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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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8 I* F) `! @  x5 L; {5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: This
+ h6 |/ v+ F, e! h8 o- t" J> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
0 u* |5 L- ?! e3 G) D> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five7 v1 `& k2 ]6 L. y1 Z3 P- p
> Minutes: If" A% v  @8 c& Z. O  y1 S
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) K( G5 |3 X+ v) u
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇; S, F4 Z# m  p: P- \
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.77, {7 O, M( \# m7 E# H& V. K
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇9 p5 N# f# }8 Y4 `3 j
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
, R% t  K- a' O1 C) k5.39.217.77> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
2 c' q  g7 S% z; _公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.5.39.217.775 B; F: L" f" I. Q3 m. \" e5 ~
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> (4) Go& B# o" Z- E! C, E
> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! h. K3 V. Y2 z
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do# f  p6 h$ B" G
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> (5) Loud
0 N- l! \. m$ |' b$ P& _+ C> Sigh: This
, H/ M: V, V3 ~$ j) v+ L公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often( J( k! ^9 y2 i. Y& k1 L
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇* Y/ }8 b3 y; a* h$ y& s% @- E+ u
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
" O, X& P' F8 J/ M5 i) b( S公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& j# G' H# l6 Q7 L3 e' e
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. D5 I" P0 Q% V
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. c6 |/ v5 p! A. H* W0 _! [
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* {: B7 g! @5 `/ z/ c> (6) That's" S! Q8 y+ L0 `' P6 ~) G
> Okay: This
8 ^3 `2 F4 ?+ U3 S( S! d4 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.77% Y5 H2 a- [4 G/ ~3 ^. M
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and0 H' W3 X1 z8 S: H, ~3 _
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.77  K3 G( G$ s- {2 }
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A/ a" w: r% J1 w& l
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* x) f2 U( P: X0 Z2 B$ I
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
3 [0 u7 r; y  D! [2 i5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
9 p& y' ]1 h( w7 G$ o* _5.39.217.77> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
9 L- ~3 Y6 w, P3 ]( ?" y( j( D* S公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a% I5 Y3 c' Y3 z$ }) J3 `. u; H
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇3 `5 }: t* x/ ^- Y$ y  u. `; x
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
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> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman8 Z' c% n4 v' H
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
0 d/ s5 p6 W# T% w5.39.217.77> herself. This will later result in a man0 q6 v; t$ T3 C% L0 K) _' T. t
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
4 ^9 I3 D& R+ j. j6 h# K. X* [0 r5.39.217.77> response refer to # 3.
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