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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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* F1 K) h$ o$ L8 P6 r" y! H& ~3 R0 `5.39.217.77> WORDS WOMEN USE
- S% R  I1 j4 c: u& S! U$ u$ \5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: This
. P9 }  |: c2 g) Q( Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
9 }# e& @( G' L5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.
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5 F" N: I/ L+ S- N8 u5 `3 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
: Y% z4 V% G9 K/ R0 I( \公仔箱論壇> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  t$ k5 F3 n  K- j+ v% H
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five# {6 T% o: ?* U# c: {1 \
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
2 g* H  m& c, \0 ]/ R* atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇9 a4 `: P% X- f
> the house.5.39.217.77! p' O' {- ~7 ]8 r9 i: [
>
& ?, g% l) V6 k1 F> (3) Nothing: This
- ?% P% u$ u+ j5 o' ^/ Z: y& T> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ P4 a* K" g2 H7 A9 K
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
5 O# p$ @+ @- e* K* w1 Y2 _$ ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  s4 H. I8 Z/ ^/ P- {, E
> 公仔箱論壇% y/ B) M% g, h+ b$ i- H
> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" L, ]! D3 g! _( `5 ~, o5 U5 P' l  R
> Ahead: This
! b. c' ~7 p1 }1 d) ^8 K# R> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇- {* h& }7 P& K$ M3 b
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( J2 e  O- M2 ~1 C  {" @0 @4 X& a公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud
4 {% f# @% T  L, o6 s4 Q. utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  d. c! U& {' t* b/ o3 T; ]& z6 C
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
5 f; t8 w  [/ Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; L0 K. ?5 k# [1 _, c4 @; p$ D
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
4 \. \2 D$ v4 S2 {: [1 v5.39.217.77> here and arguing with you about nothing.
: K3 W* Y! G) Y1 R& \7 R6 s# k5.39.217.77> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of: {# j0 |7 \5 u" B7 V( Q$ m" k# w
> nothing.)公仔箱論壇& ]& ?3 z. q' i! a/ Y0 b# m; P
>
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> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 h. r7 v2 T/ g" G0 z
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to* {+ W/ O; q- b* `) C8 M7 A0 W4 n, T
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 U6 {2 e7 ]$ E  W
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your" Z" h! a6 d4 P8 w/ Z
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇9 a4 V9 g& G$ |7 D# y' C, R' t
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> (7) Thanks: A+ B7 Q( y- J  y/ D# |9 l
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77+ J% v) J) ]! o) y" a; Q
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
' z5 N' s6 o' a1 q( L> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: L: y; y- b2 H4 g1 G% zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇! z  P) F4 R, b0 W& i
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
3 y/ }" z4 \6 A' I5 b' e> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇8 K4 w: ]" |* p% r) S+ s4 B8 S
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> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77! O% p0 q# }; M' n% [+ k
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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* n0 a, M% e# s, @' L> (9) Don't' w( m0 k! |- p2 s7 w
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, }% v! [. `9 D" y3 u9 J" \
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 O( g0 ?4 F+ m/ O
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
( H7 e/ C+ B, u) U$ ^. j. nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man
3 b# @5 W7 ?# I0 Q/ n0 y& L% `2 W/ a> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's& C' `" _- Z/ |
> response refer to # 3.
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