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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE& p+ @5 h0 z& |" G$ P$ h9 V2 h
> (1) Fine: This5.39.217.774 S& q0 y& t; Z2 t: q6 P
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 s7 D1 v, v  }* D3 \" P. L% B
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" C6 W5 o% X, W, U% e
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> (2) Five
1 {6 L( ?$ @5 w0 O> Minutes: If
4 O1 R1 \& S: q2 w. H/ d: s5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
; z) C$ t  Q6 o* U4 }1 }: D> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
" t8 }6 p! c$ e4 \- v# Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around" }" a4 V: N( D& p4 _8 {
> the house.
# Q; Z. M9 R  e5 d1 O$ Q> 公仔箱論壇- [* O' ^9 ~1 @8 T( x" P# w
> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.779 Y# ^1 O( o1 g8 h: d
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you6 B9 n' n5 s# ]1 Z3 E
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
. c/ q7 O6 ]) V> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' X$ P, C4 ]1 @. Q
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> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ S5 h  Z; P5 b6 q! O
> Ahead: This3 [. s, A2 r, b6 s! `
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇. d- W* W6 L: g1 N$ ~: I. B/ T4 z
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+ m+ g# d. G  a0 {7 j% u& B> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; G) r+ u( L4 G4 x7 ^. j% l
> Sigh: This
; S" p6 s0 N) \' ~' ^+ a$ j> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often9 {+ f, w6 v9 e' z
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are; y9 T- g# n. G* d
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  K+ H# O4 F# G! o; r: d
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 N$ i* t1 U6 u. ?3 \
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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( ~! D. M$ V9 ~2 F5.39.217.77> (6) That's- C% j  G' d/ {6 C, r
> Okay: This
( h: @9 M# u7 m# _公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
+ M( b! z! N3 L8 |) c> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 L) z! {& k& ^3 ~
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your; }- \8 s& `- |- S3 P8 {0 q- |
> mistake.
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7 W+ s2 Z' @9 e( J" `! _5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say( q4 Y, W. j1 a. i3 i. H/ H
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This% A6 e8 k! z/ E8 Q
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is8 M2 x/ U/ s* R- A
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 S6 R& |. H% K5 q! H5 p' e
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 D( ~/ _, F5 O  _/ K5 Q4 e& _
> 'whatever').
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: ?7 ~! h* h8 z4 L, o9 p' U/ Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77% u* f0 r1 u8 t5 {
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5 X, r$ x" }/ i% l

  d5 G! @! C5 a' d* l) H4 d> (9) Don't
. _6 X2 c! |# ^6 Q. w: U7 C) Q> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.77' X: ?1 X0 m( Y2 E' R
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
+ N) p. B' P# d) @( D> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 }2 A) a- M' K' _1 d0 Y2 c8 n
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; s# S/ Z* l- s  v" Q1 D4 w: C5 a- L
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 H, Q; {( H( F2 K  o! [- m! g
> response refer to # 3.
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