一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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K" ~- Z& A$ m z一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」# m, f; y" w) H' e! j5 {
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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5 X" X3 x4 [ S* ?/ \4 _4 H「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.770 {& p/ _+ v+ @3 O6 w2 S
" H5 q" Z4 x2 _婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
* x1 g% `/ E, y+ _) M. X/ ]: BAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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- Y! a# U% O% d3 e: E6 a. `A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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# B3 l1 j! c1 W( l. g+ O& D( U公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 T5 Q+ S3 w3 d6 F5 ?" ~8 f
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. `) Q( K$ r0 w, h; {) w
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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