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5 l8 s% \7 K. D! S& U  m5.39.217.77> WORDS WOMEN USE
7 ~. ?; l- C3 `# a% g> (1) Fine: This
7 j0 W) c6 z+ H2 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! d3 c* Y% Q( Z1 X; T
> and you need to shut up.
' B; Y8 s. _: etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb>
. Q0 g& p+ e) Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five6 W+ x+ }1 @: D. u$ n
> Minutes: If
; k( Y1 |) t! ~9 @) ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* b9 {7 G/ S5 B2 q
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.770 r% f7 G# M# t% ?) ^7 B
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
4 |+ |* F' f, rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> the house.
" y0 e: h8 c* V8 yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。>
. N- L8 a$ b8 O9 L' Y- ~0 D> (3) Nothing: This2 I  M* U* w8 I7 Y* F1 \8 y
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you9 M: T1 D& H4 s& m  U+ M
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
/ ~' @% v, R8 S" M+ @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go
, [1 T% n. g0 \! N" X0 W6 B> Ahead: This
. }2 d; Y# j( m6 ]; d) `> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 W9 q) D# a4 I! Y! W1 V5 R
> It!
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> (5) Loud
& X8 O3 L) I! {" U2 q: T" d> Sigh: This
- Q2 U3 ^1 j4 P: a7 f6 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% o9 q7 \* `5 O
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, T1 T' i+ l8 @6 B$ \7 m, s
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 G+ k( H9 Y/ y# ?
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.777 O0 V2 `% O3 h- X
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
' m- X4 J* ]5 I  B6 i. {' y% ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> nothing.)5.39.217.770 }; c; u' F4 T$ ]5 V: a0 x. J* P
> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) p2 i2 w' ?0 E- V( U# y6 u
> (6) That's
  n; Y1 R, {3 ?1 p# f' P4 VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 r& A: n4 N' q
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
- e8 e6 z- [5 [5 l; S* r6 Y: f> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
4 v$ S" m. A% e8 e" G( RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.77  {2 O, y7 e: d- V
> mistake. - a" {1 T: R& G) t& H
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> (7) Thanks: A
2 k+ m* X1 j5 C5 ]7 |- u7 @> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
/ f* b) I7 l0 ^: T0 m7 [% \8 b5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.77  V! H9 _7 Q; i+ E0 P' P
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 T3 g6 ?- @4 o5 K" v0 D$ m3 T! J
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
2 n+ b* F  V4 G! I7 ^% j2 v> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
, s3 B9 T' M2 y: g> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇) J( S2 x# c0 W
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> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 c, `( M; u8 X. M" G$ O4 |! K% O1 o
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! ' `' g+ D3 I. a' \3 u8 j

+ ~& O. k! K7 q( j, u> (9) Don't9 }/ u4 I. C; R
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( K" l6 H* P6 `3 X! p, O  E5 X
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman. x: w; z+ g0 C
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
0 r% N7 ]+ a% S  |: @5 i$ ~; jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man
7 D; ~! a! |- x6 ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
0 `3 M# z) X) e# d, U> response refer to # 3.
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