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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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* ?( s7 M" d9 r% U) j: R1 L/ k$ z5.39.217.77「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* q* s" W0 C) m+ J* p9 `
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: V! f6 y7 q) H- L& k, b, j
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
$ `4 ]$ Z2 A! z) K+ Z5.39.217.77An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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( l- k* \" @* y6 k8 F  @A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77. D2 }0 V% L3 U% N0 `
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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