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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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7 W7 `6 `  q# m. Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
% N" V( }0 z6 t! D/ P. w( a2 e' Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
$ ~/ Z" T& K! @" L: R& F5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.
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3 j  z: h* M: e7 i  }! Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five) m: F2 D3 H) r, @- \& h9 B
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
* {5 x* M7 x/ Z$ m公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇6 x" \5 `) I" K3 D  {3 \" P% @
> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  q/ C, H- b. ^$ F# m$ ^
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  f' z  [* n+ v: L$ u( P& [) f7 X> (3) Nothing: This3 u1 U* b9 y) \* C
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
5 l' A, A0 {: z# C, @> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
( ~# w1 T3 l7 E+ T7 J- v& P> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This
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> It!
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.771 e% N1 a- R% u2 X0 T
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ u$ I& K  O+ j( c7 A! t6 }* c
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇' y% G; f3 L0 X! C" k3 s
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
7 ?+ S$ n: B( p3 J* X> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
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0 S( W4 j, {! g  ?) M7 Q! M5 I> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ {; ~: p0 u5 j- X
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 L. O/ m6 R9 p
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your3 Z* a3 [$ u* I
> mistake.
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( Q0 ~. C7 \  Y/ L+ ^公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.773 c6 @; V* n6 S3 c7 h% w
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
$ N2 F7 |, e0 f' P2 ^9 _: \0 U! s5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
, [1 Y; s, h: G. J# etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
2 E6 z) P5 f6 d1 p; X9 V6 q> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
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> 'whatever').
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> worry about it, I got it: Another
& b+ C% y+ j. jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.77% E) ?- U. Y0 [2 k
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
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% q' j7 y* e2 x' U公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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