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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 i6 A. X( }7 T2 m) l1 [" g. a
> (1) Fine: This
: G: M- N* C8 D) E2 k1 A: z公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
& L/ m1 g: P; \, ?; L; Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: \5 {. f: @0 ]6 s1 J0 k
>
5 a, q7 `' C" b- K- k7 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
& S; t( x* b4 J4 a9 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.779 ^+ O' |; s3 G- I, B1 T3 M, _
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇4 |* }/ N8 x8 b  X) ]6 v* r! K* t7 N  a
> the house.公仔箱論壇; v; w9 d6 ]: }2 c1 t
> 公仔箱論壇# }( H! f& k) Z3 Z6 V
> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇8 G% N$ \5 T6 n. u# f
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 K( y' b2 J  m+ g% ^' x$ V7 |+ e
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
1 Q: L4 `& ?% B' Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This7 W9 t4 \% }. Y! M% P. _5 Z0 Y! n
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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6 r% J  _/ v: F4 s* @0 z公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud( v% E' P. z$ ~( m
> Sigh: This/ l+ K9 u# }& Y
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often& f7 S: j3 z6 \  y" y# w" m; S
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
' J3 w1 D6 Z7 P4 w' t公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇4 M+ V: T, k, V  }
> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 L. D1 o0 z- ]% i; z
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
1 Y0 L' u' \6 G$ Z1 I( ^> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* Y) L9 q/ f, _5 @& N
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* ?  E& P  E+ d8 U" Z+ ?: O" T8 O: ?
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# O/ v- {& h# }
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
9 |7 m6 B0 O2 [% C3 x3 V9 oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake.
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8 X) A/ L. X6 z1 J0 X) T5 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A
" X- [7 s0 ~6 d6 @# \, |$ Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇: e! G& |1 V3 T  b
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 D  e& S/ P! N, b# W2 h- |. D, s2 K3 [
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
3 H0 s! W# V/ S0 `" R公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇: h9 q: B$ J3 {1 o! y7 d
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇5 P5 j9 n# X. f" S: M
> 'whatever').1 H( f7 d6 H+ q/ i
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- A1 q1 }1 P7 f> (8) Whatever: Is a
$ n" u$ v5 i4 f9 y2 U& O# ]> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.77) s! v3 Z) \, e
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
4 @" @4 C- V6 k% Y0 o- Y9 B# @$ Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
+ A* Q: k$ r" I" C* b9 L2 h> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( V: b" L; P, D9 F/ g5 D. y; Z3 a
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇5 z2 z+ Y# S! D
> response refer to # 3.
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