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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE/ C' C8 M( Y3 E! C
> (1) Fine: This
: m- Q" s# _+ Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
; k( ]) B1 W9 }% t/ D( E> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 W' P% \3 i9 Z) s. N. `' e" f
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> (2) Five
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" \6 e/ D  n+ Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five1 R2 Y; t9 X* V/ k# [. M+ D+ J( {
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
3 r5 w( o% Q1 P2 W; N5 N! Y> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) K# {& z( e4 p1 ^3 @+ l1 y
> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 b: I4 {  ^& M; W
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  c% V# m# o& E1 E) a8 O! m, L
> (3) Nothing: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ D. \! P$ H, ?2 |) u0 P" A9 Z& f0 q
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
4 G/ |  v; f5 |/ `1 CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing$ L8 O2 V; O6 ?' n; }* t& n5 q* \: @
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇/ S5 f* X' D& Z$ k
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> (4) Go
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% m' I5 O/ s( r! Y2 l, V8 G# D6 w公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do, g5 h2 p1 I$ Y+ i* M
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇! Y; W0 C9 V& `* ?( E) y
> Sigh: This
6 N3 |0 k/ }3 w% N. O. |1 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) |5 Y2 q/ d8 {% D' E6 ^: d
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 l/ W; {: ^1 O' M
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing0 {/ N2 m3 [7 e" H9 P/ K
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇( W5 @, W% Y) ^
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
2 [, Q& E* z; |2 d) Z+ a& O> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
* J4 r' d: Y' T5 K3 w> Okay: This7 }9 F# K" F- K2 ~: Q( _0 M
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
4 n% ]5 q- s4 V! Z> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 e7 G. k) Q& h  }- l1 ^3 n. P
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇/ h( d- w# x/ X* q# e2 b) z' x
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A" J- h4 o/ _, u
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇( Y7 H" `6 m6 m6 _' A4 t
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! C1 Z& J# F  t; i9 h5 [# U# Z/ V
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
0 ^" X. [  m$ o公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 S4 J5 g9 g! ]
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
  d" C$ J& {/ n! U6 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
  {, t) d; h! F% b9 P: o! [5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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& n* e- S; I3 }+ a$ }> (9) Don't
7 D3 R5 J8 T" B4 E. F* j- G5 xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% H: O' x' ~+ n0 U# V5 e. N; x
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ S: |  |. ]! u) s
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77( Z( F0 s2 }. [5 ?) K
> herself. This will later result in a man6 U% ]3 F. v' n. h2 l
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
( R$ f. C% Y! B6 W5 D9 I$ ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> response refer to # 3.
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