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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE3 N+ Y* v, b$ _9 S! i
> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( x% u6 v2 o. O( m# ^! h
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇2 S& _# f) B& G
> and you need to shut up.
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# o8 t/ q6 N7 N/ G' b5.39.217.77> (2) Five) r$ M6 J" y& Q, @1 P
> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇* b+ v  F) ^4 R9 x, y% x8 N
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
" R) s  U2 r9 V2 O! a. c公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
! Z$ E  C( q$ D9 a9 j> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
2 Q% k7 O( \% V3 M4 d0 X5.39.217.77> the house.
) |0 f9 n9 ?. p; I' N- O5 u; g公仔箱論壇> 公仔箱論壇. q* t: L1 i; U; \1 ?" k: Z3 \# v
> (3) Nothing: This8 a  w% Z: u7 ~# Q
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
% |7 h& n# @$ O" k( fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
* G  V7 t; N3 C5 [# u0 h* i5.39.217.77> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 k0 A6 a7 f+ B8 i3 X
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& ?* O! P( {: d. u7 r7 H> (4) Go
9 z( k. j) v! S$ D, b; x> Ahead: This
! `) l3 D4 |2 p2 o3 f5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do( S  f; `) M5 O) W/ m
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, n0 [- e" I7 K0 f$ {- z8 Q5.39.217.77> (5) Loud
* Q4 Z* d) S# \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- y* H3 R' _* N
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.77# o& S- |5 U+ ^' m. b9 `$ S& \
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: j* r$ W5 s, J3 n( V# v1 b7 z( Q
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing+ X  T* h. [$ z- G/ @3 m
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
( f* c$ e* M0 ]9 q> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇! }# h0 N5 s5 Y9 T# b" ^2 j
> nothing.)5.39.217.77) G! Z" w# ?: }; s' ~( p# h1 J2 A6 q
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> (6) That's- j' N# ~7 F9 m, U. E8 i9 M0 h/ r
> Okay: This公仔箱論壇- l2 v& N( _. i& u/ M$ o
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.777 {: {) z/ r/ J; Q3 `2 Q
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and$ v* t% k0 q- W! M: J, Z
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your# o# m2 p( p# z. z" X# I
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 q$ t$ I2 {1 b0 j+ Q

6 p- H$ x% ]1 j' S2 @. w) J: t> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.778 h3 Q( g1 l3 ^3 R& {' G! g) x
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
5 L# {( f* L" h: v7 h& R3 u$ `公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
6 F4 s. V) y% b/ N& L) _0 X> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is& w, o, k2 ]* Q4 a- {) A/ n% t
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇  s5 D4 D2 n. s$ M
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a! l1 T5 y0 }8 G
> 'whatever').$ B- k1 V: X5 Z6 _! P4 m
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* J$ b7 v8 n: v) P. S3 [4 `  l( \公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a
7 F# D' H& @. [% {5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
! |: \) c3 c7 J, q! Q. n, r公仔箱論壇
3 a; U6 v% o( b( J" D+ C5.39.217.77> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; G+ Y) o8 ?' i$ Q" P# U/ a
> worry about it, I got it: Another
; C7 [$ ]% b, |! a1 zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.77: i4 B2 k8 x3 {% T7 @7 U
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇+ I- O' D7 v3 S
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 X4 `, v& B# a$ r) i( I2 a
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) [0 f" ]/ i! d) }$ Q% R5 H
> response refer to # 3.
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