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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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* X8 ^" O# h+ k( C9 R> WORDS WOMEN USE
1 N0 U8 J% z8 o% b7 d+ W5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: @( \. g' V: H
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right% y/ b$ |( Y( \# B1 D
> and you need to shut up.
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, v3 t6 \5 D. ?) \5 R2 A% W> (2) Five
+ |; e& U6 F; {# x) s5 \7 E8 X6 g: x5.39.217.77> Minutes: If3 K" ?5 I& V& }) J) ^& r
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
5 ]3 o; Q  B8 |5 n. A8 ?) m5.39.217.77> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given/ P1 r7 p3 F" Z* E
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around/ i) M; A4 R% g5 a& H; E. i
> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 W1 g: f6 G$ A, `5 g
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> (3) Nothing: This
9 O; z$ j6 O  [0 P  Z" i8 K> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.770 n; i/ f& x+ P3 X( \
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
8 R; ]+ Y. M& }. ?7 t: N> usually end in fine.7 j; d% B* F$ U7 ?0 ~0 ^6 ]
>
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> Ahead: This
! ]4 s5 _& _+ l5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do  T- ~$ a" i3 e
> It!
4 l+ m. G3 u' C. `公仔箱論壇
7 K" Q, h: i% c! }% m+ _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
5 v. q, r- k0 C2 U> Sigh: This5.39.217.77, s2 W# L1 N+ ]
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
% T$ f) @( i7 p" |, GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
  `0 ~8 g; N6 n* X1 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing$ I' l9 S. Q& D2 L. G3 Y
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇0 W. `0 V) f1 b& I
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 q. x# h6 i, v) }* F9 L; o> nothing.)
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; y+ d4 o$ `9 b- C, R$ R公仔箱論壇> (6) That'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 K1 `% Y- ~; `- m  y
> Okay: This
% \5 C! c* |. n1 a' bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
3 J4 P! O1 A: S> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
& V4 s/ G3 {; ]6 e7 N, \9 p) z. utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your- s  s9 E9 m) j7 J  V- [$ F
> mistake.
1 {5 K; |4 Q' j# Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇2 y4 v. C0 d& c4 r5 S
> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. G/ Z! R; q) A* @7 b
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
3 u) {* J/ T1 A& C0 h* J6 W公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
; R$ [4 I' x8 C+ R- `! G; X; t* Z> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇( _! }! h% H9 b8 s0 i' g
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
" n& e$ s1 l3 o; n: o6 u2 Q公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
& ~" n" q* h0 h0 c7 W# @- X& K5.39.217.77> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) h8 N; g+ u; T
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
6 R/ ?. P+ Y, k+ e+ x+ H> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇1 b6 Q: P, R3 y, a" Z7 P9 y0 K

" o% r6 J/ ], K# B+ B5.39.217.77> (9) Don't) X1 X! @' V$ r3 T( ^
> worry about it, I got it: Another$ z* T4 {! @5 X) V6 t1 }
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
- N& F' U, |# r> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
! U, x8 h4 x5 u1 N8 W9 m9 G> herself. This will later result in a man
" k  H+ @8 t& p* lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
4 l, S* W4 w9 p' j( h" K4 G1 v> response refer to # 3.
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