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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :0 n, n- |/ U8 f3 A' G

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 1 V, r6 |6 j- F6 p! l. V& E
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 4 t# R: M4 P; V( i& ~2 X0 w) H
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She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  |2 v) W4 {* L6 B7 I' T
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇7 x5 K% J/ E* ~2 q/ \: }
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1 u6 d% t- g% d' ^" KIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ A4 z, o5 |" E0 {& Z) A/ r: j/ D% e
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 * p7 k" I. Y+ E8 C' m) h

Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; h6 V, V3 V% j; `  @
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.77* l1 ?- O& Y8 _6 }+ B( R
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
2 h' @& p: L1 x8 q公仔箱論壇不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 r6 j! c& }9 A# F

* p7 [5 N4 h! z' _$ X1 qOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 6 ?6 [, z3 X! m7 B
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5.39.217.77# z' ?* N/ R9 H/ A. \- z9 b1 M% |0 q* Z
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. % b% ~( C3 X3 L; n
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 q% D$ }1 V( Y8 E
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味公仔箱論壇& p1 z5 z; z: t

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.77, s2 z5 `. l4 W$ U& }0 D9 m
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 b/ E0 p/ _5 P% j$ L# C

Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.77/ E8 B" k9 s% W6 ?8 q! @8 J4 m
熟女直接又誠實

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如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 1 ]4 Y0 k: c  ^/ r( C* z  f/ Q

: w6 l/ O  f* T& rYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; X: ^) g2 U& R! T. x, G3 l& c
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 " y: Y4 l4 Q8 w

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. & p" j6 X: ?5 P) s/ ~6 `
40歲以上的女人有很多優點公仔箱論壇  k/ }7 p" z+ a1 [( ^+ B

0 E9 v: \, V) r7 t, q$ TUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 4 g. K* v" ?+ x1 f9 T; w5 n* B
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，5.39.217.77  {( `5 H4 I8 n3 L- I

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
+ Q0 ^  r1 T: q4 O( q那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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% U4 V5 W3 g' }0 d公仔箱論壇Here's an update for you.
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- G# _2 o5 B8 T: f5.39.217.77Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 d  H) e/ `$ z$ T
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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# ~* N& y  _- Q0 ^+ x% D8 }Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!