say$ D* I  y( q7 s& }0 m! |+ C$ e/ d& v
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
, v# ^( S7 {9 `$ P# V! q5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5 N$ ]  s, F1 a+ e
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
1 M+ G1 G5 t# e6 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
  K: F7 O$ `$ d% F/ N> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
  k8 O  q4 H3 o! g( c' cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
; i6 s0 K" J- @5 Z> worry about it, I got it: Another; p* Z# w% h2 K$ S! x
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 {. t' ]6 W" u$ e
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
7 j# p& a1 y* Z1 Z4 V2 ~> herself. This will later result in a man
% y  K/ q) |6 z6 j/ t6 j5.39.217.77> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇; D. C5 I) H& b0 A6 X, \7 H
> response refer to # 3.
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