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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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# w3 @) J8 y: t! P  w6 J  ]7 f+ g* etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE2 m4 m8 O2 e9 f- `6 K) p/ `
> (1) Fine: This
; y& E; ?/ @& N: gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right9 u# y0 Z; l! u7 A
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 U0 M# ]& G4 Q! a4 m4 Z
> Minutes: If4 j) k  g  H$ x# m, O( k
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
0 \) j# z6 G, k  m8 ]' n" ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
; d  _; E0 S) U6 `1 u5.39.217.77> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
% R2 ?/ `/ S2 t# l% U公仔箱論壇> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
( g6 `8 S. L/ G+ M4 c" \3 l/ R5 p! Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
6 o4 ?/ C7 o6 X8 ]; w- H公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> Ahead: This3 L6 C2 B/ L7 }% o& n
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do4 @& E1 J( ^7 u% t8 p
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> (5) Loud
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6 k6 [" W  D! n$ _5 m> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇) f: t" w* K$ ?0 M- ]/ [" E
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
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> here and arguing with you about nothing.
4 F7 z" q9 l) ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
5 l7 g( ~3 \& e9 p> nothing.)公仔箱論壇4 d! @# M1 O* M' m, V* R# |* G. U/ G/ i
>
8 F6 m  k# ^3 \& Q> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ L- @6 V( I! a, M: w
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.77* B" _. G2 `9 \1 E
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: A6 ?7 p' e  g* ]
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say( m  E+ N3 F6 Y9 ^; V
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
6 Q2 K$ d  L  `- W> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
; \& D5 R& y7 p& ]  ~* {& `( v> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
, o' F6 L5 g# h> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
" Y& \" A9 f9 c. r: W3 Q0 \( n公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another
: S3 X" j3 Z6 J: s3 q( H> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
6 P6 P/ N6 a7 P0 TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇7 l' C3 x. H6 v+ U# Q% |
> herself. This will later result in a man
3 G* x& n2 e# y. j7 Z: ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's! ?$ |- O: _: N1 E8 x0 y
> response refer to # 3.
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