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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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) n8 t1 B7 V5 D> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" G( ]7 a* T$ d% D
> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; F# Y9 R. W' y/ y
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* _9 o+ r$ L! V) U1 C4 Z9 s9 E; [! G
> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇# n# e" O6 E+ W" Z+ e5 B' I
> 公仔箱論壇/ x. y: ]% r: e( O% ?# ]# [
> (2) FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" I, E- t; v" G( g. @* X9 f
> Minutes: If
% M- n2 e" s- I  A> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
* T6 Y# ~) J+ c8 x5.39.217.77> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
5 }! i6 G( U6 y& N! l' r5.39.217.77> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.77* c! k4 u; q6 T4 X: R2 D$ S
> the house.
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% h5 a/ R. z+ \1 f; z/ A$ I6 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This
) D; t8 C, C% c! Q5 s' GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
- X1 @) R; {4 t0 I. U公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
. D+ o$ I$ }5 |% @5 e6 b) w( ]> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go" R2 k6 I- Z" [
> Ahead: This
9 q/ S+ w' w, @: y  B5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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, V) G5 X0 s( G) Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" S4 b" _6 r5 s0 W; C( h' y
> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 D+ U# E2 U$ S: P# F1 I, C
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often$ Y* I5 k& Y6 K3 [
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" ^6 j6 M: x' F. `- f
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇! z" i' A# `5 `, X" |$ g
> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' f2 n% g4 d( E/ m; o" \$ O
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
5 t& v* v" _0 y& }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> nothing.)tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' v: I# V3 d( ~
>
2 N% U. X: [5 m4 [> (6) That's1 m* D4 ?2 F) M" l. C; E. F: L
> Okay: This' d; r  h$ h+ H) w* Z
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to2 d8 x  a  T7 n# t' R
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& @2 q& u2 A5 e; p& K4 X
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇) q5 {8 F4 Q; e2 ^
> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ q7 I9 ~! W; k

; i" |5 ?, ]  v4 b$ a> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# D! S3 r; D1 v
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
, F5 L+ U6 u) g> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This( r9 k/ G% G: e9 t* W( P' J5 a
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is, w8 V+ f! w: {1 v/ }$ n4 Q
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇( f- b* H& T5 ~
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
# k- p' r9 R3 U6 l& R; m; E3 b* R> 'whatever').( z$ N+ k/ M; J
>
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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3 s3 J6 o. d6 A* p5.39.217.77> (9) Don't
4 S2 g" z$ ~: O  M  s! }5.39.217.77> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% @4 t1 ~* o  y$ r5 J$ G# I
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.779 z2 r, T# i1 G
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
6 K' f. k8 O& \" ^> herself. This will later result in a man
9 [  X1 N5 l: q7 ]5.39.217.77> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
$ }, y/ \& ?' W% X3 F公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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