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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE公仔箱論壇3 w% ?' P( X6 p0 M4 B$ U( S+ z. }
> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇* P- J* C! |' n! B
> (1) Fine: This
- d$ I7 e2 ~( S$ x3 l4 @1 f) ?- x> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right3 C; E( H: [1 S$ i$ n
> and you need to shut up.4 C) M' E& `2 ?3 d
>
6 v& d- j, b% x+ h2 @/ \; Z8 X> (2) Five
# j2 w4 U2 {+ Z1 `( O2 G  V4 G> Minutes: If
* @4 u; m. ?) e. D) x3 }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
- l* _4 b) l+ o' W0 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given4 B# U, F6 e( Y9 `( D/ W/ n# N
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ b# W" F% f' H" Q
> the house.
5 f# _# ?8 A3 R6 a  \: H. d$ j& L公仔箱論壇> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. @  b- Z6 n2 E
> (3) Nothing: This
7 M3 N: @% G8 r) X/ h5 b+ W: \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
9 p& a2 j6 T# q( z. XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! Z. E' r9 ?5 w4 Y4 Y8 n$ l
> usually end in fine.
" {( A6 G; Q0 h) s( _>
6 D; N  I# w3 o& @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (4) Go
" X3 x& O6 v% ?+ i) |- |> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 h* f) y2 L2 r4 c/ j& _7 K. a7 h
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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8 q7 s& x1 W5 y3 M% u- u/ L# l
; w" G0 ~& e7 WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
7 ?) {0 ]5 B- y: R8 \7 g9 h> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ u5 R3 F; {+ s& i' _
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often* `% A# G/ C1 J; H) N* C
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
7 L+ n) R1 q9 O+ q- P, f> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
5 U7 |) c# r5 ?0 [, }> here and arguing with you about nothing.
8 ]. R  |- h/ E2 K2 \  G> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
. Q% ~$ v, o1 N7 W( w" j5.39.217.77> nothing.)5.39.217.775 [) e( S4 v8 t" G; D% [; \1 Z
>
5 v' E+ N. U0 n8 I3 R公仔箱論壇> (6) That's
* p: y" n; y+ \% F: Z% h公仔箱論壇> Okay: This
5 [) ]6 r, r4 u; ]- W> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ L4 ^, O. _/ R9 W' l9 g8 u9 h
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
# }& K" S% @* x& w1 w$ v2 D5.39.217.77> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
& b9 w. {0 K& |( j9 Z- j# C> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  o- y' ~9 O" I; C: F. {
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
+ D7 p3 [' U6 X" _) T0 G$ x> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
4 ~: u  `/ f0 Q$ [5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
/ J0 G7 ^9 C" y8 H; U) H$ n> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
1 c% S4 T8 u3 P# o5.39.217.77> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a7 s2 A( P5 \5 Y2 Q/ ]0 f
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a2 |* S3 z5 c2 G2 z% W- B
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! # z8 r) F, ^- c. n

; ~( {( u% E- o  h  q$ x/ c, n> (9) Don't
9 `" q% L. v  u公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another
' Z3 h' Z3 v" F3 ?9 Y3 A5.39.217.77> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
$ N4 x; T) v9 N5 C' F. TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
  G( s) p" E! d7 _8 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man
9 ~0 L) z/ A2 V7 A3 A8 r+ e  _> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
2 r! q- P3 g  E- H: Q( o4 A  j% ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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