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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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. }  J2 A+ n* B: C' b公仔箱論壇> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇* X0 e6 B6 o) d
> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇0 G1 y! g/ _4 z7 x: u
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; O3 F8 x9 \! t) |* x/ D( S
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
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4 P6 C; \4 t1 e& L4 b4 T& E0 l公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇* _, a* ~$ P$ |
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
  C, K& p# h) B3 g> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This
. |) }7 p9 S  ^& Z9 _7 [9 l> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# i5 c3 s% \- p
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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1 l1 ?/ ]7 p* U- Q1 w+ B公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇# s: Z- |$ Z4 j1 O2 y) o; E/ [
> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 k: ?% W' F9 r
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.77- a0 J/ P1 C) b  M- I
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
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) m& j, t/ z! `# i) F1 T公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* n0 J7 E2 H) k7 H
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of* W7 I0 b- s" X
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ e. v! ]7 y) T- A0 \+ j  ?
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# M7 o# G! s) G. j8 f( ]
> (6) That's公仔箱論壇3 `4 R: y5 T) s, D* W+ }0 J
> Okay: This  E* \& `3 R6 L2 r7 o
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
* a7 {7 ~3 w- M' C/ l' G' ~# v公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and* ^9 \, T+ d, v1 J4 |3 V1 f0 J
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
9 Y9 Q- {" U; O: g> mistake. $ w8 F( c! G3 \# ^: m) V
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇2 x# t: }2 c" }* C" C& d3 G
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
- ~, S4 d+ n! v) N( M5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇& K/ u2 h: }% H
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is0 @0 s6 R+ P5 D7 _
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; C9 p7 ]! {, i
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇( n( P% ?- Z' w  n' ]
> 'whatever').; {& j, O6 h' c' h1 g0 q% b
>
% C1 L" H1 J% A0 T" {7 ^6 g公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a
3 t; g; z" t% _1 u, S2 z9 q# R5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇8 ~' p: ^* Z5 m% P+ {5 w9 m

% ], ~+ V( ~2 T5 n  J* ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇8 F' g: D8 @4 ]3 @
> worry about it, I got it: Another
+ ~- r( w3 b8 a! `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
& T  o! l) n% {4 j/ c- v# htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
9 e7 x0 u, z, U2 K% q7 g> herself. This will later result in a man
0 h* Q4 G) ^, `5 N5.39.217.77> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.779 w2 ^2 ~* d' }( A4 p0 D
> response refer to # 3.
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