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# N2 j+ Y: `7 Q* |> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇1 C# z% u8 L/ e9 q, b. E: W  U
> (1) Fine: This
# h6 B5 ~  b1 Z% o1 P> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
  T9 ]: X6 W3 C> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
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5 i: P0 ?/ [; T9 k1 q0 f5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
, ~% Q( ^$ s  D/ Z1 \' o' P0 H5 }公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 d" s% T8 o1 f) {$ H
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around$ y3 f7 N* z  {/ v
> the house.
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇, }+ d2 {, Y+ S, x
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇5 r  j. v  |9 U
>
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> Ahead: This
$ ^  v5 v$ n# B, g3 {: k6 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 D; l: ]+ E) u; e
> It! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) m/ @0 u9 `( k) }

' Y9 s+ Q/ \! v6 z7 p公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇& B/ M! }. ^" B7 N# O
> Sigh: This
! z( }! g4 {$ S& f8 V6 L5 r公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
1 G2 e9 w4 I9 g) b* q, l' C公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.777 T) s% V* o: m! \% U1 g# p
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing5.39.217.77' m1 ^! s0 p* a/ Q, W% u) a% ~% [
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇+ F5 w$ Q2 ?8 [% f9 h/ m
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.77; p% j. z7 c5 ?! W
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 V( Z% P, y2 J) g) q( O
>
; H& z4 r/ F3 j, Q4 O> (6) That's
% A6 g; I7 }4 A5 r0 S& v> Okay: This公仔箱論壇/ U3 W( Z  R: I$ F0 j* i& P
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
1 \% J4 a1 w+ p- n/ |+ u> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ u, a9 e# ]8 B' l: ~+ X  Z8 ?
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
& K# J. S& t% r9 c! ~& A; @> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: [3 e+ g- Q) R# f+ P7 S
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> (7) Thanks: A$ w; m  F0 T( b' d7 r* p" U2 l0 P
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
- Z9 k, B: d8 r" qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: H2 h: v! L6 H9 j
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
( a( |) }/ a* t. a5.39.217.77> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
+ y- r0 [  @% A/ stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
& }2 u. ], s& E" B. B, ]> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇. r+ [8 t, i* x$ ]% Z  a
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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9 a7 \* K9 V5 U2 ^, ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (9) Don't: i: g& Q/ l+ B. K  N" \3 w
> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.774 V  u3 b: m4 Z8 e
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 g: r6 d- [" s8 P5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
; ~( M# v6 b6 r" ~" B公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇8 P1 B& s6 r- M" a( V
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 ?. \9 `0 j: l% ?
> response refer to # 3.
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