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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& V! O/ Q' A5 d4 |+ f9 Y: `
> (1) Fine: This
( K2 }# Z% p# Q> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5 b' o- b- j! ?0 ?4 d/ T
> and you need to shut up.
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! n0 K0 |, J( ^$ I" x( z* h. ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five2 l( }  V: x& n! g, k7 m1 j0 I  R/ ~
> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ L% i8 b% ^5 B: b: H- q
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
  J* d& J2 L& u, }> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
% m  {/ {1 Q8 |- W> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
7 C7 r% Q4 q  Z1 A0 M+ M9 H> the house.: ?* t# i2 ]( g/ ~5 o
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' U3 n( |# \+ K# @) ~% L  q; \% s1 X/ Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This
8 f4 u( t& E, x1 r5 C> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
. b6 z8 O2 f% d  \1 I公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5 I. X  F, [5 y
> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 D; L* Z2 j: \$ ^0 A' h7 n
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> (4) Go
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8 H& @4 ]1 _) ?  N5 Q  i& R5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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3 o9 Z6 O' V6 v5 V) gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& m# e$ \3 y0 C/ F7 m6 }
> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ u/ S! l! A3 ^/ I+ a7 ~$ z4 |4 ^
> Sigh: This
9 p* K7 @* H) N1 b公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
, N, U) Q4 \  D1 T- v$ Q> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 i( {1 W2 V4 q7 k- e; b- T6 q7 H5 B
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
4 e' Y, J+ T% N公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! W/ s' u* N8 c" T5 h0 J
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
: d. f! @% \$ e( k3 e/ j> nothing.)5.39.217.77( A, J$ k* g1 A3 ]
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> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ d" I3 H: N. b# h
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# e% O" v! Y, [) h; U. P! f
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to; N- ^% y. m7 A$ y6 Q
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
3 K; e4 I2 @1 }) G. w, i> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.77+ s" a( j0 d6 g
> mistake. , r5 u  d9 h' l3 Z9 K% r3 }

; {# n+ M' X) B. Z7 K: a公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A
* O+ y+ V- o' |$ p5 x> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
& e3 R. S. r. ?$ ?$ C  _: @> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This8 V  m. A! `, Q0 C
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
6 z, \! w9 W& ~+ n. P+ ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT- g( U" Q% R/ {9 O0 g. E
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( K" r9 E) m8 }4 A' A
> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇% p$ e/ _( B" z- C# @
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! }+ u: D4 x0 j7 U0 {" {0 J# t5.39.217.77> (8) Whatever: Is a
: y2 B3 h' G! [8 g( q% Q! }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇+ g' ?# E: `8 \

1 K; z% D. j3 v) W2 `$ _0 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
1 G' ~* ^: E! ?9 I3 P) x( t> worry about it, I got it: Another
, t( A* C3 ?. ~- b- d/ I+ ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5 L/ l. Q1 C2 W$ t9 |
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
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> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's& n7 L$ I3 j8 Y5 m9 _# j
> response refer to # 3.
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