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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇8 v0 T2 @3 Q6 B; L: `8 D

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. . q$ C/ p# i7 D, V3 E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? 8 i5 l; f, z6 Q' K9 E7 V
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇$ u0 |5 }% M# v% L/ d
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
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0 g& U' a- D& T0 mIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! R  R! y$ n; r1 {" Q/ D
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 7 |9 F8 f' v6 `8 M3 A

/ B3 r# s' i4 }; I8 J- ^( C5.39.217.77She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
2 `5 Z5 e" }4 w2 I, V2 `5.39.217.77她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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  ^6 y8 {8 I- _$ f1 c) h/ i  stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen over 40 are dignified.
9 B, f6 q9 w8 m3 r( [1 C% A40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 d0 z1 M! |  k# }
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
* t/ J) }7 t7 U3 n, m- x公仔箱論壇當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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6 C; u0 {0 C; E. z4 S5.39.217.77They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
9 k( a: L2 k: y! s/ Y5.39.217.77因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.77" `# c5 e6 t; {4 |
女人越老越通靈
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5 h+ s" L# ~" X3 }. G2 _/ F0 |You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. * S, _) L. @" R, B. p) r" z+ r' x. G4 c
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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3 o6 J+ R. Y" p公仔箱論壇Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 g8 f) S* y+ j& \* M2 o, x只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest. / x! ?1 a! B3 r8 ^3 j, \
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
. g( l) ^  w8 o5 ]& }  h5 n, ^如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. % L3 M5 _6 K% m6 ]  ^
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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- r6 l2 g9 h( p) q, _0 L% q: UYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
+ C* C; d$ E( Q1 Z40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇4 k1 \! U5 O5 I  m( Y0 }
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇4 Y, n. C1 |; K+ m: Y7 v- W: `3 c
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 公仔箱論壇. Y, n4 V% d6 L! L! y( D  T
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", " u# ^! Z6 [" _% x8 k. k" E! [, q
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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- E5 T0 k3 Q( B: Q( L- y# D# h5.39.217.77Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 1 e3 {8 ~0 t0 F* q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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* a0 @; r$ @5 h! e7 ]$ T4 a& dBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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