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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
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> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇% j" L9 i0 P, z2 [" k  z
> Minutes: If
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> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
1 a$ e4 c7 d2 Y- [) u  Y% Z5 K> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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>
) n. f% T+ `- DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This, c! S5 O0 D( b6 Q& b$ }/ j
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
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> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( r. y6 ]3 z1 O- [( s
>
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9 V$ `" E' Q$ S) V' \* f! ^  L- z5.39.217.77> Ahead: This
4 d- L3 @' `9 N- V8 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 h8 F' \8 a' v' X5 T+ g
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
- D5 |, p# ^) k& Y> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 I* a2 Y2 \3 X* u; @; {* b
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's- p9 a4 a* `# |- R, Z$ L
> Okay: This
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8 f1 k3 F. z9 Q3 B% Z9 }> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 A. f+ K- z# R) w3 Q, gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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9 Z0 i1 q- E, r0 K% pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A
# a; ]) E/ M9 L; r$ O5 S- a/ E> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
- t& ~. ?/ R. r5 g% v$ U2 cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
% U' k" C3 c3 L# e( w> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- s2 L1 N5 t' I4 P> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
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8 q5 L4 U9 D* ^% y公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 1 P' i9 t4 J: k8 j/ P
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> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇6 B8 w" o9 k+ Z: G6 L9 \
> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇2 S0 Z: K) |0 J! G" ^
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 I* f9 E- l! v* y2 T公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" T$ T) V! ~* a3 c, [5 }& e2 ]' Z
> herself. This will later result in a man
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> response refer to # 3.
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