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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇, k2 b/ @" a$ G! q+ r  e- M
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.77$ z5 l% p2 R" S
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> Minutes: If
( U( f) h  k9 o7 X1 q公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
2 N  I# K; u- Z' k1 @' m8 C6 C> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
- S* H* b: c. G* B> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
) j& N7 U4 ?1 c  j% m# g5.39.217.77> the house.
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> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 }* s: p4 U" k- _+ }
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5.39.217.77* l3 i% z  }% [+ D
> usually end in fine.
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) @" A1 C& b1 ^
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> (5) Loud" p( [: {/ [( I$ a, Y) C7 }" M
> Sigh: This
3 P3 ?6 b& r/ ~, I; p8 C5.39.217.77> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
( v. T3 Z. e3 w3 Q4 P3 i公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.77, c# M& q* d, ~5 s
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! X" n  w  @0 `, N" S# ~
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> nothing.)* x7 p$ ~' W" L, \7 z
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
, d3 P- P; I4 j  U/ U  N% s> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
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( g) n! q/ T, A* Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇. z9 B; F- B1 d$ t  p
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" Q! w$ B. R3 C! W- r
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇* R; v% Y( R" W% R& t3 x( j8 P
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77$ y9 u- _# g3 m" X! R: h" G
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 D, g+ d6 k1 ^5 F% ]5 r
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> (9) Don'tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 Y* M# n# ^0 S" `- C4 F2 j
> worry about it, I got it: Another4 F& \4 y( \1 u: W4 V
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
+ i4 B7 a+ d  q. h; v5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77( S- f7 `1 j4 x0 w# s6 h- {
> herself. This will later result in a man
& x! E% j% ]+ F2 o> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
1 G. n) J# L% K: a( d! P, o> response refer to # 3.
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