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" C  X& H8 f* k# P, H& x5.39.217.77> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇- O+ m4 W* ~  R
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
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# u) M0 q3 A+ D+ [: F公仔箱論壇>
4 _* M/ j& G- c6 a4 r6 r1 Y5.39.217.77> (2) Five
+ F. y; ?, u) a1 d> Minutes: If, n6 U' R1 S" t, _' t2 O
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. FiveTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; l4 d/ X( q& Z: x& b9 E
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇. }- \4 X, S% L% ?1 [4 R
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇# y) R: ~" x! P% ], i; x
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 L8 ?2 \  Q+ o! r/ Z7 \0 _0 d
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
! W+ `4 E* \6 f" G$ L4 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> usually end in fine.# Y$ ?  y/ N3 q2 T$ I. B" a, z
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( K/ W$ D8 T9 h
> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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1 e) H& g# M6 l8 X. E# u) u5 b> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
5 l$ I1 @1 F/ b7 u3 n9 ~, utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. j8 I7 N7 |! ]) G. D" [5 V
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of  Z1 e  k5 g! {- t+ h
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( `+ v8 c4 s, A; {7 Q, A* t> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.776 |; i5 L3 H4 h$ p% X
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* a2 y* v& ?$ @' z0 s, o! e- ?
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
2 b: [3 ^% V2 c; _: J9 }> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
: E0 S. I  o, s9 V> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( Y! i5 `: c1 g. m
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.77! Q( F4 }% e: S3 R
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a. z. c* T# b4 p$ X
> 'whatever').
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) M9 _" `* x: H: V> (8) Whatever: Is a
( x9 @; |7 P3 G, p5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 j3 {; W3 H6 J4 s5 f
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> (9) Don't, T7 n- H5 i5 ^4 Q0 G
> worry about it, I got it: Another
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> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
0 {8 {/ Y$ K  e2 [. Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man) r7 W3 k: ]$ g* z% S% O
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 I/ d- \( w9 |( @1 d2 X. r/ h
> response refer to # 3.
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