一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.77! F% d* r& r' q. I
7 L- V2 X/ Z! X$ g/ A一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.773 a$ ]' v8 G) Q: j$ F
5 \6 A5 N- b3 L$ `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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4 O4 F( I% ^' Y4 G; i3 E0 S婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
: f, } a- X" v3 i$ AAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.. r$ e) _* b+ I. v- n: w
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h* ?6 h/ R% t* F( F2 z"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B) r8 S, i, Z0 V! F' K
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 |. a9 P3 a. x- T) p* z; _% t& F
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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