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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.77: S5 q" O4 s7 |+ `9 d5 _$ K
> and you need to shut up.
% [; @5 ?7 d! N6 s: h* \! U& _公仔箱論壇>
: k8 a0 d, P: Y% O6 c; `公仔箱論壇> (2) Five
6 r# P  G. s. k8 P9 s> Minutes: If
" O* G+ T' B* n$ f% ?7 Z+ \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.778 `$ J! v0 r% j9 w$ J$ g
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: @6 E. K& p* G; E* @
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
, I& F3 a7 r2 K% Z& Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.公仔箱論壇5 v$ c8 v. a5 g% X7 ?! d
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> (3) Nothing: This
: A0 s6 v3 F- K4 p& Z6 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
. r$ x8 i5 w8 x! R7 H# etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
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/ l. x- ~) k- F公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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6 F1 C  x$ o) R4 }, p. {4 |, b公仔箱論壇> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* `3 G$ H2 c+ @) @4 w
> Sigh: This
6 _4 z5 o9 E, N6 N& F2 w> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
2 L. M2 B4 C7 x' G# `. ~% xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
3 c5 V+ w6 ?- D' a/ u( v6 L1 e5.39.217.77> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 z# B& F; o+ c/ x- e% E* M
> here and arguing with you about nothing.- a3 e- k: P% }4 K. t: O# C8 b
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
3 i* t" a0 F; P& T0 U0 R5.39.217.77> Okay: This
& L) @. g* u& M' ^) e* Z* V; Z公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: s/ c9 H$ ]$ G/ g8 F6 \
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and6 J0 S( ~. P# t* q
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your/ X0 M0 K; G: {6 d
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A# X% t# ^, k+ g) f! ]3 n; j, @, s
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 w- l  B2 X. m5 _> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This% {+ B9 ^0 ?7 R) \
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
' d1 u% A& y" E, G& ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
- O: {' ?9 `$ s- y  y6 H. d' ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a& N7 ]* Y4 k$ @& n
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
3 }& y$ p4 z& L, i+ C% [5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 6 w* }% U& c( E( c

# k' L" f' v% c> (9) Don't
" _; Z; u. i% p8 aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. C, L' [' l# R" h  i3 e
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
+ b2 e. d3 \6 @! r2 l& c* u5.39.217.77> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 G9 p3 Y% z8 d. }6 y
> herself. This will later result in a man
) J, ]0 i& M+ l9 N- c0 {> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
: e2 o# u4 E% O0 }) pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> response refer to # 3.
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