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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
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) Z; s! i6 S* ^5.39.217.77性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 \4 i8 ~" T+ ]8 t, D习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ V9 [( S# W! _& K8 b% S, h苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ X0 {/ l5 ^% [; w7 v* g5.39.217.77性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, W+ R3 O* H1 U+ {8 u3 V7 O- x4 H
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.5.39.217.77& B; x. H% c0 n) P

$ U( j1 l, S; E: h: @5.39.217.77昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 d) T  b9 F( B$ k! I! J公仔箱論壇择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, b: g2 E& w, I1 }& Q5 R9 E: @公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& }8 Y! h, \& D% R( Y
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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: B6 M/ i) N" i# v. [教五子 All his five son took it
, t* u5 m% {9 T3 ~* M5 O2 t# ]公仔箱論壇名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.5.39.217.77: l  u' Z! Z6 u9 x, D+ Q$ p$ X

# @4 }0 m4 j7 ^% u8 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,公仔箱論壇* X  j5 A( P: z$ c( S
父之过 It is all your fault., b8 D' W9 x* x- p. Q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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) N+ o- p. c+ r公仔箱論壇子不学 You may refuse to study this公仔箱論壇0 P) r; _& x( T
非所宜 but that is a real mistaketvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) \" z0 R' t8 f/ w$ u9 r8 y% M
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ B9 I& H4 R8 T" c
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged公仔箱論壇7 d) q" W: `4 a0 J

9 Y& {2 p! x6 B' q) M- b公仔箱論壇玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,7 k0 E% f2 H9 o7 c
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& T+ j! D' v, l2 u7 X! o人不学 If you don't learn sex,公仔箱論壇4 |' |' ~: G3 ~! B# ]3 F5 d" S$ f/ x
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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