一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。: J& e k- C. ]9 z4 ?5 m
1 V0 R7 r2 z6 k/ r! S1 s5 D公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( @# D0 e/ N" h' h( L
- f4 b1 R' t" S; g6 F「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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1 ~6 K4 a f4 Y# u0 H7 l& p「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77, b% b8 o5 `" t9 c
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
. w# E1 R1 k1 \, A* V2 [2 [An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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9 ]* H" w3 Q# c2 X8 U( v% G, N5.39.217.77A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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\ K: E+ \1 I2 B, otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.! h: u) R: a$ M
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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