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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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; i/ i, R$ z0 {; ~0 H" m> WORDS WOMEN USE5.39.217.771 `/ l9 M; V. k; c9 T. n4 W0 W
> (1) Fine: This
( N6 r2 N- S4 s" p. k> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇3 L1 u" s0 j0 R6 G" d
> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇: T( \8 w5 s% q$ N. }9 H* u8 q
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> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
) Q. m- z6 E( v" e> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: t; h+ @( K, m1 ~
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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* E1 e! A" B8 w3 _$ {4 W) W$ N( W公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
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# B- t' H+ [/ t> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing9 @5 Y" e% C  w7 r& P& ~' G
> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This
$ r9 R2 g- s+ P$ U( y9 h4 {> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud0 E/ }+ k. z9 ^, w8 f
> Sigh: This
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) a# x8 [6 |! N0 b# Y  ~3 S公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are/ N& f2 F1 u! K  M0 ^: m4 B
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇- x; b1 j  Z. B% i" a: z% X
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> nothing.)
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> (6) That's  N; z6 ?+ ^5 R/ }3 O
> Okay: This5.39.217.77. o1 d" w  N/ S( i
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to' z( @- {9 n, h
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
& U0 c! m. g9 Q$ S8 _& D3 Y* {# `* [8 C> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.774 B9 r6 e9 p" U+ q! t
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ `7 k. `0 ~2 ^2 Y7 c
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> (7) Thanks: A
8 y: T9 d# K& o5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
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$ p% K1 b1 A. a4 ?9 C/ ]! n5 q6 \> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: I7 ~. r: h/ R- _公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇7 E( }( L0 A) B1 `" W
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
9 t5 q) U* z* R> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: P& N' k7 U, T! R. [
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
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. a2 j5 T2 n( A# W. S5.39.217.77> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇  X+ T& n, a$ S8 {$ a
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman% \: q" ?! `4 P
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
/ ], z1 b* k' a# U> herself. This will later result in a man
. ^  t1 @  s1 Z" M: K" ]# f2 T$ x" y公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's4 S0 G9 ]$ R1 T- c& c9 R; L7 j
> response refer to # 3.
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