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: `; F- O- I' d5.39.217.77> WORDS WOMEN USE6 s2 ?0 W8 R; l/ H
> (1) Fine: This
6 G1 ~; Z  k/ j8 v1 L公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
# ?  I4 t' ]* j, \. i3 T' s! s) m6 A> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇3 p! P- x4 b1 N" M& N2 v9 e" ]
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% g/ l0 l; Z1 w% |> (2) Five
, ^8 u( o5 D/ @: v1 h/ P! q公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
, k2 D& s6 c' K2 j% \* h  y5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! ?+ v, h5 V" F8 V+ w% Z+ _
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇: K4 e8 U2 [; O  ]  m' r
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around8 Z: S) I! [, A
> the house.公仔箱論壇3 {9 ~- O4 p% D- ~( ~4 F8 n+ ~
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> (3) Nothing: This2 Y) ^* i* ~, w8 E; V2 w/ _
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
& |$ o' }. c( n$ BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing3 Y" i/ p7 z  j, K9 z
> usually end in fine.
2 L+ s( a2 }  w, T1 y8 z公仔箱論壇>
: a' F% ^! _5 m- s& S& s' g" ]公仔箱論壇> (4) Go
/ b& b& e: q; I# C+ g1 W% j6 C0 \5.39.217.77> Ahead: This
" k/ k' V8 k% w' Q6 A> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# `1 R8 \/ z/ n3 g  N$ @
> It!
" L( K% W' m5 w6 e) Y2 H7 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ c6 C. k8 \0 s( a9 b
> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ C6 }$ S" e1 R: C
> Sigh: This
) o5 B) ]  l2 X" y& g5.39.217.77> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇- x, G/ W" q# M5 g9 ?5 T1 F
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
3 P9 M" R) z! p; _, U$ O9 R  |0 v! V> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
+ @7 [% T* h# n* K* t> here and arguing with you about nothing.6 w5 l0 N3 T5 ?6 e9 K8 N0 [
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of& z1 k" g# X2 X
> nothing.)) X' H' ^7 U* T0 M& y8 ?
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% D- d8 `7 k5 n1 i4 @5.39.217.77> (6) That's5 I+ i7 ?1 h& l0 W- k
> Okay: This0 G- E: d. o& Q
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
, n. g: T# y, F公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
% J$ ^& g. I; n$ ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
; [. k( v2 |) N> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! j% x, {3 W, a
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> (7) Thanks: A7 w# t+ e' O( w
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
* A, H: j1 D9 y% [+ _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
. W3 y7 @3 Q  ~# Y> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: Z& ]9 j3 V0 H( Q2 I3 ]6 utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( h& T/ `. s% v+ H, |0 w
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
9 c! N: Z! R( ?. p. [1 [2 v  VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').5.39.217.77* k8 n: K$ p! B1 Z) t) L
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
( e2 u  \4 K+ z* ^# Z> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5.39.217.778 ?$ M- Q' b- D6 w* p3 \" X/ k

" n3 X5 I7 S4 E/ u: h. s& O> (9) Don't
# ^8 k5 U: \4 l> worry about it, I got it: Another
, J  D% E6 _0 [: M+ q/ yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
. q) a6 R( q6 b+ J: N# a> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
0 F: L/ V  K5 L8 V2 U' y2 c1 t> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! K1 I5 P7 l# ?; r' y! f5 @$ O
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 J# z. n9 w& b2 W) t8 Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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