一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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/ ?. u, d7 w9 P+ w9 @公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ H1 X; X; U5 u1 l' O
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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- i1 ?% A" D+ P. T* F, a8 Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
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7 }4 p3 \4 |7 _5 p2 p1 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5 {0 F- ?% [" A, r$ K& s
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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2 e2 w) s6 \1 A5 ]+ ~, u b$ ~6 I"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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+ V) L# @" A( M5 _5 d2 K6 PThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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