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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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4 a8 J5 z9 z$ X2 o3 v! i& ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
+ N2 ^' g( P8 [6 N9 {8 y. R> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
% [: s& J' p1 A+ p) j5 S" t5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.
) L# `" w* L: N5 E/ d8 J> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& d+ C! K, F. t0 w
> (2) Five
3 s7 ^/ b  s9 z3 l4 \0 q1 T2 ^5.39.217.77> Minutes: If
7 d* d8 o& T1 \; Z  Y. |( k: P公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
# H0 I# N( Q" U( r# _1 Y1 L> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
/ A& r2 h$ [% E) C6 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
0 r4 u+ m4 a- s  Q# m/ n# t, ?, \) ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- I7 V+ M5 o# d; A# w. m' U
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
$ Z: G, D/ N+ G9 e* O公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇8 T9 k" D; X+ l; ~! B
> usually end in fine.
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. E! ^) W* Y& e- t- Z3 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (4) Go% g- u' _+ R; z7 A$ f
> Ahead: This
, I9 `0 ]! Z% l. S- O公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do5.39.217.777 ?- m: j3 {& s' T
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( I; o4 Q' c5 n4 n0 ^- UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
# o# ]( u7 w; B9 X5.39.217.77> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' i8 s+ s" o6 O% X. W2 w
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 U  P" Y9 ^7 J' P
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
) w: f3 g/ c' L公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
* J/ m  E$ l5 a0 c6 j& [5 O. }# _公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇+ o9 X( K% C, F+ m: Z- A
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of2 U) `5 D4 ]- h& @6 N: W. h
> nothing.)* l6 X. l+ m( a+ ?$ r7 V
>
9 G3 x% `4 _# U5 N. N; e, B公仔箱論壇> (6) That's: v# S7 }" V: j! i$ X7 j
> Okay: This
, i- n( E' m  RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
% u/ ~( J( s5 Z+ a; u3 f* \- ~( I> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
. h: g$ k! w+ ^" |- d& v* f> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
5 n8 d  @! |8 G! V% R; H> mistake. 公仔箱論壇' C1 [+ i" E( l$ H8 K
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> (7) Thanks: A
2 D* O% M' F0 r7 `' V6 A+ m5 }8 l> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 K* P/ p: J( X* B( n  V* D- s. j! [公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
( c! h5 H0 s' F; E# k8 E! P5 Y! |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.771 X, ~! r- x* R& a5 ?
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
1 ~' l- @( q: ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
. T6 @7 R* ~. N$ n+ E7 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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8 V1 t& l7 A4 d0 P& N2 K> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.775 H* W8 _0 T7 o; x! N
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. I  h& z, `; P8 e0 N+ i

+ j+ _) T  F$ C! Z, m, z> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  d3 W* @% Y* j
> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 Z7 j  ~0 ~2 l; {% E0 H, A# `
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
- n3 c, p$ t" ^> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 K, N' P: n& V7 A' c' C. H( S
> herself. This will later result in a man
3 h* P6 l% ?+ L, L: p7 x( W, M3 vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's9 Y4 o* f4 f. R' V4 I2 O9 W
> response refer to # 3.
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