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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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9 }* e: S& g$ q$ j% w6 Y# q8 |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
" s- q  a7 w' K8 U; @5 T公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
* C9 _2 |" U' S5 y公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.
& K( A6 X& W: ^5 W! x" s8 E, _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 8 G  h6 r% E3 D- @2 J8 ?) E/ J
> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
/ z; w  s, e) otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
# ]6 F' z  [) {8 z; @. n1 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
/ A6 U  j+ T9 a) G- o) ?$ Z> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- _# j5 ~) t6 i% V
>
  T1 `8 {! h7 Z: |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( U) k9 \8 Q, x- @% P
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you2 H) F& R, G4 r+ r5 d
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
0 R& m* W3 M0 N, q7 Z( ^5.39.217.77> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 p' x, n$ e7 e9 w4 L- U9 @
> 公仔箱論壇: f! G& W& r4 H' A1 X! S
> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( Y% ^: x7 d8 G2 Z6 h6 y
> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" u" W  H, \/ S$ g4 x
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
- _' ~9 l0 ^. c: \> It!
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+ Q! ^; a6 M7 s) V2 h4 f> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇! o6 D, Z3 v) \  b% s
> Sigh: This: i7 Q: s. H; x
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often* @" B5 q  X5 d+ h
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are; Q0 ?5 X' e5 e; f  R/ C0 W2 K
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing; ]) ^, m8 U: G: }, w0 O: n
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ f" X4 p0 f8 a1 I3 v* {
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( s! e& g  d2 q  T; W5 c" x% B" b
> nothing.)
8 x. [0 n- S: r/ q> 公仔箱論壇5 M& {. v: ?2 E* v# M
> (6) That's
, W$ V, E& r: eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This
. ~5 r. X+ I3 GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% s  Z3 d( Q8 q, Y
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
; Q. n1 {* g3 B8 _, u0 b& pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your8 D) G/ Z4 _* [5 d5 g
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇$ B$ h2 i! }9 k
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> (7) Thanks: A
# p0 g) O" N$ R) U8 {3 N2 a$ |5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
3 P! k3 ]! f5 \) _" Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
  `+ ~1 E  }. L8 z/ F% H; q> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
2 E" r# A7 w3 J3 ^* E% G> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
" P8 [$ u7 V+ z" {$ K1 Y- @1 z2 l> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
4 m, Z7 X! y+ T1 U2 _* h$ Y1 I> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
* ^. |4 r  y5 B' n( s0 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ g4 B  T) Z/ C- N
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> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇* g. C  m4 Y" v8 m. ~- v
> worry about it, I got it: Another
; o9 g. O& K4 B1 H) B/ s公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 T' v. x/ k1 Y. q0 |) m. RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
1 C8 w, E. U+ @* }9 z4 g5 E> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ M  `% x- ^3 ?; c) i% `$ c% X
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
4 G4 a. W  c5 R0 A3 u6 j6 w! A> response refer to # 3.
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