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> WORDS WOMEN USE
, d' g) k: r% ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: This
1 ~& X0 N; I5 [! c2 B4 ]- c7 r2 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
& ~1 m; z7 c! ^- qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.
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! _8 a# G$ i+ |" Q7 ^% B> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
' P; E' V( |( `> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
: ]$ l" ~9 u' @: R! }( v  ]0 a* a5.39.217.77> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 i9 U0 R0 K( j+ G" w$ a7 x0 i
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
+ N1 U6 m' i+ p1 X" K; Y公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
: L" F. f! f0 h/ wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
+ F# H/ {( X- ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> usually end in fine.& L/ V% h& Y# w+ M
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> (4) Go4 p5 _* |: F8 x: A; z& O* o
> Ahead: This
$ M7 `1 D, a$ n9 g3 C5.39.217.77> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) s" g) d' t) ?% {6 b. O& |
> It!
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! q) ^8 g$ F; `* Y1 L3 j> (5) Loud
8 K0 H+ |( W7 C4 C+ m> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) B0 j! u8 c  C
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often4 d9 X5 o& d+ Z/ f7 x7 c: B: D
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
2 B- T; X( f0 j3 ^; |- s' c> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing" D, e7 [( c8 {
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
+ k+ R. a) h; K9 |# aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of  y; s& T/ i- c+ h
> nothing.)
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! t0 ^, a2 E! M> (6) That's
! m7 N( h& G$ l: }9 b& t) x8 s6 y5.39.217.77> Okay: This公仔箱論壇9 s3 s7 y2 `1 ^
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to2 {: `9 U' I. h; x& B1 E8 W# l
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and. i. e" G; A/ U7 m* Z
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your/ a$ K5 H8 o( o6 L2 B: Z
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇5 {, s7 F: e( a$ H: `6 l) A
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> (7) Thanks: A
, W' P' r% V5 }* HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
1 q9 K  l; h3 M7 r5 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 F* M4 M+ T2 Y- j2 {( ]1 v1 P2 f: j
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
" ^7 y, Z" y( g5.39.217.77> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
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> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! T- T) _8 J& G% _) `2 d
>
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 4 p5 T5 v/ {$ c  g* t8 q, i
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> (9) Don't
2 J* Z+ y4 J4 V) F> worry about it, I got it: Another
, |6 w  M- O1 w( A4 s$ V& s* w8 f> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman0 X/ `! j4 h* V5 o
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
6 \/ D* D4 C! B9 K4 \5 n> herself. This will later result in a man
( o  ~# T9 N2 h. G% K* I" @> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
2 q/ O8 R4 d& k  A2 u> response refer to # 3.
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