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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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. I+ T+ ?6 W! E! S) _  ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
+ B- f0 g  S* ~0 g! v8 j* i> and you need to shut up.2 `  l8 q& A' Q
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  }$ S! k7 o% Y7 y1 E: _> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
4 \8 ]- F) b2 q4 @+ E) ?3 J9 j* X* j> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given% s' m* G" z4 m: K* F- u% A
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.779 a' r7 r5 D1 g# L9 D. k
> the house.' m- H  {: u; @0 W* R- V0 ^+ u; F
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; k) i" }+ e! s+ ]/ s# n# k! Q: n, ]公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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! ]: L4 w1 E" J4 u. _; i5 Q: ^公仔箱論壇> (4) Go5.39.217.77* v+ F" l4 U7 ]* r2 s. j0 T
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do5.39.217.775 f  ]! n4 x4 R: x: r& ]* g: W0 y9 S
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4 x0 J3 C( V# Q1 Z( s7 R+ G5 W> (5) Loud
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( K8 D& j5 a* m' [- L; N公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often( V" I3 n; E+ c$ a( {: _& x/ r
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.77$ N3 x! {$ P3 V
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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> nothing.)公仔箱論壇. b+ s1 ]  K* x: r" P
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5 N2 W" O  ^/ j) y, Z> (6) That's
9 F+ Y$ N" l0 M. g: G2 p* O5 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ d/ L7 I' O8 {
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
5 I; A/ Z# u$ g; h0 B5.39.217.77> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
$ Y0 t$ u0 z0 P3 i' y3 q> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: A
. l& g8 g" k: f+ k* T5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
& W2 U$ I! g: `5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This( L" T0 F2 `. [( W( P6 f
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.775 t8 p* _' i$ Y4 P$ l9 [
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! F+ C2 {% Z) P! h, j: V# Z
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
7 V0 ]" u3 w2 L: @4 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇. O: I6 R- x3 v# b( e% G7 t' t
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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4 j( G8 |9 u. v& u! V  G3 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
! ^  R* C0 R4 ^  i4 I" [3 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇6 N# x) g+ I5 u4 |4 P' V  h
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, A# N: @4 D9 Z; N! `" d( w4 N
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
! J3 H9 |" H. _3 [( R/ B7 I公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇& V* }. I: u3 Z9 v! q; }$ [
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. e( f0 A$ _0 n7 t8 o! w
> response refer to # 3.
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