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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
# ?$ _- N/ l6 T5 A& I> (1) Fine: This5.39.217.778 d; a$ M0 r( f/ f+ b
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
# x; z' b# y7 K8 T  vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.2 v$ l9 V- b/ O- [
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> Minutes: If
+ o  o. P+ y  \4 G- O, w8 T; o# I5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
" B" R. U. L( E5 j9 B, u公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. U$ G' I3 X& e* x) K- K' l" M$ j# W
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around/ O% c$ v' E( _# J5 G# W. [& I3 v
> the house.. W! e9 U/ l3 b# u- x& r$ C8 c6 w
>
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> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
3 I! D" i' y+ s- d5.39.217.77> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) o% }7 t: w7 @; W' M' t/ K
> usually end in fine.
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> Sigh: This# p$ B( v, `: ]4 R: |
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
; f# J5 F6 z0 S7 u> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* m+ c! o$ w- p4 j/ {' S9 f+ U
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing" c1 F: j( r; u' L+ m
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> nothing.)
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. t$ w: Q* d" r" l> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# I/ @) K5 H% p) a/ v  j( O- @3 T
> Okay: This
8 q% h3 G  J  k/ o' W% stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇1 \9 T! J% ?. Q% ~: z
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 P5 w. O% c, Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.77* P" A$ ^0 e  _( F$ s1 W8 H4 ]
> mistake. . F+ q6 {& K+ N1 w
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' F; f# Q) A. Q1 X
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇4 f! o% r! f# v4 {9 d
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.772 H, ?; p7 Y- g# [. I! Q  w8 c
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
4 q- ?; D, s! D公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
+ V8 ~8 Y" j  A: B3 s公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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5 ~0 p  T& y" F1 c5.39.217.77> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 ?' A% g* v. B! q: F
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5.39.217.775 Z* v: x+ n' U1 t0 @

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> worry about it, I got it: Another7 s! G1 Y; y( u' Y* D2 W+ {9 o& y
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
4 Z4 W1 y- w' UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it4 v% o% a9 p) J2 K
> herself. This will later result in a man
9 Y" v0 B$ g& x> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
  t7 k$ n" A: {3 k5.39.217.77> response refer to # 3.
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