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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
: ^$ r: [3 x. P1 W> (1) Fine: This
6 U6 i* D$ q5 x# w! j公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.77+ U8 S0 l1 ~& c( n! o- O
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* C9 Y! ?: T* p$ K! m8 r
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> (2) Five
# |" E% Q$ t. f# S# p6 u* w> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇1 _9 [9 w8 P/ ?! h2 J' [; \2 K: |
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
3 S# p* q) F% |) \# p" X+ Q> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
% S$ m& O8 @- r: Q5.39.217.77> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.77" E8 I& |2 J1 k9 W8 b$ N' \' F
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# h9 i5 U8 V! Y" s+ o3 v; \5.39.217.77> (3) Nothing: This
* @- e% j) b3 }  U8 ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
  u5 A( J' m* U3 v. G" `" l> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 ~5 \9 e; p' C! R4 Y0 T
> usually end in fine.5.39.217.77# k- L; U1 J% Q# y8 w
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# z9 Y0 A- J2 n7 B5 z1 _4 ]" o  @公仔箱論壇> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  @& R" n, t; v+ b9 S
> Ahead: This
0 [& |. V+ C/ `' S1 N- H5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
1 }7 w$ p7 X$ q' `4 X8 S% X> Sigh: This公仔箱論壇' s# e, W) T  G, R, c+ \  m
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 {6 ~$ [- j6 G9 |> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
& x, F# ]- I) I4 H0 r5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
- D9 B* M+ }, l/ m/ M> here and arguing with you about nothing.$ V8 N: _2 Z2 m/ D& \
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
- _# R/ Q7 B2 b9 b4 N) j> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ ]; e2 k  ^$ X1 f" m- t
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> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇  g+ l4 S( v' j2 C$ }
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' A: }2 D: `/ C2 C$ c' k
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your; g1 @: d! U1 b) m; b% \
> mistake.
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4 p4 G4 c& _; n* B+ D7 C3 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A7 {0 o( R6 i- [8 D% L2 p
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇: x, Q+ v6 ~( _  o' V
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
+ x, r( S5 \. A. a+ i/ {. A> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: E$ q: F+ Z2 h. f- X5 N* Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
$ W+ p9 a( O0 x/ n# G> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' a) b' Y9 j7 H- y  k/ P% _# v
> 'whatever').
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" C6 ^: b7 f1 w: r' a" a
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> (9) Don't5.39.217.779 T* m( e9 ?9 Q3 h/ G6 Y6 J
> worry about it, I got it: Another7 W9 F/ ]' N/ u( W8 [' L" V6 o
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman( P. n' W% [  q! d
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it" _5 ~! A! E$ F  A/ U7 a) B
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 B+ ]! F9 b) ]  w$ x
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
" w( n& v$ o# ~7 I> response refer to # 3.
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