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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
2 z9 r# I$ Y& V2 i$ ?> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇* W: G1 {/ A/ A) J- e
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
* `, U* X& r4 i9 A. K5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.
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) s: n! h8 i7 Y+ ~$ X3 C7 R> (2) Five
8 B9 m% H7 x% i, j* W8 Z> Minutes: If0 I% H, P# p$ C( }: D6 e! i/ z
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five( z2 \  U% p8 Y- r1 i6 I( p
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
/ F8 W5 U) }8 P3 D0 w0 vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
; S6 }) [6 X* B) Q公仔箱論壇> the house.
2 M9 ?8 U3 J/ h- ]6 |0 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb>
5 a5 o7 @$ R* A5 f# P1 yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This) e" ?6 c6 X' g5 g2 m5 i
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.778 T8 r" ]2 D" a" ]
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go5.39.217.77+ J9 z0 C) L+ M: u6 |
> Ahead: This5.39.217.771 c: `! O6 M0 w, c1 P
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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5 ]) `* g* D  |4 ]  G8 ^8 w; O- P5.39.217.77> (5) Loud
" X, w! ?) W' e> Sigh: This
! C: o; q3 @$ H+ p; @+ @& P5 ?. d> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
0 x& `: b5 ~1 x3 M2 k# n# N! Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇' g5 v8 S7 F- Z
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
" _# k4 Y. p2 l' b  M8 c% }/ d公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' U5 m" P4 |, Q, L' j
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
  g0 r/ H" {4 N* c> nothing.)
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: A+ h/ w4 O8 b5 T: r" ]> (6) That's
9 Z) r# v+ Q8 K; S> Okay: This
1 g  M) i1 t$ `6 K' k> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
, w% x# r  }  G* ?- s7 u. mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
0 O1 K3 u6 ]: ^. a7 P3 J> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your: Q1 X- p3 H! R, c, Y+ T
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> (7) Thanks: A* L, x1 O. f% S4 T  [3 s
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
& G% g/ p/ Y5 i' _" I9 X5.39.217.77> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.77% [6 x( w, E) |3 ~
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
/ d8 z2 }. C* I7 d$ M+ y> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
+ }4 `- s" z8 y) ]: atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a7 o, e9 {. `1 v3 I! C# m! h1 e5 C
> 'whatever').
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! h# Z/ y: R4 U6 A; l; K公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a
. n1 t9 x. z0 N/ a! A> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇, \2 |# o# l9 p& B9 m1 ?- k
> worry about it, I got it: Another
* K! a5 Y' \- a, q5.39.217.77> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
8 c% T- i6 N! B) c5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇( L$ O( J# {& z* `4 T: w* a) p9 p
> herself. This will later result in a man6 Z8 Q* R( Y4 C' g( V
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- F/ G$ @; v' e
> response refer to # 3.
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