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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ m8 F, j* j. S) e( o3 d

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, b8 n, Q; t/ _  h
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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6 ?6 c  O! y- x6 z6 `' {2 `5.39.217.77She doesn't care what you think.
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8 K6 Z& m; ?, b9 X  B( itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.77' Z) ?8 K: C$ p
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.777 Q$ u9 B0 ?4 c* `

+ J# r: P9 T  I$ l公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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* `: g0 B# |1 {+ @/ _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified. ( _  W- ~3 J+ I% {
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. $ F7 h( Y/ M$ {4 g
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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* p  m4 b. s4 y# t4 J/ f/ WOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
. e9 B0 [& z4 g- j0 U$ p5.39.217.77當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ U; q3 ?  j  A* S( z
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
, M4 e/ s, Q( e  K因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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  L2 Y! s) C# T* q8 A6 z  ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
6 [7 S" X% ~3 V. o2 ^公仔箱論壇你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. , Q4 }# T* c) [4 O/ H/ F9 T% e0 R' t
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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, t1 c5 D3 j% Q, bOlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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* |% _' ]* X4 z% |3 y% g公仔箱論壇You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 5.39.217.774 k1 t+ B! ~' y+ n9 M' ]- w3 ~: ^
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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- O- {* O2 b. o  p5 `6 I. ?; c5.39.217.77Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.   Y' a% B& j* t* h0 F  t: `6 A1 E
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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40歲以上的男人呢
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% J  j, r5 r8 Z; s4 y, T. uFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
, I7 M% A' [' H& l) M相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.77. U, P7 M# }6 d6 H
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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1 j2 X/ k+ Z, s# D: s3 t8 Z公仔箱論壇"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
/ A; ^0 C) A0 v+ l- W/ ]那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬5.39.217.77! U1 U5 l3 J' s7 R  B+ D* Q# l) F

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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