美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5.39.217.77" A# S1 {6 w, ^0 A1 J
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& g! ^$ D+ F8 N. h& L# w3 r
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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2 H' c, w2 _0 n& Y5.39.217.77A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.776 y3 q+ i) s( P! y! q& M
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇2 w& r  i; N4 h9 Q; n0 K6 w3 q1 }

She doesn't care what you think.
3 i- Y: h$ L1 m她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

( `0 p  S: u) T/ c6 cShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 L' l$ q% _5 U1 E7 X7 l( Z+ [& x- }
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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  a7 L9 N, X7 @; S/ z5 w5.39.217.77Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. n' x7 K9 O! D: J  u* y
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.772 k' ^6 `( g/ E" x" U1 C: `8 x6 ]

2 q5 c  u- C% C6 h2 u% b' |& j  OThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
$ I3 D% v' o" c* ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

" e/ Z* w: s8 wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5 ~; W+ j; B3 M" j

6 p" Y, c) `4 }. ]# ?! @Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
3 K  s. ~4 {) G1 i公仔箱論壇熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. . w5 u8 Z5 L$ F# ~2 ^" l* D* }; |/ p
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. * g) ~: a# x2 u6 p( T$ I+ h0 x" i
女人越老越通靈 & Y# ?7 Y! ^2 X4 @

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. - Y9 @2 Y/ y. U3 c8 |6 {
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
) h3 p& Q. _& U1 e. m# B" X  g只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

6 p9 ^9 p2 O4 k3 wOlder women are forthright and honest.
5 o  ]9 q) [  L- ~/ q  d& ?熟女直接又誠實 3 G  l( o3 _( I9 B2 o' t$ c( @

' H2 Y+ O% F, t; S5.39.217.77They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; ]* @' V2 L0 I0 b; G6 _) V  _

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 7 t+ K( L. f3 p: R' C1 X" t
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5.39.217.77. ?: S3 q0 F" B4 H
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 2 F1 V1 t1 B7 y, N: e% V7 }
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 5.39.217.77" b" m) o' P; r4 y+ T/ j, J

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇- L! V, `0 d: X/ B2 K6 g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 7 ?- p3 J, c8 b) t$ _  m& Z
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", ! o. D; _& P' D3 T) Q8 k9 K
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

& E* N3 s6 j1 E( VHere's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

, n& V; C, s, ~; {- u' K! T5.39.217.77Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. : I$ k+ H* G  n+ W/ X, B! L
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?5.39.217.77; A- F' Z0 r5 j. K
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!