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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 m% K3 \& z3 J
> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇5 _* c' O: l9 K. h9 `! O4 M! L5 ~
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
/ X9 v& G6 z0 o$ @& z5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇% z! P7 x3 X* z- G* C4 S
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# ]& S8 X; n  w6 z  O> (2) Five5.39.217.77! X% @2 w6 ?* N6 M
> Minutes: If
: t$ F7 {8 I8 n$ w3 }# p$ b: v> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
* T# j# a. O/ K5.39.217.77> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given' h8 W+ C, w5 E0 s2 H" t. p
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
5 L# `! P% z; V6 g. xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇' W& s& r! A/ @2 V4 x5 [2 _
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> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' q# g! D& I" J3 c0 d
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do5.39.217.77) S% ]) }0 [- E. [3 J$ @$ B
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> (5) Loud
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0 G2 N5 o' Q" n! _. H公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
& S( G1 }, S$ ]8 X5 Z5.39.217.77> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 i0 c" k! `! t8 p
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
" @* m0 E- z0 u  z3 mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> nothing.)
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> Okay: This
" Y9 Y4 r5 H" ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
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> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77& z& i% ^; M7 `' D3 x- f
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇4 {; V) G8 e" K
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇+ R; o6 W  r( F: |. m4 \. R4 k
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.779 F% P( u' ]6 s( \
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
4 g  z* H6 C/ h- s6 k公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
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3 Q: y7 f$ j9 o  jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 a9 O6 g  h2 J. }& @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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" M9 [& u. o" @) y3 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
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> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 @; k6 G2 O& r5 m3 \. a+ B" ], jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  O- |5 C& [* C9 Q/ F2 i
> herself. This will later result in a man
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