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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 s: O, h( a4 X2 P8 a, B9 h4 L
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77/ x5 [3 y9 _% D# E  l* X
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? 8 O5 S% O2 V  c/ `6 d8 ]6 }3 H
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
; K+ ~7 E5 k8 W7 j. @, q! G40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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2 |0 d, e4 X7 a% B2 @9 V$ o! vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。She doesn't care what you think. 5.39.217.77, a' f8 {7 F* d6 Y
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇3 ?& Z, I; s* X7 A& P& D* V* [  u5 E
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% ~9 B" J2 c" W) i1 T! d4 ~5 XIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇* {. i$ Q( ]5 B; t0 _; g7 R
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5 ~! A3 x% v# C
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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6 G6 C0 m  N2 D3 K1 ?Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
; x5 Q; H9 H" G: r不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
6 `1 t: _- `( r3 t$ \% x  T8 a, Z5.39.217.77當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

5 |! {4 P6 n" P" B$ n! p/ I1 ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
+ n/ _- f" ]  R* lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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$ `( k& ~5 b# u! H9 G4 E1 B2 ZWomen get psychic as they age.
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! o% d8 X. K( _5 g8 D! Q% L7 ]# eYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
% A9 X; h  e4 y$ ^  K+ O5.39.217.77你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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2 B, T' @* f9 l/ V' b- `/ gOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ; O$ N7 b& `( `' ]7 }
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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" V$ I1 [6 S+ j( rOlder women are forthright and honest.
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: q- k  i7 R8 T. @/ QThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
& ?% \9 d: K9 s$ Y% ]5.39.217.77如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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% q! Z- F- }; F! @' YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
6 U/ @# e  f3 {! Z" O! o- o. A5 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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; m  P3 a# J6 Q) I' A1 V& B* Z) c$ ~& `Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.77- {/ {7 A5 e; a$ |
40歲以上的男人呢
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' O/ K! x: E4 ]8 ~For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. z3 K- B% R( t. D1 o% r
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ' o) B' o5 q! Q& }

  B; N, d, A" `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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7 R! i6 i4 K5 C- G2 h$ t5 g: b"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", / z7 X3 H+ [: P+ q) Z
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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Here's an update for you.
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8 @8 N# [1 Q1 Q4 j0 B5 i5.39.217.77Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  J" K5 V  Q7 |& X6 C  P3 d
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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6 S8 H) ^# ~, \9 L8 r, K  Y* fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Why?
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9 F. B+ z9 V3 ~1 @  UBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇; ~! T+ D: r0 @* |: x

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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