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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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2 D3 G& s/ `4 f, ^, t, U) Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE- m( O- i3 t& o2 x* _/ X
> (1) Fine: This
% L) Y. i( L8 j7 K5.39.217.77> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, h9 u! ~& n" Z
> and you need to shut up.
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; Z% Q# c9 |. [7 V! S> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.777 B' a$ f# ^5 b5 ]) Z
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given/ u  e2 ^% e3 G! s9 F
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
9 T6 L( D' Z7 A8 h: @% `: _公仔箱論壇> the house.
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9 a- q7 \$ ~1 ~0 T' G公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
7 `. m" K$ Z# E0 z5.39.217.77> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
7 J/ Q  r4 {2 Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
" a! a0 p* n1 k' s$ s: N/ |> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go公仔箱論壇7 D' v3 q, R3 |( ]( G, n
> Ahead: This
4 L' y* Z. C' n4 `+ r& i: n公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇( l  Y& `3 p- X7 q5 q+ \7 d% A
> It!
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$ B+ z$ q4 l5 z8 v/ H> (5) Loud
7 y" h: O! A1 }1 E: O> Sigh: This5.39.217.77) k: ]# N+ J( e4 G
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
' p7 g- n5 Z4 j" W3 }公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇; L. \5 k* Y+ E+ _
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
/ [9 L/ G$ G7 t* R9 \% o3 h  _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
# {" K" _" _+ Y6 V' P公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
' q8 ]+ Y5 J6 M8 t; h! c> nothing.)' a" X7 F% G3 z
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> (6) That's7 z3 Y4 c0 a6 v3 [% }6 L
> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 h2 k& f9 }$ g. w; b5 L( n
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( K$ l& P5 D7 H# e. U, k
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 P4 x# b, i4 j  R5.39.217.77> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇3 i5 K3 l* O) C0 U$ \; A- G5 |- F: A
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# A( I1 t, E: H4 @4 [) x1 G
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
" G3 r& U/ h. A9 U5 Y: \1 X公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
1 h: }( p, N. a: w6 P" jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇/ K1 u( c# p, B6 D  R. D
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇* S$ r7 }5 E5 P$ v2 Q9 M1 s
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
3 B  e4 N) q9 J8 P) U1 Z5.39.217.77> 'whatever').
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3 G" D, C  V6 j% |0 K! Y> (8) Whatever: Is a
, Y( M5 V1 X8 ?+ w3 n0 V. W: b$ i5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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+ g; F- C8 E% |+ c0 G; |& e公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another( _$ Z( d* s9 a. f0 v
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" W# ~) C6 i5 J! @3 d! B
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it/ T1 a* g, F4 @- m. s8 A
> herself. This will later result in a man9 S( U8 l3 {/ I! s; X/ m  A1 i
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's, s, c0 H6 |7 S( I
> response refer to # 3.
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