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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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! G1 G( {" Z  |. otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
) z, q& a" E* [! r- E7 y2 [% @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 [. u* Z/ X1 S6 k) f
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
. j4 ]0 w0 l6 `. H+ e5 _7 ?5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! p, J3 Y5 n# T8 x8 H
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, C4 E' m0 r% P+ P/ r> (2) Five
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2 x5 B8 ~" L7 j& u! Z5.39.217.77> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.779 @7 U% h# h2 L  g
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given3 h" L" ]! a& c3 P$ A5 Y
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) K+ w9 N4 b5 l2 |% Y0 [  i
> the house.
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/ Y- ~, L: y3 n2 H3 R> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 _8 e$ t0 q9 ~$ b4 _% W0 L
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
; q- K% b0 m; S/ J! L+ `> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ v" p; c! H  I! r
> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( x% z, G) j# n2 R; K
> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% O% q0 O2 U1 f% v5 r
> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 Y  e; p, ?7 t# k- t7 M
> Ahead: This4 Y' _3 [& k5 L  j3 ^8 a
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
; C! ^8 O# H2 N- i) v" ]% k7 k+ k7 v公仔箱論壇> It!
# x! v+ Y1 m  _2 q  J公仔箱論壇
! x& z, t' ~, D6 JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
6 ^5 m% ^7 _9 V) d公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
5 h1 E0 G) C0 S: V4 h9 m! ~, C- a> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
8 h) H* Q3 b  ~5 I; |+ V> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
. w% _# X- w# Y) ^+ FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
! t7 q, e0 q+ n7 e# I( ^+ `5.39.217.77> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.77/ Y! a6 m) b5 _" M
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of9 v! a0 e! r8 I+ q! o1 ]
> nothing.)
9 v! [/ q4 v$ T7 a- I" g> 5.39.217.776 }) U. D4 R' m% Q0 K) c3 U4 c: B7 j
> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( t! u, f& x' i6 ~
> Okay: This
/ m8 y( k: J- C8 q* F> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇, E) ?! w' |8 {' ^. T% V
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: d: t/ B7 d% a7 J
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( L( R9 S( ]# B5 t7 l
> mistake.
$ F0 ]( x% b7 Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇3 g1 w+ M4 ?, P5 T3 I: F1 T
> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇& Z6 h9 Z( v; {2 m4 i' o; q- Q2 h7 G
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) `  W6 c* z; _
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇" n; a* n! m7 O
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% B. o" Q# O4 J. U8 i* a2 }& J
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT7 x7 r  A8 g) z4 Q7 M
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇( R! g$ |2 O& y) Z5 u
> 'whatever').
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) T$ z" L& p- X$ U4 [> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, F, j' m; K( J, s) l* ~  V5 V
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇5 q/ D" v5 R8 J

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> worry about it, I got it: Another
& p* w% K( }5 f9 |. V! L" ?8 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
) O* F# t( }/ L1 V( h/ }# `公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
. _9 o' f* J( ]) J( j) z) M公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
$ X8 J" M. N8 Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% b" s, \0 L$ o
> response refer to # 3.
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