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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. _- x5 g" o  }( P

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5.39.217.775 s, ^3 r* T% b- I, e; p
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇4 x' K7 b8 t- ?& Z# l
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8 f4 @! q3 w- T2 {0 G' B公仔箱論壇Here are just a few reasons why?

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1 [( f8 j5 ^! T$ H, XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 4 R9 |' i8 o2 h, h' o9 b& [% R
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇0 d6 Q, d$ N% _
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- H/ o. }$ S+ _
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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- K$ d3 i; R6 ~8 r公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
0 F4 A: r7 }0 E% i  p/ c9 E( [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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5 [- O) u6 \0 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  B* ^$ R6 l4 U4 Y6 r* }) Q& k8 b8 m: \
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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& p5 H% }6 U8 V* |: ~1 X, [公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
- H; d( f5 p2 B6 D0 D公仔箱論壇當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) ! v* ]4 B! u9 c1 H6 }1 Q
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
  i; k0 z" z) |$ Z公仔箱論壇因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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9 u5 c- e& Q% Q6 `5.39.217.77Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 \1 Q/ t0 D1 s4 ~  v$ `
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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2 }7 _1 U  s9 T+ ?) ^公仔箱論壇Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
- M. a! s. }2 o, `; e公仔箱論壇只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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5 L1 D- x* V1 z: b& z/ ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are forthright and honest.
2 P9 R2 z9 J; O熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
6 P& k: y4 Z, R# b如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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5 x1 B; M* U  e: I$ d公仔箱論壇You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. % Y# L  j  O+ P8 J
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

( R- ~7 r5 V9 f  s% ]9 b* h( rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 A" v: A3 {+ U$ x2 D' ]
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
$ {4 U0 i! I# K: q7 k5.39.217.7740歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
9 e: B& V& I5 h- P公仔箱論壇40歲以上的男人呢
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# y; }  J4 j3 `6 k4 H+ j% L  v, i4 C5.39.217.77For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
( S8 q/ d+ `/ r; b" U相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,6 I* j) r9 Y/ q! o; [5 g/ z' _

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.77: u3 ?5 l- Z7 W6 e( X1 g. l
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
: G! s9 M- I! o2 ~" k' V( b- t/ d% Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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4 X% t7 |" ~/ k5 TNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
: g. B% Z' I! S2 k4 x6 R3 W5.39.217.77今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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8 c2 n! x1 j( g6 Y+ T9 d8 V5 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWhy?
3 I* j1 M" R6 V" v; t6 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。為什麼呢
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0 F) i6 h2 c+ }5.39.217.77Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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