一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! w" a% x" p1 |
% J2 J3 d/ q! x/ w& o5.39.217.77一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) @! G8 l( h2 i3 R* `/ s
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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0 [; T1 {% c% o6 A0 L7 ~1 v8 e公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77% B$ l' F6 r5 N' F4 a+ D
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:
/ e. o$ H7 a& V! _+ }, Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.* m6 A, `7 x$ F% u ~
/ T# i+ c3 l& n2 V5.39.217.77A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.": `7 Z) r0 F/ m5 d$ r# ?, n
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |