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0 q- p% C4 }/ X5 {/ Z7 O+ n5 n  [, Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇- W3 D+ z- m) n# t
> (1) Fine: This
4 g" C  f1 ~; j9 q( [+ @5.39.217.77> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
. P  e) J4 D5 Q/ v: X( C3 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# c) A6 `' C1 M/ |$ X
> Minutes: If
5 _) Q+ I) W9 @7 X9 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; p6 r& Z. B9 {- y7 Y& Y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given8 p4 N- D% ?6 E/ [! X0 ]) W! E$ v( d
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 ]8 B& m9 I- k2 M% x- o( ^6 T3 q
> the house.- I" O3 \% ]. x* i
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> (3) Nothing: This
2 v* e4 ^  K; N/ T/ t  _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
5 ~6 O+ s" w: H1 D6 }7 WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' N0 L! B- q: X* F3 C
> usually end in fine.. s2 r4 ^% |* D
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> (4) Go" W. f# U  r0 ]3 r4 v
> Ahead: This
* l" N0 k6 Q$ ~; j0 V4 i8 \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 D, ?/ g9 Q" x& Q
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> (5) Loud
8 n4 d5 b8 I( u, x- i* ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
& W2 F1 {' r- m, d2 ?/ v公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% `# ?9 t" O" j
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
; C# d1 _* W: R- x> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇2 U* r" R/ p  f  ~. [
> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 {8 U; }8 C+ J5 q
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇2 D- @0 L6 W0 B6 t: S
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 E) X5 B, a  A6 w5 W4 k
>
/ L. D) K. f! j; }0 k! n3 T, G- S2 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's: y' y9 X! ~& H( V& k6 [6 A
> Okay: This
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> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  `3 Q# D( [8 D) c
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ f7 w0 S' n9 M* N. c+ x
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 O& C4 E  ^8 p
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
2 H2 s: o# i4 b. |公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
8 @4 {' V* N+ U( L% h0 `- M> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
2 \8 }8 h/ T; v  ^$ U> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 R8 c) G) s! R) Z
>
$ t6 Q6 [8 f5 @( Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a
2 H4 m" N* S; J$ Q& O4 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't4 L& C* R. Z! Q! n* D. _% E0 Y
> worry about it, I got it: Another
' S0 J7 k; E' ?2 P+ P> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
; A) W3 t; u, x- O! ]2 y5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77  U# `  N4 I" b( a  @+ k/ G2 I
> herself. This will later result in a man6 s) U2 i+ y1 n% v) g
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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