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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
% L5 k* b1 u! \9 k5 O公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This
, ~% q8 s8 ?4 g! ?> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! U! c7 i! ^' _: g' ^; p
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.77  S3 E& B' J  z$ T
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- j6 M! c% s8 K# z: mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
+ S" l$ G$ X; Y# w5.39.217.77> Minutes: If
* o! T5 G3 Z9 u- a, N* }$ gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  o+ k7 v3 G. j4 c* h- p% S  N
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
& M: R4 [* e; ]> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
7 O) s$ O( |# {) @6 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 T& O( _) l$ r& u4 H
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. j) E* d0 X0 i* ?- g5.39.217.77> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.77: d' B7 ]5 A: |2 v
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
: j' L. i9 o4 Q( _: c7 W$ x* C公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇# o: t) E. x1 \6 h/ i
> usually end in fine.. a1 g8 ?, _+ h2 ?/ P' w8 U$ q
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> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. |- \, B% U! ~# n& s2 V' P
> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& ^, V# `/ v9 o$ N' [9 l6 A# C
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do; k" A/ ?8 A( Q8 o( W
> It!
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> (5) Loud
- r6 D/ h( Y# T" H7 L9 k* Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
1 n, u# B1 Y8 k. ?3 k4 ]) P; c3 U7 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
( U( O6 w4 n' k7 L2 w5.39.217.77> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
" ^  W+ }, }' o, oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
5 [" y* {7 s( d! rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ W# d: y* j/ P* i
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
6 B* b7 y) D6 j* H7 {. Q$ c> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
! F) ~9 Y- k$ K/ d, A! E5 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This公仔箱論壇3 n0 U" Q6 }! Z& q
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to# D( L! V1 f5 s
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ m, f+ k, I$ {5 o) X
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
. j) a! ]# H% @! J, f5 W公仔箱論壇> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! A6 ^$ f2 Q5 y5 R0 \8 h3 ^9 H
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> (7) Thanks: A
6 A9 W2 B! F' o! ~5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
) ^/ R  \- f- N> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.77# _, L, k7 g' ?7 G
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is, H9 @0 Y/ k- z) p- \* }) q4 N
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇4 Y; P# C3 W) g9 m' I
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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' m7 Y/ m1 a$ F! g! n' o# \5 \- D5 A4 }公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 y) F; s9 }0 f, T' r
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don'tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 \% e9 u# J' ^0 E
> worry about it, I got it: Another
- _0 c& ^8 ?/ T5 ^% x> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% u  v2 B1 H4 z6 l# H4 U/ ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. U5 F, @5 w5 e1 h- P
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& b- J* c) p* e3 t0 Q4 q
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 r  Z. g; [, x+ z( i  k& I
> response refer to # 3.
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