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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
( L8 {2 u% J" _6 O$ o公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.
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7 Z5 V' E4 ?0 d" J* etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
4 G& w: p& c4 u" Y$ Z公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
, e3 a( X' J0 e3 L- x> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
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> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
3 n7 `/ m) x. G( g: g& I> the house.
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# p4 D# F$ T# X1 U! S' s8 N2 V- L公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
7 E8 ^. A' l* H- f( U/ B$ T& E3 C> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you; o, F$ \$ B4 r; h) ~
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> Ahead: This
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> (5) Loud
, ~  C3 v( c$ X1 F6 s公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
  d1 ~& C" s# Q% b7 `, a5.39.217.77> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
9 X: A, p, I0 A6 t# ^公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
4 _: S4 Q# J6 U> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
9 x4 L- |& j( [+ R6 w! h> here and arguing with you about nothing.
4 Z0 y( Z8 D. K3 y& p+ u6 c公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
/ _/ i0 u3 G, u# J# I0 W* ^: p7 a( D> nothing.)
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> (6) That's5.39.217.77% `; u! @- R$ B
> Okay: This
! U6 G" V  k* E> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇- x% n, Q" [1 |& F1 [
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
9 a* t4 A; b. k) i: I; g. I8 p> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
0 N( C- C. t4 }& F. r" R" Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇' d4 g0 e; u' h2 m# V* T( D* @0 Q
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
: y8 m. Y3 ?6 ]7 ?' \4 l) f* Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
- O1 H# d) r+ s- n% M$ F> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
) H& \1 o( {( H: `  z1 \公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
* w- g3 f8 m2 w2 a( {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
# X) h2 {6 [* w' i, N. K6 Y; C; @5.39.217.77> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.773 H8 d4 D9 u3 G" N  b3 \
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇  x$ R. g* R) `0 X* w
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> (9) Don'tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ m: z+ |. b2 `( q0 U
> worry about it, I got it: Another
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> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it+ n, f" i5 V. T; X* U( d8 p
> herself. This will later result in a man
% f" `* b- e; F+ c9 i公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's. e$ V" c: w9 j  a) t; U7 b5 s) J  v
> response refer to # 3.
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