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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
/ Y- U" W. ?3 t. v0 S# a, }5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: This
  `* Y# e& ~; o3 ^/ c: S# U+ V5.39.217.77> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) ?1 N$ d; n/ _; H4 h3 v9 g
> and you need to shut up.1 e7 d* Y2 g, T
> 公仔箱論壇9 j8 [! P6 s  `. X8 m; |% h
> (2) Five
2 M4 |% G6 N$ N: w5 Q8 d  DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Minutes: If
2 T: Q8 {- O+ U( z: @' T) i+ A公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
! }# [8 F6 q6 x, V; x> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
9 |, w; z3 R! ?* `! m) M. wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
  C3 i6 I- @2 N5 C9 V  P$ J4 p公仔箱論壇> the house.
% J1 ]" F( x7 ~, n0 {5.39.217.77> 公仔箱論壇' q' x* P  a1 c0 z! l
> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' r+ G) j4 F+ }4 u; G# ^
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
* Z' D# _& i5 K$ S+ {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
. c$ k7 Y  a5 b) ~' `( T5.39.217.77> usually end in fine.2 N+ h6 X" p/ S- B6 f8 y) G
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, a+ x  ]/ R8 o+ B5 }& M$ x% E6 e公仔箱論壇> (4) Go
0 p- k4 P/ p  d7 P* Z# n% w  yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Ahead: This
4 Y9 r# D' ?( M2 f& g> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do5.39.217.77  E+ f! G. u: M7 I
> It!
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0 d: Y4 Q8 n0 f6 \. y7 H> (5) Loud
7 b. y: l* t' ^' I9 }> Sigh: This5.39.217.77: I+ S! x* t; D0 W# n3 V
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 n6 e/ S! }5 K2 W7 f
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.773 A" B- x' b9 b2 c. I& T  t' H
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
: x! f: ~# a, v& X" c8 {公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.4 {6 ~1 E6 n+ V; p* L& _, j1 X
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of  {) X: s9 m1 O2 R
> nothing.)) z  S% d, \9 b  m: J
>
" ~7 F0 |& z2 n! rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (6) That's公仔箱論壇! V9 r! D+ I! M2 ]4 Z# z
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, ?! C2 V+ H# p) E6 @6 x( Q& m3 i
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
8 ~& b$ @8 c, T& U3 U; D* f; _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
' {( ?* i6 B: D7 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
$ a) u/ N0 V6 d+ g/ R7 {( ~% mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake.
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: b& A. k* o6 R7 j# C> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- a& |% D2 q9 ^8 Q: j
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
7 O1 n9 L( M/ }% a公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
( p. J+ p6 e( N" A) @! X7 u; P> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
# u6 i: ^5 S; _0 _2 z2 q> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
% a/ W( \# w, R/ C; F! ]1 e. ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a) {+ E2 H3 J& G/ q; Z
> 'whatever').
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7 V+ B3 e) B% l4 K/ d公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# o' b0 S+ V, M# ]! r4 b" v& d' b. y
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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& j  n4 O7 @  W1 u) H' a> (9) Don'tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 p7 z1 B' p$ b) p& p
> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.773 C; P5 |# N; A2 G. r' X7 T
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
, A/ F$ r$ n/ |( t% d$ WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" g- l1 [9 @9 ^
> herself. This will later result in a man
' o3 e* P: L, A$ K( b( b> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
$ U6 Q9 l* `7 w. F公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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