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> WORDS WOMEN USE
) f6 l* Q* l$ ?) k' ^4 ]3 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
1 j! w# g/ H7 l- p( Z> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
7 l$ y0 N8 \) C% F5 `4 LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 P' M, p1 `2 z( l7 Q, F, P5 A
> Minutes: If
7 _) I5 `! U. eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five  Y/ u  L: D* r
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) r9 u, r1 B8 ?: J- c' y
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  k& d7 u% \  z1 y+ d
> the house.
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* O* j2 D  G& L# ^> (3) Nothing: This
5 y# D* p6 t6 L+ N: vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
& ?" |) c- Q0 i! H" D7 S8 v$ u> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
; ~1 |- y0 W4 S公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇8 Z  H. ?& R- d- g
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> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 K$ q, ]% q6 H- T' h
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do' P8 _3 B4 y% I, p
> It!
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$ T) P: f2 R, qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
, ]7 b) a( `- a( S) \* ~> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇& e9 V% a% J5 v* p0 n
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing5.39.217.774 l( k( z! L; c
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
: H2 Q5 g2 y9 Q9 x* ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇" \: O6 H  _% r4 \" V. S& A) _
> nothing.)
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) A- v6 k* L5 s1 H  |5.39.217.77> (6) That's
4 f7 ?) p3 ]" R/ d2 g: v> Okay: This8 Z6 |# w5 I7 t% \" R) @8 W
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
5 R  I0 U* J2 w) U3 f> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and4 m4 A" l7 n9 N
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.774 O+ F6 G( @, `* x6 I; Z" J" p
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇8 ]; O/ F/ G4 [: a/ V6 e

2 Y" v  k5 n& V" X% k# _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A
, q7 T5 \% {5 N* f" y> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 f# ~0 b/ S  Z8 {5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
4 R; K6 Q8 o) N8 W% J: oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
& T2 i- s9 a! T8 ^4 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
$ F$ `5 y4 y! z& Z  D. d公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
" ~& ]* B9 F8 [5 Y/ P9 F- A公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
$ l5 A/ e( f/ c0 R* ?3 R9 ]! U公仔箱論壇> 0 J- y  j2 O- ]* t  M4 N, J
> (8) Whatever: Is a
8 D8 i* K4 A  |1 \8 b& X+ ?: ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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0 q6 A. c8 D* S> (9) Don't
* {8 H' l. L: b% f7 c, U; ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another
6 A# s1 C* h# ~8 n; ]- V% i公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% L3 s. g% [! C7 g, S5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
/ f2 a) Z7 G1 B2 I; b公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' s- U+ m" f) ~+ V
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
" R( M2 m* I0 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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