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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE
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( `& f% u" j8 f! n> (1) Fine: This
1 n6 x7 D& f. ^- e8 i/ Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
, a# e8 {, X4 @9 y% ?" F> and you need to shut up.  c; s( C) n' u3 b, P
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/ U! b" ]- {+ H$ M/ m+ z- i9 y公仔箱論壇> (2) Five5.39.217.77, n* x1 _9 j( C$ c3 S; f- t
> Minutes: If5.39.217.776 ]: F. Y% N1 l( T5 y' Z! ?
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five4 K8 ?4 y. h6 L6 v# e" _
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
+ |. D/ L' U6 ?& j: E4 B公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
$ i) m, n* k8 B! K3 h! u公仔箱論壇> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! q& i" u: N$ _: w/ W% l8 n
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> (3) Nothing: This  [! G: s7 o: L% I6 D
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
# V. B/ T: s- t7 W8 m  O> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
1 Q; ]0 _. K  S, e+ B2 ^7 f公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.5.39.217.77  l. E) F! M$ ^) X
> 公仔箱論壇7 g* P- Q' p7 O; o9 F# v  e
> (4) Go
# U: y* t' y- E: ^, Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This5.39.217.77& ^+ l$ E: l9 r; B4 o5 o
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇( K6 L/ C% q% m+ e8 {5 d- x
> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
1 s  J6 ?* `1 z* u! j# _公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing& G2 L" f! A2 s2 G; g) k( A8 e/ w- R
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇" \5 h( I% n/ U" M, A, F* ^+ J
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
/ C+ n, u) d9 X1 h$ t: ~> nothing.)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) m3 }6 e- x: m  G
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/ x  b# @: x% m# Y( i> (6) That's
% N/ Q1 q' b( X" I; l) K' e> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- M4 D& m( l- K7 S
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.77& b! u! l1 H- h8 X% ~- E
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# q: O$ G. h( A+ f% O4 L1 m
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
6 r( b% m3 f/ l8 v; v> mistake. 5.39.217.77# r* Q2 c- w9 E
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> (7) Thanks: A
8 Q0 Y$ [5 [* G! n$ y' C9 j9 l  x, q. {: @% nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
2 o$ j* Q; {( K' _5 T) |& vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
! y3 {* s( v$ i6 T' u5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.77$ _& \" [* s5 h
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
- O* q7 r, ?& O% C4 N6 g( l' M8 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a0 ^8 c2 W9 E& r* o* i, K
> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇# b& V$ M. N9 u# L2 U( v, f
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6 {" ]! Y' y- \) U, K> (8) Whatever: Is a' c( r( K  e, g# r/ F) m( Z
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 k4 R+ i3 h& t& U& r6 Z

! }" A8 d2 _" L) y3 r8 q, u# K% Q; R> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇9 C! B5 _4 Q3 x& f5 L8 N- }
> worry about it, I got it: Another
% s$ H' N3 X) V. {/ Y: n) D5.39.217.77> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.77# _" N9 L6 j4 J; K/ r
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it2 u( q2 i( J4 p
> herself. This will later result in a man
8 F7 q8 }! X0 h" ~/ o> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.77. a, \; r! W+ v$ L7 [4 u
> response refer to # 3.
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