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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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: }8 S) T1 b0 h- w2 ?: R! F6 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
6 A. I( O/ H9 Y0 Y! w$ d! G! [3 V> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% q) K, ^- |. `2 ^  K4 o
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 l3 R/ F2 a% ^* A
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% T" J* W) q8 L5 D8 ^) t' u0 Z
>
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 f1 m! s+ T% \9 o- ]0 O" y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.777 H/ l* V4 U+ n$ w9 v* w5 b
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 W) ^0 J( M' ?6 A5 o1 e# ?7 ^1 g
> the house.
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* Q/ |! ^; v" [2 D1 o" h0 a3 {> (3) Nothing: This
5 f/ S. d2 @, a& N* ?6 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you+ e8 Z% j( w1 a# W6 S" E
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
5 K2 G0 c- O& S. l. M5.39.217.77> usually end in fine.
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2 U5 v9 x. t- ^" M; b( o> (4) Go' _) H1 {8 k  _* P. y4 m
> Ahead: This
; [3 b2 F  Y7 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do8 o& d5 ~: [" P. z0 v* U
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇" I* \4 M6 }' @# d% D  T
> Sigh: This
- e3 H: e7 ^  H7 w$ jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇2 a' k  N6 u1 Q3 A7 I# J! W6 p
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are( a7 j) s8 l% @$ R8 t' W
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
# G( o1 K0 [# x$ b公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.4 \9 O$ S, P$ Y! G& F2 J
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of, R9 V# M9 M# P: q) w- g
> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: \: m4 A% W1 H: \- g
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> (6) That's7 p5 D7 e5 k# M0 F3 m2 F  h
> Okay: This8 i: p9 k, P) Q6 Q# _2 L
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
' [7 o1 |9 ^( ^  E' N/ f0 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& R, P: e. |9 L
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ o& x) Q! ^# n" c4 A7 v: u
> mistake.
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. y. E" h1 W% G+ G1 ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' [3 G7 B, c& Y3 I' l' h
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
, E3 A8 ]& W& m, F$ v0 T> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.77" l( H: o! F% E
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
4 V9 [+ r" Q8 O' k8 u( C> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
; x$ o4 l6 \% P9 U% q3 A: R( Z: ^5.39.217.77> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a1 v  i0 c+ B$ t4 N, d0 J& {
> 'whatever').5.39.217.773 a; J# q, Q! o7 m
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
" k- O/ T' O- u1 ^: w. s> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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  C) v' P. }3 a9 n> (9) Don't
+ j6 v9 k  N9 h9 {+ N> worry about it, I got it: Another
1 O9 F  x) ^1 u  D6 _( }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.77/ }, C0 l" z9 i$ E8 H
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
8 W, d$ P/ Q& \( ]+ `7 `. i& p> herself. This will later result in a man
1 f* |& ?6 |! X  n5 R( y# e5.39.217.77> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's$ J5 n) D0 \2 I$ R% C" G  U
> response refer to # 3.
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