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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
. X9 ?& J* o/ B6 a> (1) Fine: This1 |( _7 R6 g/ v" W  f1 S
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right! G' V' l4 H! C0 p3 I  v
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' g) H# J  s" c* c! n( S$ e$ a, F
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
6 I  H( X7 }5 U& Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇4 s& T- g" w8 D; `) x  x* E! }* q& l$ Z
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around4 J9 |# Q8 n1 X( y7 F
> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 X5 d+ O: e, X( |* `$ e1 \
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# a" f* G+ _" UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This
  D: f% u1 L9 [6 r# uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.771 k/ E, z/ E' f# b2 x* ]
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇. a" f6 f) j5 F
> It!
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9 c6 ~6 R# v- w, u: w" p, m' pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud( N' I# I% o$ u( m  b% n7 b
> Sigh: This
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  m$ Z* i! B% C. otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
- u' ~) }# |6 l7 L  o/ {7 e> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# u/ x5 D+ j; i" s
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇: |: D2 S2 e! s. {
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
. t- B5 T+ {3 n' s* ?2 d. z. {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This公仔箱論壇9 k/ o/ t  ]/ n% {# D$ W
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
& k7 m+ @. J  O/ I8 a/ d> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇& \8 n" I, ^1 `; W0 p* P5 E: q
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your0 r; \3 z. m( [9 N  |5 m
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇2 g$ A7 U/ L6 N
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> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇$ M6 H, q: S. U
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This0 T( j5 o) |4 a1 C
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" F2 V% e9 D% @- e
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT' P" I2 X7 x1 ]0 _% R
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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! G, l5 U2 B7 {& N7 ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a
' ?2 |" f$ o  v8 m0 ]8 Y- t# ^+ ~公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 O# L: H" t1 u" a

7 E1 Z# I0 x. x1 r3 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't5 ?- {" `2 g( K; N
> worry about it, I got it: Another
; x( X) l  Y9 k: t7 c9 G: yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman3 R: `# d0 @! Q9 F) w( p
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
. |: {+ [# |2 f( n( n  K5 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man
+ E4 x; {* v; d- @4 xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
$ [+ \9 U4 \% z; B0 I3 Y& P公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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