美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
8 J6 e& z2 ]+ C' i0 J  T隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; Y$ _* a- Y+ f' C$ \
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  ^+ \/ _; N' _/ i7 a公仔箱論壇Here are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 ~, _, V5 h  v
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇& ]. F. R) h: P+ _' G2 A8 ~- O
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ]3 Y1 C8 X# L) y3 f
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She doesn't care what you think.
2 [0 c2 r! e) {: D5.39.217.77她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  t6 M0 H2 Q5 V8 ]8 s" {+ C$ B* Q
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。公仔箱論壇2 a) s3 ?* f; q9 P
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- O4 c$ N, c$ K5.39.217.77她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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* P/ R4 v3 M) x. A- X/ Z: SWomen over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇+ V  I3 w3 Y1 D  X* X
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.772 `% K  I4 {2 B4 f' K& m
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 4 N+ R, S& J; W1 M- N% i
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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; ]3 ^; b7 |3 _Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. ! }) m3 y( a1 w( |, i
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 Z2 q/ G# c& H+ |3 I
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
3 F9 p0 j! t# s" l. C熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ @- l1 S6 I2 f
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5.39.217.779 p7 q- w8 X3 m
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Women get psychic as they age.
+ Z7 z1 E+ r1 \1 y2 i女人越老越通靈 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" g% c/ w( k- [1 t$ x" Q+ ^4 K6 K
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 5.39.217.77- w# o' q2 O$ V8 i1 U
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( R9 K- ~6 T1 M- ?) C; @2 r
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇! j: U/ m* j* C- v7 n: X
熟女直接又誠實

9 J4 s  q$ F7 f' c0 E/ v* l. OThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.779 c" d1 e+ I2 {! Q+ N% ]1 S
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

, t& ?7 g3 ~) c% N2 T5.39.217.77You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.77+ _0 C+ L( K% p8 j
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& Z7 R3 @% ?$ \& C0 N
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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* W+ h+ t( A2 M- c+ _9 P+ fLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 5 s4 U( j2 l( x) o

3 R/ }' F7 z7 v) o9 t5 A8 MNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?5.39.217.77' ]; ]" Z4 L  h& G0 Y& J
為什麼呢 ? 5.39.217.773 K; r, ^  m0 o; z* G2 F
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!