1. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about
that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's
confidential! "
2. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed
one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our
driver ran away."
3. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a
brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....
4. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend
in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends." |
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