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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE7 R) i  m' _9 ~
> (1) Fine: This
5 B, A" A" R# ^5 e, a5.39.217.77> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇: D: o; k" u- g
> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇; J& f) \: z9 e1 w4 I
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> (2) Five
7 R. l8 i9 y% [  c# tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Minutes: If
/ v* {) I. f. _; _> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five/ b/ v6 O  h! p8 B% g! S1 J
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given- p. R- v0 p6 Y7 a1 T% Q4 l4 g; \
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇% Z7 ^; M, N* W
> the house.
6 B, X5 b; R+ P5 |* f  t- h公仔箱論壇> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" P% ]3 _, F" h
> (3) Nothing: This
* G+ L& K+ Y3 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
: C" X: V+ F5 Q! a+ y* `- NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
6 z) R5 p9 I5 A4 h" |# o> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  ]3 J* d" s. d
>
, I6 m1 J+ O- l' @$ U> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' a9 ^' J# R3 J+ r" A/ V
> Ahead: This
0 z- n: A; `$ C0 ]- @  }3 ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do* @+ ~4 M+ f0 S6 g% l" f
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% D9 E3 Q, U% _1 |: C3 T; utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
* l; n& O! e6 B7 c  j7 W1 v5.39.217.77> Sigh: This* Q3 m$ o9 o& P& S4 l7 E( ]- w- l
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
; N4 W2 q9 z; U/ ], @* i' Z: [; Y: f公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
$ N$ A% U6 j" S8 |; y0 }2 x. p: j5 u6 b公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
' K9 F3 F/ H: ~/ R! v9 V> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' n4 v9 s! R7 E, K# K/ r7 Y; |
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 e$ [  Z; }* P6 G5 r% \公仔箱論壇> nothing.)5.39.217.772 G. s6 i; e; f% h
> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& D- s' a# p$ }& ^9 g! e0 s
> (6) That's
9 d) d) {- l( G3 }( h% \> Okay: This5.39.217.77- Q: n; C2 X& a+ h, B
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to" M( @) y. O- }6 S
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
0 k1 F/ ?; ?0 N7 q0 t> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your3 u* I% `, Y. L' a" ?9 u0 q
> mistake.
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" O/ k$ O/ h7 Q  R+ K& D> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; B/ r. n5 D4 x# g% V& A
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' Y& j& F2 @$ u/ g) J+ ^8 {& X  ?> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This; ~6 t& Z& j! Y! i$ P6 Y* ^& u
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is. d+ G+ J; L# t: P% r) V
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
$ _3 x$ b9 X- u9 p- g. [8 X- iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
* M" e# ]% w9 x7 z9 K/ Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇, ~3 b2 n8 v  s) t
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ ^, ?/ e) T8 v1 I9 x
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# w3 a1 e* Z0 ^
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> (9) Don't
$ j( {4 B0 d- s& {3 a公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another
  R# i$ ], D+ }- Y, v* r公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
. k- C5 S- S- a7 Z2 r& X公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
) n3 c0 m4 G' p8 V8 w( @, S公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
* T4 f$ q' V, i8 T/ \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
3 z5 O( T5 j' e+ E5 k公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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