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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
# X3 N* X5 B9 V! r( G' C# ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.
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) i8 f% }4 l9 C( \* {6 G- d! B0 p5.39.217.77> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
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> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around. Z' }1 S  z9 v. J
> the house.
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> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.77  a/ ?  w/ e8 Z: g' p  b! c3 q
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 }4 P/ u; u- _, z: T$ m- k5.39.217.77> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 O4 o! ~, q& |6 s& Y& r
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
7 v8 e8 }! f& Q, Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! B- K( ?; {& V" y, Z8 F$ Q  k9 L
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 a# ?4 S# k' r# o7 p+ a
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your& {3 i' r5 ~7 h
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; E! W  |1 Z1 M! W% J

7 b' i! E3 _- c, Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A
2 ^5 i6 r* Q; {6 I& l+ @" r5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77' c# [, Q: I* J5 a! |
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This( \5 S6 i. t; u6 o( x
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is- }1 X0 l5 Y$ |) v' [& n1 I
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
9 m" [. y( z7 n# n5 D# d1 J> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
" I: _& N, M) U: ^% Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇& R# m) f  P/ R
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 _9 q; o! S- y6 s3 ^4 S
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 e4 a! k8 v" v8 B8 m( r' g

5 B, z: k' l5 W, a4 q# l* k5 s" _公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't& Z( z+ |/ I8 h0 p, y2 X( q0 |
> worry about it, I got it: Another
8 w# N! l+ O% e& L5.39.217.77> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman/ ^# d4 x/ ~  a  H2 M
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.77( j/ i1 Y: l, X' I
> herself. This will later result in a man
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9 A9 W5 |8 V  V6 y$ [: E- W5.39.217.77> response refer to # 3.
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