Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure! What are mychoices? Wife: Yes or no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
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Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife: Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly' I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor!
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