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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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) ~. p/ m/ y7 e9 o7 K% p> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇, v/ s) M2 |# y! q2 k& b. L
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' k0 b# M9 x7 v
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) v2 r, Q) G1 ^' x" z% Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five公仔箱論壇1 B1 s4 b3 K5 }9 k# \
> Minutes: If
! ?( ]9 t" c% V2 b, `9 B5 y2 W5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five$ F- c/ d" ^; A  S2 _
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
# H* a1 u) q- @+ y. |4 y! B> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
; s" s  X7 X( n6 c* }> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ O; m9 G7 i4 O( ~( U
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
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> usually end in fine.
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. K% w& i8 @. ^( b% D7 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (4) Go. e$ K" e" M" b
> Ahead: This
; e7 ]( V2 v' u1 r- O6 D) M) G' ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ {3 `4 k* h& P- ~6 J! F" W- k
> It! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ T9 H9 M; O" \6 s- X# t
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> (5) Loud5.39.217.77" ]' a9 t. P$ ]. {; \. {* _. m! J' G
> Sigh: This3 u8 W# \6 z* A  [9 ]/ j  K6 a
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
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0 c9 t- {/ `+ E9 R, @6 C5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
4 L& p1 m9 F( N: I6 P; o> here and arguing with you about nothing.
; p/ V9 ^1 |. j6 g> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 n1 x, Z. A+ e: ?% w8 k
> nothing.)" H6 G3 \0 O- L: Y0 `+ \/ b( }1 C
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> (6) That's5.39.217.77$ L0 W/ P& i3 A$ Z9 g
> Okay: This公仔箱論壇6 j2 h) b6 H1 k; I8 |
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
) S# W6 R8 Y/ ?) x7 C7 S+ J* xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
6 A7 d4 r% ^9 f7 s) x> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
$ e* d7 m7 }# i  q8 K& vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* b) ?- d- J. k- q9 u# r6 J, I
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> (7) Thanks: A. B7 N/ O- t% C0 S! ~0 o* q# a: D
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' `" H3 s$ r! R: g0 X$ F8 Z- }公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
( Q8 u4 F) ~( w( }& A8 X: utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.770 M4 m$ C3 E) \
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
6 U6 y' {0 p: C3 j- A2 R: \8 H> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
# z/ }8 F8 t& j. t* _公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
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( C2 ?: K. t2 a2 W, v( X' n% {" f( jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a
5 X  _1 q( S, G- ^& W5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇6 n7 f/ u$ h% B2 X4 n3 R( O" e

6 i' l: @  s/ B5.39.217.77> (9) Don't
$ k6 {- o0 ~, E7 k: r* p/ @8 P5.39.217.77> worry about it, I got it: Another
  Y: U" h8 i8 X# I. T9 e' rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% a, [3 o# a' k( I) T! ~5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
; f: {) y7 m" _" ?1 ]8 `* P, Y; r! t5.39.217.77> herself. This will later result in a man
+ q& p! }9 W' Y" S2 s0 b8 ]. X公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.77# ^& t0 ^! q) Y
> response refer to # 3.
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