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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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$ H6 F4 \- E- I% @; @  K9 i5.39.217.77> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
0 a( Y& X8 H. p  A- ~9 E> and you need to shut up./ g# J6 n& \6 V
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
1 x. L, Z' A/ \/ l: l> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
. u1 _& |7 p% b* _/ R/ s( q" z> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.77# z. J/ j2 o5 N+ N2 q
> the house.5.39.217.779 k+ J: ?( B! @$ x0 w- i+ f3 u4 D
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( E* k8 c; Q: j' H/ L> (3) Nothing: This3 k+ [& F6 X7 j3 S- f  l$ d$ n
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
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> usually end in fine.5.39.217.77! E8 W- e* V8 B& U0 c
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 h; V2 |8 n, \. j1 f
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
) A- R0 {9 G' ^5 `/ j> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
1 A4 e3 ]! U1 s# \( ^5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
0 {5 n' x) A1 t$ W5.39.217.77> here and arguing with you about nothing.
0 x- }2 z: G' K公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
4 X- {5 H5 F/ P( Y. `, d& B* @: q$ F> nothing.)
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; b+ [! w* J1 a% `7 T( y> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! s% I+ n7 H# f7 H2 V  G7 Y8 b
> Okay: This
/ Z: d) \2 B) ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( j( Q* _" @9 F$ s" Z5.39.217.77> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
! K9 E' U& r1 k6 }( o- Q( t6 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your1 o; _4 _0 u6 v- N
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% |* ]* ]  G$ Q4 a9 r6 `$ @$ m5.39.217.77> (7) Thanks: A
% Y$ [+ n7 w+ g9 z> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 o( z4 ^3 S6 K. C# p# l8 v5 m> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This* b$ u7 _$ y) A) x6 H
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: H3 z/ }) ^3 [6 m5 p3 ?> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
. \8 k* k0 {% q* n5 H5.39.217.77> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇6 F% ^, K2 O) g& b2 f7 f+ v
> 'whatever').7 y: m" g0 x; _9 [
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> (8) Whatever: Is a6 l0 G/ w4 L( T# ^* Z$ O* M# t) W) T
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't; G5 h2 V. b5 y' a% u
> worry about it, I got it: Another
$ C) i# \: \* D> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇% p+ }! \8 x, r' I$ D$ r
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇2 |; ~3 B) ~: a, D  j
> herself. This will later result in a man
/ t4 F: w7 v# H$ k7 F> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# j* t; c+ S! D# V  ?* ~
> response refer to # 3.
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